The Black Gelding
Banned
Great, FOX. Thanks for realizing that it is up to you to bring back Sock TV and steer us away from this "Reality Bullshit"
Ironically, it was a Reality show that made me realize this. When I saw tonight's episode of
"My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss" I realized their ingenious scheme.
THE DISGUISING OF SHOCK TV AS REALITY TV!
Its sheer brilliance and simplicity left me stunned for a few mins. I was just getting over some of the lines in the show, namely "The weak only survive if the strong are weaker" when I realized that I was both shocked, and amused at the absurdity of the statement. Then I saw a commercial for "Wife Swap" and every week it's a minishow on "When woman X gets put in woman Y's lifestyle" It's awesome.
Soon we will be back to the good ol' days like "When Good Pets Go Bad"
"These frat boys thought it would be awesome to have a pet rattle snake... but as the video shows, they were wrong... VENEMOUSLY WRONG"
Hell fucking yes. But the show will be disguised as "Extreme pets" and it will be a reality show in which people like own pets... but they are wild, so they have to be really careful.
Or they can have "My New Brother... the FREAK!" it could be a show that puts a Guinness world record holder, such as the man that could pop his eyes out the furthest, or that Japanese hot dog eating guy with a regular family... and they use their special talent to annoy the piss outta them.
I remember when this type of TV reached its peak. Real TV and Fox Sports had this other show, I forget, but it always had sports injuries. Pure brilliance. I remember seeing so many skateboard dudes fall to their doom. Richous dewd...
I really wanna see another "When animals attack" holy shit that was a good series. So cheap to produce as well... but these "Reality" Shock TV shows will cut it for now. I am just waiting for the transformation to come full circle. Hopefully they get better vids for the "Police Chase" vids.
The joyful days of the Clinton Era style TV show are among us. Just you wait and see...
Ironically, it was a Reality show that made me realize this. When I saw tonight's episode of
"My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss" I realized their ingenious scheme.
THE DISGUISING OF SHOCK TV AS REALITY TV!
Its sheer brilliance and simplicity left me stunned for a few mins. I was just getting over some of the lines in the show, namely "The weak only survive if the strong are weaker" when I realized that I was both shocked, and amused at the absurdity of the statement. Then I saw a commercial for "Wife Swap" and every week it's a minishow on "When woman X gets put in woman Y's lifestyle" It's awesome.
Soon we will be back to the good ol' days like "When Good Pets Go Bad"
"These frat boys thought it would be awesome to have a pet rattle snake... but as the video shows, they were wrong... VENEMOUSLY WRONG"
Hell fucking yes. But the show will be disguised as "Extreme pets" and it will be a reality show in which people like own pets... but they are wild, so they have to be really careful.
Or they can have "My New Brother... the FREAK!" it could be a show that puts a Guinness world record holder, such as the man that could pop his eyes out the furthest, or that Japanese hot dog eating guy with a regular family... and they use their special talent to annoy the piss outta them.
I remember when this type of TV reached its peak. Real TV and Fox Sports had this other show, I forget, but it always had sports injuries. Pure brilliance. I remember seeing so many skateboard dudes fall to their doom. Richous dewd...
I really wanna see another "When animals attack" holy shit that was a good series. So cheap to produce as well... but these "Reality" Shock TV shows will cut it for now. I am just waiting for the transformation to come full circle. Hopefully they get better vids for the "Police Chase" vids.
The joyful days of the Clinton Era style TV show are among us. Just you wait and see...
