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[Ned Flanders]

Look at Jay Gibbons of the Baltimore Orioles!! He's so fucking ugly, right? He looks like the leader of the mongoloids or something!! How funny!

Your turn!!

 

[Thaedolus]

Ugliest left side in baseball!

 

[All Hail C-Webb]

Ugliest left side in baseball!

I'm straight, but I just got hard.
The Yankees are incredible.

 

[marsomega]

Not Derek Jeter...no....

 

[Pattergen]

 

[Brian Fellows]

Derek Jetah? Derek Jetah look like The Rock and a Muppet had a baby!

 

[Fifty]

I'm straight, but I just got hard.
The Yankees are incredible.

Wow.

I wish this was a basketball thread, there are so many more candidates.

For one, I'd choose the man in Sactown's avatar.



Seriously though, Baltimore owns the "Ugly players" title

Prove me wrong....They're now up 2-1-1

 

[Thaedolus]

I don't know, Derek Jeter just has that "I wanna punch that homo in the face" look, and A-Rod...the happiest day of my life was when he took a baseball off the face when he messed up a double play last year in Oakland

He left the field with a bloody nose, haha!

 

[All Hail C-Webb]

If he doesn't epitomize the ugliness known as Red Sox Nation, I don't know what does.

Fifty, sometimes I don't like you so much.

 

[Fifty]

I was only saying that to see if you'd go off on a rant. You passed my test. You knew I didn't pose a real threat to C Webb. We'll always be friends. Your heart is pure.

 

[Miguel]

Sactown:

*grabs red marker and X's out Sactown

 

[Brian Fellows]

Johnny Damon has the sweetest hair in the league.

 

[MASB]

Ugly? Probably so. But his accomplishments and the fact he could put a baseball through our skulls, deserves respect.

 

[Pattergen]

Ugly? Probably so. But his accomplishments and the fact he could put a baseball through our skulls, deserves respect.

He is fucking amazing. True.

But he is ugly.

 

[All Hail C-Webb]

All the sun in Tampa fucks up your eyes

He does not look like a baseball player.

Carlos Delgado's twin

 

[Grifter]

These guys are so ugly that they should be disqualified from making a fortune playing ball and banging hot women because of it.

 

[Fifty]

Great job Sactown.


The man, the myth, the donuts

What is that?

(I'm getting good at this. Fun thread. Oh, and Ned's joke still has me laughing)

 

[fennec fox]

Nobody beats the rugged 1993 NL champion Philadelphia Phillies for looks

John Kruk

Len Dykstra

Darren Daulton

Pete Incaviglia

Mitch "Heart attack on the mound" Williams

 

[Catchpenny]

Willie McGee easily takes the prize as ugliest baseball player in my lifetime, but I'm too lazy to look up pics.

And hey, no picking on Matt Stairs! PHEAR THE WONDER HAMSTER

 

[Lucky Forward]

Didn't I see him playing the banjo on the porch in "Deliverance"?

 

[calder]

Gentlemen, I believe that's it, this game is over. Sure Otis was awesome, sure he gets extra cool points for playing for the Expos and Jays, and yeah all know Otis is a cool-ass name, but only Johnson is his equal when you're talking about all-time baseball ugliness & greatness.

 

[carpal]

 

[hobbitx]

Looks like Dave Chappelle's long lost father or something.

 

[Bog]

 

[Eminem]

If he doesn't epitomize the ugliness known as Red Sox Nation, I don't know what does.

Fifty, sometimes I don't like you so much.

dude, ragging on Jesus just isn't cool.