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Bill Simmons quote of the day archive is here!
"Therapy is a good thing ... it can be therapeutic."
-- Alex Rodriguez
"He's one of the best power forwards of all-time. I take my hands off to him."
-- Scottie Pippen, talking about Tim Duncan on ESPN
"I've had to overcome a lot of diversity."
-- Drew Gooden discussing his NBA career.
"Isiah Thomas is building a championship team ... too bad it's in San Antonio."
-- Charles Barkley on Nazr Mohammed
"Congratulations, you're a meathead, son. But don't ever put your hands on my underwear again."
-- Brad lashing out at The Miz for giving him a drunken wedgie on "The Inferno II"
:lol :lol :lol that shit was classic!
for FMT:
"He had to cut the wind with his balls, which is something we had to see."
-- 49ers coach Mike Nolan commenting on the team's private workout with Alex Smith before the 2005 Draft
WTF?
"Roses are red ... violets are blue ... if you look at another girl ... I will beat you."
-- Doug Christie's wife reciting a poem she had written during this month's episode of HBO's "Real Sports"
"I'm tellin' ya man, to be able to stroke it like that must be some kind of feeling"
-- Dick Vitale on J.J. Redick's ability to hit 3s
"Doug is distraught. He's still not over the trade, and it's not even the basketball part of it. It's the feel of Sacramento, the fans, the community. Sometimes he gets so down. We have a farewell video that the Kings gave us before we left, and I'll find him sitting there watching it, and he gets all choked up. I'll tell him, 'Doug, you have to stop.' But everything was so special there."
-- Jackie Christie
"Any time I've taken the mound, it's always been the old Samson-and-Goliath story written about me."
-- Randy Johnson
"Just picture your favorite guy and put it right through the hole."
-- Drew Brees after winning the skills competition at the Pro Bowl.
"Rick Brunson AND Quentin Ross? That's their starting backcourt? Did we actually have to pay for these tickets?"
-- My Dad during Saturday night's Warriors-Clippers game, as they were announcing the starting lineups at the Staples Center
"It's cold, it's hard and I wanna feel it."
--Ron Jaworski describing a football in cold weather, and why he wouldn't wear gloves.
"When you're rich, you don't write checks. Straight cash, homey."
-- Randy Moss
"I can't put it into words. Playing with a guy, living with a guy, just knowing that every day when I wake up that's something I can count on, that I'm going to be in practice or in a game with Cuttino. Him not being here is going to be tough for me. I don't know what I'm going to wake up for."
-- Steve Francis on the Cuttino Mobley trade
"It will work out, somehow. That's a hell of a duo right there, Marbury, Crawford and Houston."
-- Carmelo Anthony assessing the future of the 2004-05 Knicks
"This is how I relax and maintain my composure. Every now and then, you want to kill somebody." -- Buffalo Bills running back OJ Simps-, er, Willis McGahee on Halo 2.
:lol
"I feel 10 times better than I felt my last season, in terms of passion and fire. I got my dog back, in African-American language, your dog meaning your passion, your fire."
-- Deion Sanders
"It wasn't anywhere near here, but it was still somewhat near. It's eerie."
-- Lamar Odom on a bombing in Turkey seven miles from where the U.S. team was staying.
"I like to sneak a game or two of Madden somewhere in between studying and sleeping; it helps me unwind and get my mind off football for a little bit."
-- Miami CB Will Poole on what he does to unwind during training camp
"Therapy is a good thing ... it can be therapeutic."
-- Alex Rodriguez
"He's one of the best power forwards of all-time. I take my hands off to him."
-- Scottie Pippen, talking about Tim Duncan on ESPN
"I've had to overcome a lot of diversity."
-- Drew Gooden discussing his NBA career.
"Isiah Thomas is building a championship team ... too bad it's in San Antonio."
-- Charles Barkley on Nazr Mohammed
"Congratulations, you're a meathead, son. But don't ever put your hands on my underwear again."
-- Brad lashing out at The Miz for giving him a drunken wedgie on "The Inferno II"
:lol :lol :lol that shit was classic!
for FMT:
"He had to cut the wind with his balls, which is something we had to see."
-- 49ers coach Mike Nolan commenting on the team's private workout with Alex Smith before the 2005 Draft
WTF?
"Roses are red ... violets are blue ... if you look at another girl ... I will beat you."
-- Doug Christie's wife reciting a poem she had written during this month's episode of HBO's "Real Sports"
"I'm tellin' ya man, to be able to stroke it like that must be some kind of feeling"
-- Dick Vitale on J.J. Redick's ability to hit 3s
"Doug is distraught. He's still not over the trade, and it's not even the basketball part of it. It's the feel of Sacramento, the fans, the community. Sometimes he gets so down. We have a farewell video that the Kings gave us before we left, and I'll find him sitting there watching it, and he gets all choked up. I'll tell him, 'Doug, you have to stop.' But everything was so special there."
-- Jackie Christie
"Any time I've taken the mound, it's always been the old Samson-and-Goliath story written about me."
-- Randy Johnson
"Just picture your favorite guy and put it right through the hole."
-- Drew Brees after winning the skills competition at the Pro Bowl.
"Rick Brunson AND Quentin Ross? That's their starting backcourt? Did we actually have to pay for these tickets?"
-- My Dad during Saturday night's Warriors-Clippers game, as they were announcing the starting lineups at the Staples Center
"It's cold, it's hard and I wanna feel it."
--Ron Jaworski describing a football in cold weather, and why he wouldn't wear gloves.
"When you're rich, you don't write checks. Straight cash, homey."
-- Randy Moss
"I can't put it into words. Playing with a guy, living with a guy, just knowing that every day when I wake up that's something I can count on, that I'm going to be in practice or in a game with Cuttino. Him not being here is going to be tough for me. I don't know what I'm going to wake up for."
-- Steve Francis on the Cuttino Mobley trade
"It will work out, somehow. That's a hell of a duo right there, Marbury, Crawford and Houston."
-- Carmelo Anthony assessing the future of the 2004-05 Knicks
"This is how I relax and maintain my composure. Every now and then, you want to kill somebody." -- Buffalo Bills running back OJ Simps-, er, Willis McGahee on Halo 2.
:lol
"I feel 10 times better than I felt my last season, in terms of passion and fire. I got my dog back, in African-American language, your dog meaning your passion, your fire."
-- Deion Sanders
"It wasn't anywhere near here, but it was still somewhat near. It's eerie."
-- Lamar Odom on a bombing in Turkey seven miles from where the U.S. team was staying.
"I like to sneak a game or two of Madden somewhere in between studying and sleeping; it helps me unwind and get my mind off football for a little bit."
-- Miami CB Will Poole on what he does to unwind during training camp