TheJollyCorner
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So with the coming next gen launch days (X360 sooner than later), I was hoping to get some interesting launch day stories from some of you. Being a forum chock-full of more 'hardcore' gamers, I'm sure many (or some) of you have partaken in some form of launch day madness.
To be honest, the first real launch day I was involved with as even a semi-adult was the PlayStation 2 launch in late October 2000. Everything prior (from Atari, NES, SNES, Genesis, PlayStation) had usually been Christmas or birthday presents. Dreamcast I picked up in March 2000 spontaniously.
Not sure how many of you remember, but the weeks (even months) leading up to PS2's US launch was just insanity. Kind of like X360 seems to be (or was, before all of this 'multi-sku, high priced accessories' silliness), if you didn't have it preordered 5 months in advance, your chances of just walking into a store and getting one were slim to none... with slim having left town.
I came to grips with this. I was simply a college kid who used work and book money on beer... and being 21 and asking 'mom' for a video game system on my birthday just wasn't working for me. My inner geek simply did not shine enough to make that happen.
Midnight launch came... very suddenly, it seemed. Snuck up on me, it did. I was posting on another message forum at the time and a bunch of people were talking about 'trying to get a PS2' at midnight. It was a Thursday night... I didn't have any Friday classes... and as luck would have it, I actually had money. "What the hell... this is Knoxville, Tennessee. Surely these redneck shitheads won't be lined up for this new fandangled piece of technology." Fuck... was I ever wrong.
To make a long story filled with worthles details short, I drove over to my local Target around 9:30pm. I called prior to that. They expected maybe 20 PS2s... the most in that area, from my research. The PS2 bug had bitten me. From an attitude of "I'll get one maybe early next year or so" to "SHIT! I COULD HAVE THIS IN MERE HOURS!"... it was uncontrollable. My back-up plan? In case I failed, it would be Best Buy at the ass crack of dawn for me. My local Best Buy only expected something ridiculous like '5' PS2s... -_-
So I get to Target and there are two scraggly looking middle-aged rednecks waiting in the customer service area, where PS2 would launch at midnight.
"Hey, do we just wait here? Any kind of system to this?" I ask, forgetting that the majority of these East Tennessee folk only speak Whiskey.
"Ah guess. We just go'n sit here an' see..." was the response.
Well shit... ok... two and a half hours. I've been in worse situations.
Finally 11:30 arrives... and it's a goddamn MADHOUSE! I was the third person there, but somehow these fucking imbred assholes had brothers and cousins coming into the line. Not just that, but crowds of people were forming around the customer service area... waiting.
There was absolutely NO order to this. Being a manager now, I wish I could go back in time and either talk to whoever was running that Target or actually take control of the situation myself. It was ridiculous. I had people around me saying "why didn't they give the first 20 people numbers or something?" and "they should have a rope-off so people can't cut!"
11:45... and some Target stooge wearing a suit comes out. He looks like he's just done about 6 lines of coke.
"Ok, everyone form a single file line."
The mesh of people pile in and my attitude is "fuck them! I've been here for damn near 3 hours!" so I push up, but not nearly enough to feel comfortable. There must have been over 200 people there- drunk rednecks, stoned gangsta's, screaming babies, Highlander jacket wearing geeks... the works. The only thing missing from this godforsaken freakshow was someone dressed up like Darth Vader.
I can count the line. I'm past the 20 mark. "This is bullshit" I'm thinking...
Target Man says (once the line is formed) "We got 25 of the Sony PlayStation Two's in, some games, some controllers. There's plenty of these Nintendo's for 25 folks. We'll go down the line. After 25, that's it."
I'm trying to count myself but I can't. It's impossible to tell who's in line to get one and who's just with someone up front. In my mind I'm cursing the retarded lack of organization from the get-go that Target had. Behind me is some little old lady heartbroken that she was sure she wasn't gonna get one for her grandson.
So this woman goes down the line counting... she makes it to me. 23. I almost shit my pants. I was excited for PS2... but the event was more of a conquest than anything else. I waited in this godforsaken place for hours... had shithead cheaters try to skip line, and I STILL got one. What a victoly.
Ended up getting that beautiful blue PS2 box, Madden 2001, Tekken Tag, SSX, and Ridge Racer V. They were out of memory cards by the time I got up there (25 systems and only 18 memory cards @_@), but luckily I got one of the few that Best Buy got the next day.
Very memorable launch...and that very system still works to this day, never needing a replacement.
Would I ever cut it that close again? I'm willing to bet not. PS3 will be preordered well in advance.
For those that read the whole thing... I SALUTE YOU
To be honest, the first real launch day I was involved with as even a semi-adult was the PlayStation 2 launch in late October 2000. Everything prior (from Atari, NES, SNES, Genesis, PlayStation) had usually been Christmas or birthday presents. Dreamcast I picked up in March 2000 spontaniously.
Not sure how many of you remember, but the weeks (even months) leading up to PS2's US launch was just insanity. Kind of like X360 seems to be (or was, before all of this 'multi-sku, high priced accessories' silliness), if you didn't have it preordered 5 months in advance, your chances of just walking into a store and getting one were slim to none... with slim having left town.
I came to grips with this. I was simply a college kid who used work and book money on beer... and being 21 and asking 'mom' for a video game system on my birthday just wasn't working for me. My inner geek simply did not shine enough to make that happen.
Midnight launch came... very suddenly, it seemed. Snuck up on me, it did. I was posting on another message forum at the time and a bunch of people were talking about 'trying to get a PS2' at midnight. It was a Thursday night... I didn't have any Friday classes... and as luck would have it, I actually had money. "What the hell... this is Knoxville, Tennessee. Surely these redneck shitheads won't be lined up for this new fandangled piece of technology." Fuck... was I ever wrong.
To make a long story filled with worthles details short, I drove over to my local Target around 9:30pm. I called prior to that. They expected maybe 20 PS2s... the most in that area, from my research. The PS2 bug had bitten me. From an attitude of "I'll get one maybe early next year or so" to "SHIT! I COULD HAVE THIS IN MERE HOURS!"... it was uncontrollable. My back-up plan? In case I failed, it would be Best Buy at the ass crack of dawn for me. My local Best Buy only expected something ridiculous like '5' PS2s... -_-
So I get to Target and there are two scraggly looking middle-aged rednecks waiting in the customer service area, where PS2 would launch at midnight.
"Hey, do we just wait here? Any kind of system to this?" I ask, forgetting that the majority of these East Tennessee folk only speak Whiskey.
"Ah guess. We just go'n sit here an' see..." was the response.
Well shit... ok... two and a half hours. I've been in worse situations.
Finally 11:30 arrives... and it's a goddamn MADHOUSE! I was the third person there, but somehow these fucking imbred assholes had brothers and cousins coming into the line. Not just that, but crowds of people were forming around the customer service area... waiting.
There was absolutely NO order to this. Being a manager now, I wish I could go back in time and either talk to whoever was running that Target or actually take control of the situation myself. It was ridiculous. I had people around me saying "why didn't they give the first 20 people numbers or something?" and "they should have a rope-off so people can't cut!"
11:45... and some Target stooge wearing a suit comes out. He looks like he's just done about 6 lines of coke.
"Ok, everyone form a single file line."
The mesh of people pile in and my attitude is "fuck them! I've been here for damn near 3 hours!" so I push up, but not nearly enough to feel comfortable. There must have been over 200 people there- drunk rednecks, stoned gangsta's, screaming babies, Highlander jacket wearing geeks... the works. The only thing missing from this godforsaken freakshow was someone dressed up like Darth Vader.
I can count the line. I'm past the 20 mark. "This is bullshit" I'm thinking...
Target Man says (once the line is formed) "We got 25 of the Sony PlayStation Two's in, some games, some controllers. There's plenty of these Nintendo's for 25 folks. We'll go down the line. After 25, that's it."
I'm trying to count myself but I can't. It's impossible to tell who's in line to get one and who's just with someone up front. In my mind I'm cursing the retarded lack of organization from the get-go that Target had. Behind me is some little old lady heartbroken that she was sure she wasn't gonna get one for her grandson.
So this woman goes down the line counting... she makes it to me. 23. I almost shit my pants. I was excited for PS2... but the event was more of a conquest than anything else. I waited in this godforsaken place for hours... had shithead cheaters try to skip line, and I STILL got one. What a victoly.
Ended up getting that beautiful blue PS2 box, Madden 2001, Tekken Tag, SSX, and Ridge Racer V. They were out of memory cards by the time I got up there (25 systems and only 18 memory cards @_@), but luckily I got one of the few that Best Buy got the next day.
Very memorable launch...and that very system still works to this day, never needing a replacement.
Would I ever cut it that close again? I'm willing to bet not. PS3 will be preordered well in advance.
For those that read the whole thing... I SALUTE YOU