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KIRSTIE: "I DON'T WANT FAT SEX!"


Kirstie Alley
It's been a rough few years for Kirstie Alley, 53, and not just because her career has been in a slump. On the episode of Oprah Winfrey's show that aired Nov. 12, Kirstie made a shocking revelation that she hasn't had sex in four and a half years, confessing, "I don't want to have fat sex!"

About 10 months ago, Kirstie told Oprah she faced the fact that she had blown up: At last count her weight was about 260 pounds. Kirstie recalled stripping down and looking at herself in a mirror:

"I have seen myself naked.... I couldn't believe it. And so I just was crushed."

But while Kirstie may be admitting this, what the heavy-set, sexstarved actress isn't saying is that she's also been blowing up at everyone around her! Suffering the strains of weight gain and career pressure, sources say she's been yelling at crew members on the set of her upcoming Showtime TV show, Fat Actress, and has taken to loudly fighting about script changes and location decisions.

Kirstie's blow-ups seem to be fueled by major career stress. Fat Actress, which debuts in March 2005, is mostly unscripted, relying on Kirstie's onscreen personality and her ability to adlib. Kirstie has worked little since 2000, when her sitcom Veronica's Closet ended its three-season run, and sources say she is desperate for a comeback.

That may be tough for an actress whose weight has ballooned from 125 pounds during her Cheers days to a high of almost 300. But Kirstie is hoping to make the most of her girth. In one scene, a source says, she gives Kid Rock a lap dance to Sir Mixa- Lot's song "Baby Got Back," featuring the lyrics, "I like big butts."

 

[DrForester]

"i'm not hitting it anymore"

 

[Cool]

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wow.

 

[dskillzhtown]

"i'm not hitting it anymore"

Spock was hitting that? [farooq]DAYUM[/farooq]

In one scene, a source says, she gives Kid Rock a lap dance to Sir Mixa- Lot's song "Baby Got Back," featuring the lyrics, "I like big butts."

This is train-wreck material here.

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

TTIUW.... wait, what am I saying?!

 

[shoplifter]

Spock was hitting that? [farooq]DAYUM[/farooq]

Saavik, dude.

 

[Cool]

Kirstie Alley:

NEVER WAS HOTT! NEVER WAS HITTABLE!

 

[Lyte Edge]

Is there some reason why she won't just LOSE THE WEIGHT?

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

Kirstie made a shocking revelation that she hasn't had sex in four and a half years, confessing, "I don't want to have fat sex!"

Yeah, it was my idea! That's the ticket!

 

[Biff Hardbody]

Fucking hell. She used to be fine too.

In one scene, a source says, she gives Kid Rock a lap dance to Sir Mixa- Lot's song "Baby Got Back," featuring the lyrics, "I like big butts."

That's pathetic.

 

[dog$]

Is there some reason why she won't just LOSE THE WEIGHT?

It's not the right time yet.

First she has to get her show on the air so that the media can endlessly reiterate about how obnoxious and fat she is. Then she has to have a complete mental breakdown. Then she needs to be endorsed by some diet drug/etc company... then she will lose the weight. Only will the impetus of massive media attention and corporate endorsements get Ms. Alley to burn the fat.

Sound familiar?

... at least unlike Smith, Alley can form coherent sentences at (or possibly even beyond) a high school level.

 

[Cool]

It's not the right time yet.

First she has to get her show on the air so that the media can endlessly reiterate about how obnoxious and fat she is. Then she has to have a complete mental breakdown. Then she needs to be endorsed by some diet drug/etc company... then she will lose the weight. Only will the impetus of massive media attention and corporate endorsements get Ms. Alley to burn the fat.

Sound familiar?

... at least unlike Smith, Alley can form coherent sentences at (or possibly even beyond) a high school level.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Anna Nicole Smith sucks.

 

[Meier]

Hahaha the show is called Fat Actress. That's hilarious.

 

[Cool]

It seems as though she's trying to monopolize off of her massive gain in weight.

 

[NohWun]

It seems as though she's trying to monopolize off of her massive gain in weight.

"Capitalize", not "monopolize".

It's the American way.

 

[tmdorsey]

In one scene, a source says, she gives Kid Rock a lap dance to Sir Mixa- Lot's song "Baby Got Back," featuring the lyrics, "I like big butts."

See that's just wrong use of that song. I mean we do all know that when Sir Mix Alot said he like big butts, he didn't mean, the fat, double-wide, cellulite ridden kind, right?