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[Ned Flanders]

This little slut needs Stamination asap. Her devious little smirk, fake tan, and ample, perky rack beckon to me. She's the prototype uppper crust suburban bimbo, but that just makes me want to defile her with my cock all the more.

After dealing with these frail skinny surfer boys, she wouldn't know what hit her. I'd hit it from the back and use her blonde locks like the pull chain on a lawn mower. I'll beat it up so bad she'll think her pussy stole my lunch money. She'll wonder if I'm a man or a well-shorn gorilla.

 

[AlphaSnake]

I'm scared =(

 

[distantmantra]

Was this show real or scripted? I never watched it, but from the commercials it looked too glossy to be real.

 

[Ned Flanders]

It was real, but very glossy. It's gonna be even glossier when I cover the female cast in my man-juice..

 

[AlphaSnake]

It was real, but very glossy. It's gonna be even glossier when I cover the female cast in my man-juice..

STOP!

 

[NLB2]

Stop posting and go masturbate before you embarrass yourself anymore, Flanders.

 

[evil ways]

That show was as real as wrestling.

 

[Ned Flanders]

STOP!

Hammer time? WTF?

You're only allowed to talk about plugging Lindsay Lohan on this forum? I should be allowed to embarass myself as much as I like. You fucks do it all the time..

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

TTIUW MORE P

 

[StrikerObi]

It's a reality show in the sense that none of the people on it are actors. However, the producers and writers set everything up and tell the kids what to do. It works on what the industry calls a "soft script."

Edit: I'd fuck almost all the girls on this show. They're wicked hot, even if they are stupid fucking bitches.

 

[iamthevillain]

seeing that flanders avatar makes it all the more disturbing...

DISTURBINGLY HILARIOUS

 

[bishoptl]

"After dealing with these frail skinny surfer boys, she wouldn't know what hit her. I'd hit it from the back and use her blonde locks like the pull chain on a lawn mower. I'll beat it up so bad she'll think her pussy stole my lunch money. She'll wonder if I'm a man or a well-shorn gorilla."

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Bandicoot]

FHUTA

 

[bjork]

fuckely duckely, neighborino

 

[duderon]

I forgot the quote

 

[Bob White]

:lol

Caged Gorilla is the fucking MAN!

 

[Particle Physicist]

:lol Ned Flanders is my favorite poster on here.. i also agree with this thread. that girl is damn hot..

 

[Kintaro]

This little slut needs Stamination asap. Her devious little smirk, fake tan, and ample, perky rack beckon to me. She's the prototype uppper crust suburban bimbo, but that just makes me want to defile her with my cock all the more.

After dealing with these frail skinny surfer boys, she wouldn't know what hit her. I'd hit it from the back and use her blonde locks like the pull chain on a lawn mower. I'll beat it up so bad she'll think her pussy stole my lunch money. She'll wonder if I'm a man or a well-shorn gorilla.

TESTIFY!!!