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[aoi tsuki]

Probably extremely old, but mildly entertaining and quicker than doing it the old-fashioned way.

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php

God > Satan
Sex > God
Gran Tourismo 4 > Titties

 

[DarienA]

Shouldn't that actually be mcdonalds vs. burger king?

 

[LakeEarth]

Let's fight like gentlemen

Fricken Dudley players.

 

[NLB2]

Me > God.

 

[lexi]

Firefox > Internet Explorer

 

[NLB2]

Wait, I don't think this thing actually works. It says Bruce Lee > Alexander Karelin.

 

[retardboy]

Microsoft > Apple
Microsoft > Sony
Xbox > Nintendo
Windows > Linux
Windows > Open Source

 

[alejob]

Bulls over the Rockets tonight. It's a close one though. Remember, put your money on the Baby Bulls(I wouldn't though).

 

[dog$]

Truth:
Thunder Force V > Radiant Silvergun
Street Fighter > Mortal Kombat
C- > 6.8
any other band > Smashing Pumpkins > Violent Femmes
Krispy Kreme > Dunkin' Donuts
Sluts > Whores
Chips Deluxe > Chips Ahoy
PS2 > NES > GC

Lies:
DDR > IIDX
Final Fantasy > Dragon Quest
Honor > Cheating

Seems mostly accurate.

 

[ArcadeStickMonk]

arcade sticks < gamepads

Noooooo!!!!

 

[Hooker]

Where's Diablos?!



tool - 104,000,000 results

vs.

smashing pumpkins - 735,000 results

 

[Sirpopopop]

Modest Mouse > Jethro Tull

 

[Sirpopopop]

Gaming Age > Opa Age

Gaming Age - 6,280,000

Opa Age - 158,000

 

[Litigation Manuel]

WHOA! This fight was a close one:
Neutral Milk Hotel > Wheatus
NMH: 208,000
Wheatus: 205,000
Somebody's a teenage dirt bag baby, and it ain't Neutral Milk Hotel.

 

[jenov4]

Nintendo DS > Sony PSP

Boo!

 

[BlackSalad]

University of Utah 7,920,000
BYU 2,480,000 results

 

[6.8]

Olimario > MAF

 

[Meatpuppet]

Cambridge > Oxford

Suck it down scum!

 

[demon]

penis enlargement
3,560,000 results

breast enlargement
2,630,000 results


whoa...

breast enlargement
2,400,000 results

breast reduction
3,440,000 results

 

[Son of Godzilla]

gaming forum: 12,000,000 results
the ot: 12,400,000 results

 

[DopeyFish]

Canada (246,000,000) >>>> United States of America (32,200,000)

 

[fse]

Opera>Firefox

 

[Guzim]

Guzim
4,300 results

DMczaf
1,540 results

Take that DM!

 

[fse]

Michael Jackson > Michael Jordan :lol

 

[Matlock]

Matlock: 1,010,000
olimario: 2,650
MrAngryFace: 2,090

pwned!

 

[fse]

Olimario < Super Mario

 

[Firest0rm]

The Transformers 5,670,000
vs
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 732,000

 

[Litigation Manuel]

BuddyChrist83-3,160 results
Litigation Manuel-75,600 results
Oh! Owned!

 

[automagnus]

"gaming age" - 220,000
poop - 1,900,000

I kid i Kid

 

[Manabanana]

http://fek.az/modules/irc.urls/index.php?nick=faceless&chan=&filetype=

2005.02.03

faceless
#xbox
http://www.manabanana.org/wotwsuperbowl.mov

WTF! No wonder I got an e-mail from Paramount!

This seems a good place to ask this...
Question: Why is it I can't find my website by googling my name and when I google the domain there's no description? Other searches recognize my meta tags but not Google. Am I doing something wrong?

 

[Escape Goat]

you
1,840,000,000 results

me
711,000,000 results


Oh, my pride

 

[DMczaf]

Guzim
4,300 results

DMczaf
1,540 results

Take that DM!

WTF?!...there were 1,540 returns for DMczaf?!

 

[Escape Goat]

.

 

[Matlock]

WTF?!...there were 1,540 returns for DMczaf?!

DMczaf: 1,540
Konex: 58,400

 

[Doth Togo]

ESA > MPAA
ESA > RIAA
Me > you

 

[Mike Works]

Mike Works
17,200,000

Wellington
12,600,000

Belfast
10,500,000

jinx
1,010,000

Dragona
35,100

Mandark
24,300

eXxy
4,890

Drinky Crow
4,120

Hitokage
3,910

bishoptl
2,700

sp0rsk
2,120

WasabiKing
1,110

EviLore
633

Only john tv is a bad enough dude to take me on.

edit:

Canada
246,000,000

United States of America
42,400,000

 

[Chony]

Pink Floyd > Led Zeppelin

And:

Chony > Olimario

And:

Games > Sex

 

[axxxj]

Mario 64 >> Mario Sunshine
5,510,000 >> 1,040,000



The interweb never lies.......................

 

[sc0la]

I got fucked up

"scola": 522,000
vs.
"Keyword": 78,700,000

EDIT: TRADITIONAL FAMILIES IN DANGER!

Vaginal: 5,470,000
Vs.
Anal: 26,700,000

 

[LakeEarth]

"Lets fight like gentlemen" > "Gutter Trash"

220,000 > 188,000

 

[Jill Sandwich]

Nintendo 32,900,000 > Sega 6,620,000

iPod 44,300,000 > Zen 10,700,000

Dock 13,900,000 > Taskbar 1,230,000

Big Macs 837,000 > Whoppers 186,000

Steve Jobs 11,000,000 > Bill Gates 8,280,000

Ass 45,000,000 > Tits 18,700,000

 

[Diablos]

Um, "Tool" is a rather common word, whereas "Smashing Pumpkins" is pretty limited to the band. Can't really fairly fight. btw SP shows something like 835,000 results.

Results 1 - 10 of about 3,180,000 for pearl jam.
Results 1 - 10 of about 3,450,000 for radiohead. (0.04 seconds)

RADIOHEAD WINS

 

[Boogie]

Um, "Tool" is a rather common word, whereas "Smashing Pumpkins" is pretty limited to the band. Can't really fairly fight. btw SP shows something like 835,000 results.

Umm, perhaps you have missed the purpose behind googlefight

 

[3phemeral]

The (8,000,000,000) VS a (8,000,000,000)

Amazing!

 

[Matlock]

jinx
1,010,000

Matlock
1,010,000

OUR POWER LEVELS ARE EQUAL

LET'S FUSE

 

[sc0la]

UCB: 1,630,000 results

Your old username was better.

Perhaps its a sign?

 

[MIMIC]

Xbox 2 (21,600,000) > PS3 (1,620,000)

Goatse (120,000) > Tubgirl (18,800)

John Edwards (7,950,000) > Dick Cheney (2,470,000)

 

[aoi tsuki]

Umm, perhaps you have missed the purpose behind googlefight

black guy (19,700,000) > olimario (2,550)

True purpose revealed!

 

[White Man]

White Man = 34,400,000 results

I win.

 

[J2 Cool]

Ass (45,500,000) > Boobs (14,900,000)
Halle Berry (2,350,000) > Angelina Jolie (2,330,000)