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[DMczaf]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=1913928

Just give him the damn mike? It might be safer not to. In responding to a sideline report with which he disagreed, Dallas Cowboys receiver Keyshawn Johnson suggested Fox's Pam Oliver could use a spanking.

Johnson criticized Oliver on his Sirius satellite radio show Thursday for her report during an Oct. 24 game that he had yelled at Cowboys assistant Sean Payton.

Johnson vehemently denied having yelled -- so vehemently that he said, "I almost wanted to get on a plane, find where she is at, and sit her down and spank her with a ruler really, really hard, because it makes no sense.

"You don't need to make up a story."

And so do I!

 

[Fifty]

He has his own radio show?!?! I need to get Sirius.

 

[Escape Goat]

Cut his mic!

 

[bishoptl]

She said she'd punch him in the face if he tried anything, plus Fox won't bother bringing him back for commentary once his career is over. Oliverowned!!

 

[DarienA]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=1913928

And so do I!

Sign me up!

He has his own radio show?!?! I need to get Sirius.

Serious I keep finding more and more reasons to switch from XM....

 

[Eminem]

lol, remember that NFL commercial from last year? They show Keyshawn's moniter after he typed "THROW ME THE DAMN BALL"

Good stuff.

 

[Dilbert]

Pam Oliver is a cutie who probably enjoys a good spanking...</FANTASY>...but Keyshawn is just a little bitch who needs to shut up.

It doesn't help his case that he's a Dallas Cowboy and running his mouth. Is there something in the water down there, or something special in the training diet for Cowboy wide receivers? He seems to have fallen prey to the "Michael Irvin syndrome."

 

[jobber]

Yea, he has a show on NFL Radio.

 

[bishoptl]

Keyshawn has been running his yap from the day he popped out from his momma's cooch. A perfect fit for Dallas, IMO.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Keyshawn Johnson is an embarassment to all great southern california athletes.

 

[levious]

[namath] Boy I sure would like to spank you... [/namath]

 

[Cloudy]

I don't blame Keyshawn. I'd like to spank her with my "ruler" too

 

[Pimpwerx]

Yeah, I think Pam's ass in need of a serious bruising too. I'd hit it. PEACE.

 

[G4life98]

If KJ has a show...T.O has to have one.