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[Bildocube]

Okay this has got to be the greatest comedy I have ever seen. I can't believe this isn't a cult classic.

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I'm falling, you're falling, we're falling......... A WHALE!!!!!!

:lol

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Simba.... Behold, the chosimbas, you must take your place in the great circle of.... stuff. This is CNN

:lol

Why all the hate for this movie?

 

[Outlaw]

"How you like that!!! Face to foot style!"

"Oh yeah!! Try my nuts to your fists style!!"


"I need gopher chucks!"


"oiiiiioioioioiiooiiiiiiioooo"


"Watch out for betty and his song about big butts...he beats you up while he plays it"


"I see the way you look at him, I'm a man too you know......I go peepee standing up!"



Kung Pow = Greatest Comedy Ever

 

[BuddyC]

I'm pretty sure it is a cult classic.

 

[Mason]

We have a Kung Pow appreciation thread about every three months.

 

[Kintaro]

The scene where they continously beat the ever living SHIT out of the Chosen one with poles had me ROFL.

Girl:"What about this?" *Breaks a thermometer in his hands.*
TCO: "...you broke a thermometer....in my hands...."

 

[tedtropy]

Kung Pow's running joke got old after about 10 minutes. Then it outstayed its welcome...and then it proceeded to take a steaming shit on its welcome, then...well, you know where I'm going with this.

 

[Lyte Edge]

One of the best "bad" movies ever as far as I'm concerned. I don't know how many times I've watched it now...must be over 100 times by now. I used a program to shrink the DVD to a 100mb avi file and put it on my phone, so now I can watch it anywhere I go.

Kung Pow's running joke got old after about 10 minutes. Then it outstayed its welcome...and then it proceeded to take a steaming shit on its welcome, then...well, you know where I'm going with this.

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE THIS THREAD NOW.

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

September 4, 2004
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Extremely well done co-mingling of the old and new footage. The humor is hit and miss, though.

 

[jenov4]

It's a hilarious movie, and I can't wait for the sequel! (Yes it's in the works!)

 

[Deg]

Yeah my sis showed this to me. Hilarious and very stupid

MUST SEE

 

[Brian Fellows]

I loved it.

 

[Biff Hardbody]

The old teachers voice is fucking hysterical some times. Him and Betty are the best in that movie. Quotes I like-

"That's allot of nuts!"

"Shirt rippa!"

"At that moment, the chosen one learned a valuable lesson about iron claws...they hurt like crap man!"

And of course the big butts line. And the dood whos always dancing to MC hammer in the background.

 

[Miguel]

One of the best "bad" movies ever as far as I'm concerned. I don't know how many times I've watched it now...must be over 100 times by now. I used a program to shrink the DVD to a 100mb avi file and put it on my phone, so now I can watch it anywhere I go.



SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE THIS THREAD NOW.

Jesus fuck...what the hell kind of phone do you have? 100mb avi?!

Lee


Edit: oh, I'm guessing it's a Palm/PocketPC with a Memory stick...

 

[Unresponsive Bee Victim]

At that moment I ahd two choices,

A) Dodge the claw and counter with a roundhouse back kick.
B) TAke the claw too the face, roll on the ground and die.

(claw comes in)
(Thump)
Should've gone with A!

 

[Ford Prefect]

Hahaha, brilliant movie Definitely a classic. Anyone with the DVD ever watch it with all the original dialogue? It's just as funny as the movie. When the guys are beating the Chosen One up with the poles, they're talking about pastries or something like that... brilliant :lol

"Tell me... if you see... a... Radioshack."

"Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell!"

"Our! Sexual! Preferences! Are! Our! Own! Business!"

 

[Jim Bowie]

Looking for more hillarious spoofs? Check out THE LOST SKELETON OF CADAVRA!

Kung Pow is amazing, though. I hope they actually come out with the sequel. That'd be fucking hillarious.

 

[Bildocube]

From the "what they are really saying" option of the movie:

My favorite:

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I am Potato Man! You know this is true!

:lol :lol :lol

 

[DarienA]

Hated the movie the first time I saw... but it grew on me and now I love it... do yourself a favor watch the unedited longer version of the final fight... the unedited version has the Chosen one getting his ass kicked for so long that I was on the floor tears coming down my eyes laughing so hard the first time I saw it.

 

[Ford Prefect]

Hated the movie the first time I saw... but it grew on me and now I love it... do yourself a favor watch the unedited longer version of the final fight... the unedited version has the Chosen one getting his ass kicked for so long that I was on the floor tears coming down my eyes laughing so hard the first time I saw it.

Yeah, when my friend and I went to see it the first time in theaters, we started laughing at the beginning of the movie, and didn't stop til the end. It's the perfect movie to see with someone else and get in a laughing fit

 

[Great Wasabi Man]

I am bleeding making me the victor

It's even funnier watching it withthe English Lang option