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Ladies and Fake Numbers
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Kuro Madoushi
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:lol
Yeah, I know my cousin actually does that to guys in clubs so that they won't bother her. Her reasoning? "I don't want to date anyone I meet at a nightclub" A little hypocritical? Yes! But it does get her the drinks.
As for the people calling your number, are they always asking for the same girl or is your number so sexy that girls for some unknown mystical reason like to use it on unsuspecting guys??
Yeah, I know my cousin actually does that to guys in clubs so that they won't bother her. Her reasoning? "I don't want to date anyone I meet at a nightclub" A little hypocritical? Yes! But it does get her the drinks.
As for the people calling your number, are they always asking for the same girl or is your number so sexy that girls for some unknown mystical reason like to use it on unsuspecting guys??
I remeber there was this one girl who kept insisting that I was a dude named Steve (my name starts with an M) and she wouldn't let go of it. I was walking to the bar with my friends when I got the call...
her: hello, is this Steve?
me: no, I think you have the wrong number
her: shut up I know it's you.
me: nope, my name isn't Steve it's M....
her: whatever, if you don't want talk to me just say so.
me: well quite frankly I don't want to talk to you since I don't know who the hell you are.
(freinds in background) "Hey Steve hurry up!" (obviously getting a kick out of it)
her: I know it's you, you gave my this number.
me: when and where did I giveyou this number.
hre: at the party last night.
me: I didn't go to a party last night I was at the bar.
(friends) Is that the girl you met at the party?
her: whatever, you fucking asshole!.
me: bye
---5 min later---
me: hello?
her: fuck you Steve I know it's you.
me: quit calling me you're wasting my minutes
*click*
her: hello, is this Steve?
me: no, I think you have the wrong number
her: shut up I know it's you.
me: nope, my name isn't Steve it's M....
her: whatever, if you don't want talk to me just say so.
me: well quite frankly I don't want to talk to you since I don't know who the hell you are.
(freinds in background) "Hey Steve hurry up!" (obviously getting a kick out of it)
her: I know it's you, you gave my this number.
me: when and where did I giveyou this number.
hre: at the party last night.
me: I didn't go to a party last night I was at the bar.
(friends) Is that the girl you met at the party?
her: whatever, you fucking asshole!.
me: bye
---5 min later---
me: hello?
her: fuck you Steve I know it's you.
me: quit calling me you're wasting my minutes
*click*
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Kuro Madoushi said:
Why is it hypocritical?
For I while, I think someone was fucking with me. I had 3, yes 3 different chicks calling me in the middle of the night, that knew my first name over the span of a few months. One of them , an english broad. was in a club (well I guess, from the hard techno in the bg) and kept telling me that she had met me last night and how such a neat guy I was.
One of them nearly bursted in tears when I told her I had no idea who the hell she was. It seemed that we had some drunk fun at some party the night before (again, whats with the recurent party theme?). What the hell? I was home watching crap horror movies that night
The last one was only a few weeks ago, some chick who called not once, but 3 TIMES at 2AM, pretending to know me, and going "ah come on, you dont remember me? We were sooo drunk, but you gave me your phone number so we could hook up")
All 3 voices were differents, and sounded like normal girls. They all knew my first name. WTF!
I guess there's horde of lonely chicks who like to call up random dudes at night pretenting to know them. It must be my manly voice
One of them nearly bursted in tears when I told her I had no idea who the hell she was. It seemed that we had some drunk fun at some party the night before (again, whats with the recurent party theme?). What the hell? I was home watching crap horror movies that night
The last one was only a few weeks ago, some chick who called not once, but 3 TIMES at 2AM, pretending to know me, and going "ah come on, you dont remember me? We were sooo drunk, but you gave me your phone number so we could hook up")
All 3 voices were differents, and sounded like normal girls. They all knew my first name. WTF!
I guess there's horde of lonely chicks who like to call up random dudes at night pretenting to know them. It must be my manly voice
Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
max_cool said:
:lol @ friends
I had a Russian dude call my cell once trying to find two girls (can't remember the names). I kept saying I had no idea who he was or who they were, and he got all angry and thought I was trying to trick him or something.
Russian dude: Hey, is this [someone]?
Me: Uh, no, I think you have the wrong number.
Russian dude: Are [some girl] or [some girl #2] there?
Me: No, you've got the wrong number.
Russian dude: No, [someone #2] gave me your number. You must know them.
Me: Nope, I really have no idea who you're talking about.
Russian dude: Okay, quit this shit, get off the phone and find them.
Me: This is my personal cell, I don't know who you're talking about.
Russian dude: Why would [someone #2] give me this number if you didn't know [some girl] and [some girl #2]?
Me: Damned if I know, but I don't know anyone by those names.
Russian dude: Whatever punk, I don't know who you're trying to fool, you obviously know them. Don't lie to me.
Me: Yeah, right.
Then I hung up.
Russian dude: Hey, is this [someone]?
Me: Uh, no, I think you have the wrong number.
Russian dude: Are [some girl] or [some girl #2] there?
Me: No, you've got the wrong number.
Russian dude: No, [someone #2] gave me your number. You must know them.
Me: Nope, I really have no idea who you're talking about.
Russian dude: Okay, quit this shit, get off the phone and find them.
Me: This is my personal cell, I don't know who you're talking about.
Russian dude: Why would [someone #2] give me this number if you didn't know [some girl] and [some girl #2]?
Me: Damned if I know, but I don't know anyone by those names.
Russian dude: Whatever punk, I don't know who you're trying to fool, you obviously know them. Don't lie to me.
Me: Yeah, right.
Then I hung up.
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