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It's sad that I've seen dumber shit than this on Facebook. The site really is to complicated for some people.
 
I have a feeling that this isn't actually legit. Either it is entirely made up, or the guy is just playing dumb.

Then again, that last thread with people who thought a random blog was the new facebook begs to differ...
 
Steve Youngblood said:
I assume that the Riviera character is supposed to be the source of mockery, but I think the real ire should be directed at Mary.
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What about Stephanie? And Riviera's fiancé? There's plenty of stupid to go around. :lol
 
masud said:
What about Stephanie? And Riviera's fiancé? There's plenty of stupid to go around. :lol
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Yes, but all was facilitated by the attention-whoring by the Mary character where she seeks to deride the phonies who don't use Facebook for its intended purpose via a "hey! look at how important I am!" mass spam message.

I don't know about you, but when I lament that my friends list is becoming too bloated, I don't find it terribly difficult to peruse the list and remove people that I'm not very close too, be it ever or just in recent history.
 
Steve Youngblood said:
Yes, but all was facilitated by the attention-whoring by the Mary character where she seeks to deride the phonies who don't use Facebook for its intended purpose via a "hey! look at how important I am!" mass spam message.

I don't know about you, but when I lament that my friends list is becoming too bloated, I don't find it terribly difficult to peruse the list and remove people that I'm not very close too, be it ever or just in recent history.
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Have you ever had someone message you acting insulted that you did so?
 
Alucrid said:
Have you ever had someone message you acting insulted that you did so?
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No. I'm not too terribly picky. I don't consider it an honor to allow someone to be my friend. But occasionally I'll see a status update from "Ex co-worker from six years ago" types and wonder why I still have them as a friend when I haven't talked to them since quitting there.

Such people aren't going to notice that this happened. I'm not going to defriend people who might actually care and notice that I've done so, and I don't need a reply message from such an individual to validate this.
 
I really wish I would have saved this one facebook convo Panda and I had with this one bitch. This girl had to have been the biggest moron I've ever met.
 
i have facebook, because friends need to have me on their FL.

But as platform, its horrible, intrusive and annoying. i barely use it.

oh, let me tell all my friends. i just made a post here. one sec
 
There's a site that allows you to make these things to make it look real.

Sadly I think this isn't from there and is real though.

I'm going to go play some FarmVille.
 
I've never used facebook so I'm not exactly sure what's happening here, but this has definitely not swayed me towards using facebook anytime soon. I'd probably end up being the confused idiot.
 
soul creator said:
I'm actually one of those guys who types www.facebook.com into google search

address bar doubles as search bar, so it works and goes to the site directly, GOOGLE CHROME BITCHES
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Eeeuh, when you type "www.facebook.com" in your address bar (that happens to double as search engine), off course it goes to the site. :lol Every browser does that... ;)
 
soul creator said:
address bar doubles as search bar, so it works and goes to the site directly, GOOGLE CHROME BITCHES
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Dude, Three out of the big four do that: Opera, Firefox (does an I'm Feeling Lucky, but if it can't, just does a search) and obviously Chrome.

:/
 
The sad reality is that as more and more people adopt social networking, it becomes clearer and clearer just how little intelligence is out there.
 
Megadrive said:
Dude, Three out of the big four do that: Opera, Firefox (does an I'm Feeling Lucky, but if it can't, just does a search) and obviously Chrome.

:/
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:lol fair enough

I vaguely remember chrome being the first time that happened, but I could be wrong
 
Megadrive said:
Dude, Three out of the big four do that: Opera, Firefox (does an I'm Feeling Lucky, but if it can't, just does a search) and obviously Chrome.

:/
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IE does too when I use it at work. Learn to internet! :lol (although it does go to bing, so ymmv)
 
soul creator said:
:lol fair enough

I vaguely remember chrome being the first time that happened, but I could be wrong
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you mean you type in a search query and it either goes to a google search, or if it's an exact match it goes to the website?


That has been in FF (and probably other major browsers like Opera) since forever.
 
Souldriver said:
you mean you type in a search query and it either goes to a google search, or if it's an exact match it goes to the website?


That has been in FF (and probably other major browsers like Opera) since forever.
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oh ok...I guess it's just a UI choice then? If you could just type words into the firefox address bar to do a default google search, the separate search box on the top right seems redundant.
 
Souldriver said:
I must be a retard because I don't know what the hell is going on, except for a bunch of people talking shit to each other.
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When you're included in a message from one of your friends on Facebook you receive an email about it and you also receive an email telling you when someone replies. In this case Mary sent a message to ALL her friends and specifically asked EVERYONE to reply. Apparently when Riviera got an email that someone replied to a message she was included in she automatically assumed it was directed specifically to her and told her fiance someone was harassing her... hence the argument which leads to more email spam.
 
Houston3000 said:
When you're included in a message from one of your friends on Facebook you receive an email about it and you also receive an email telling you when someone replies.
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You can turn those email notifications off via settings/preferences.
 
I have 39 facebook friends. And guess what? I'm actually friends with all of them.

If you're a friend of my cousin's roommate, I ignored your friend request. Sorry, but saying hi to you in passing ONE time doesn't qualify you as a friend.
 
By the way, there are a few sites out there that aid you in creating fake facebook screencaps.

I'm not saying if this is legit or not, but I just don't have the same appreciation for these pictures anymore
 
Confused101 said:
I have 39 facebook friends. And guess what? I'm actually friends with all of them.

If you're a friend of my cousin's roommate, I ignored your friend request. Sorry, but saying hi to you in passing ONE time doesn't qualify you as a friend.
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But how will you be able to compete with your friends!!???!!!!
 
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