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[LOLCats]

Evening GAF.

Today i ran over a metal pipe with my Honda mower.

It was only 5 months old and was a beautiful machine.

I went to lawn mower fix it place and the crank shaft is bent along with the blades.

Would cost 300$+ to fix it.

I went to home depot and bought a new mower. 360$ for a new beauty.

I dug the pipe out of the ground now, but I'm hurt and disappoint.

GAF help me laugh it out.

Cuz right now i have killed a mower and am upset.

 

[Man God]

Ok.

 

[Bodacious]

Fuck. A Honda mower???

Now I'm upset.

 

[Thebeardofknowledge]

Go watch lawn and order

 

[Umibozu]

when's the service being held?

 

[Team Alucard]

 

[Nilaul]

I misread the title originally and thought you meant you killed the person mowing your lawn.

 

[Elitist1945]

I misread the title originally and thought you meant you killed the person mowing your lawn.

Thats exactly what I thought too. I was scared for a moment.

 

[John Kowalski]

Sorry to hear that bro.

 

[GreatestHits]

EVERYTHING IS DYING.

This is why we need guns. Hopefully it didn't die a slow painful death.

 

[Sectorseven]

You could probably replace the crank shaft yourself.

 

[LOLCats]

]Here is the pipe, the blades did that..

 

[LOLCats]

You could probably replace the crank shaft yourself.

Ha, ya im not a small engine repair guy. Probably just make thing worse.

 

[Umibozu]

]Here is the pipe, the blades did that..

you should warn people before posting something like that, what if someone sees that at work

 

[ItIsOkBro]

At least your lawn mower didn't kill you

 

[GreatestHits]

]Here is the pipe, the blades did that..

Well he was a strong old feller, that's for sure. He will be missed

 

[CheesecakeRecipe]

It's an inanimate fucking object.

 

[thesoapster]

omg LOL

 

[xk0sm0sx]

I came in here expecting a story of your goat

 

[Marky Mark]

I sure hope you bought the exact same model so that you now have a whole heap of spares.

 

[javadoze]

It's an inanimate fucking object.

 

[killamajig]

 

[LOLCats]

I sure hope you bought the exact same model so that you now have a whole heap of spares.

I did, but im undecided if i want to store a busted mower...

 

[terribletwo]

I did, but im undecided if i want to store a busted mower...

only thing you need on a honda engine that will be salvagable would be the air filter, spark plug, carb and rope starter. All these can be easily removed and stored

guess you could keep the gas cap, wheels and bag. throw out the rest

 

[inner-G]

Not a Honda!!

I went to 3 different stores when I was shopping for mine to find one with a Honda engine

 

[Marky Mark]

I did, but im undecided if i want to store a busted mower...

Good man.

And it's not a busted mower, they're spare parts. Take it apart on one weekend and store the bits neatly in a corner of your shed. You will need these bits in time to come.

 

[Dominator]

Need pics of the machine if it was as sexy as you say.

 

[gaiages]

I'm sorry for your loss.

 

[LOLCats]

only thing you need on a honda engine that will be salvagable would be the air filter, spark plug, carb and rope starter. All these can be easily removed and stored

guess you could keep the gas cap, wheels and bag. throw out the rest

Thats good advice. Ill keep that stuff then recycle the rest.

 

[super-famicom]

Superior animated version:

 

[LOLCats]

Need pics of the machine if it was as sexy as you say.

The dead

And the replacement.

 

[Bodacious]

I did, but im undecided if i want to store a busted mower...

You don't need to keep the whole mower. Just drain the fuel tank, unbolt the engine from the deck, and put it in a box. Later, when you realize you're never going to need those spare parts, make a go-kart.

 

[half a moon]

That's an ugly mower

 

[BigJonsson]

I won a Honda lawnmower at a Jays game last year, I sold it in the Spring

Those things are expensive!

Which model did you have? The one I won looks very similar to the one you posted pics of

 

[hipbabboom]

]Here is the pipe, the blades did that..

This suits hitting harder than I thought it would...

FUCK THAT PIPE MAN!

I love you bro so hang in there ok?

 

[BigJonsson]

This is the one I won, the retail value after assembly and freight in Canada is 600+ dollars lol

 

[LOLCats]

This is the one I won, the retail value after assembly and freight in Canada is 600+ dollars lol

Nice mower!

Crazy the second low-end self-propelled one for me after veteran discount was 360$ US.


Okay GAF, ive stripped the pull cord assembly, removed air filter and rubber guard on the back. Feel a little better, will remove sparkplug and wheels tomorrow.

 

[LOLCats]

This suits hitting harder than I thought it would...

FUCK THAT PIPE MAN!

I love you bro so hang in there ok?

Tryin, I wanted that pipe out of there anyway.

Brightside i suppose.