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[Redneckerz]

Introduction:
I am normally not the most active person around here on GAF, but when i found out how much people love their Steam Deck, i felt i should post about the kind of Decks i see. It never is not an amazing feeling when people see your Deck and go ''Whoa, that's a nice Deck you have there!''

Ofcourse, if you want a Deck as clean as mines, follow the instructions from the guy below. When i saw his Deck for the first time, i knew i mistreated my Deck too much. If you have a Deck, you really should take a good look at proper treatment.

Video:



Conclusion:
If you want NeoGAF to like Decks as much as i do, please tell everyone you know that you have a shiny deck video you want to show. Your Deck only matters when others have seen it!

 

[Prison Mike]

Can't beat a big hairy deck so nush told me.

 

[DeepEnigma]

I've been told I have a really nice deck.

 

[H4ze]

My gf says my Deck is perfect and you can't convince me otherwise.

 

[AJUMP23]

My house has a covered porch. No decks aloud.

 

[Dis]

I love playing with my deck.

 

[dr_octagon]

Faxing Zeroing as he loves decks.

 

[DeceptiveAlarm]

I have a bird that keeps pecking my deck. I haven't seen it but I heard it. It needs to go away.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Faxing Zeroing as he loves decks.

He’s a deck expert. Knows they belong in the back.

 

[dr_octagon]

He’s a deck expert. Knows they belong in the back.

Star Trekz, Lower Decks

 

[badblue]

My wife wants a new deck.
The one we have now has declined with age and is sagging in places where it was once firm.

 

[p_xavier]

 

[adamsapple]

I like big decks and I cannot lie.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

The quality of the deck is always dependent on the quality of the caulk. I routinely travel to retailers and ask for the biggest caulk they have.

 

[p_xavier]

The quality of the deck is always dependent on the quality of the caulk. I routinely travel to retailers and ask for the biggest caulk they have.

Always have the highest caulk to deck ratio you can have. The highest crack filling the better.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Currently passed planning permits to erect our deck. Just watch out when our pool is finished as then my deck can get wet and slippery. Hey ewe, no bouncing balls on my deck.

 

[p_xavier]

Currently passed planning permits to erect our deck. Just watch out when our pool is finished as then my deck can get wet and slippery. Hey ewe, no bouncing balls on my deck.

Poop decks are the worst though. Be worried.

 

[Tams]

My house has a covered porch. No decks aloud.

Why? Are they usually too noisy?

 

[AJUMP23]

Why? Are they usually too noisy?

Just wouldn’t fit with the architecture.

 

[Quasicat]

I’m more of a patio guy myself, but I don’t have the stones to build one myself.

 

[Zeroing]

Faxing Zeroing as he loves decks.

I got your fax, I doooo like a sexy strong wood deck...

 

[The Fartist]

Cock.

 

[Zeroing]

I've been told I have a really nice deck.

He’s a deck expert. Knows they belong in the back.

I sure am. I like big backwards because of my big deck...

 

[Javthusiast]

Don't you love having hot women over, chillin', sitting on your deck?

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[Doom85]

Meh, I’ve seen stronger decks.

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[EverydayBeast]

Had no idea yard decks were so appreciated until adulthood I think they’re incredible now I’m trying to understand why people don’t have a deck.

 

[p_xavier]

I don't get why people go for wood and not composite. My neighbour complained about staining and he hates it. Well duh...

Caitlyn Jenner Deck is stunning though.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Had no idea yard decks were so appreciated until adulthood I think they’re incredible now I’m trying to understand why people don’t have a deck.

We're going to demo our deck and just put a small concrete pad. The issue is that wife loves to garden so she wants more available land for that type of shit. We honestly don't use our deck much anyway. Same for the fire pit. I thought we would use the hell out of that but we're in bed before it gets darks out in the warm months.