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[Ninja Scooter]

here's our first song-

look around the meadows
where the fly hoppers grow
like an electronic tampon
with shadows to boot

ride the magical alien roller coaster

see my eyes
they glow like bacon
bacon with the frying pan
never ending gobstopper
fuck you jizzbomb

ride the magical alien roller coaster

eating a sundae
or a slurpee or something
whatever man
what the fuck ever

 

[Guzim]

I call cowbell.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

i know alpha likes to play guitar, but im putting him on the wheels of steel to add some street cred.

 

[Escape Goat]

I want to play the bagpipes.

 

[Uno Ill Nino]

None of you are cool enough to be in the band. You can all be roadies.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

you can play the skin flute.

 

[bishoptl]

I call cowbell.

DAMMIT

 

[Alucard]

I will totally play this on my guitar and sing the lyrics and post it here.

 

[Matlock]

DAMMIT

You're black, you need to play the bass.

As for me, I'll play Tetris.

 

[PotatoeMasher]

I'll play mandolin!

 

[Uno Ill Nino]

you can play the skin flute.

Look dude. I already TOLD you. That priest LIED to you. That's NOT a musical instrument.

 

[demon]

I can stretch me penis to varying lengths and pluck it, producing different notes with each length. I call it, the Pluck'N'Cock.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

jingle your jangles baby
like your name was mr. bojangles
you want to sneak
a peak
at my love bone?

part them waves
don't tell me your name
im hitting that shit
like willy wonka at a yankees game

you have crabs girl
aint that a shame
bitch you eat more cherry pie
than fatass jani lane

now its over
i think its over
like the ghostbusters
but not the generic fake ghostbusters cartoon from the 80s im talkin about Slimer and the REAL ghostbusters, with egon and shit. Yeah bitch, thats what im talking about. Peace.

 

[impirius]

Maybe Kobun Heat can get John Cena to do vocals.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Maybe Kobun Heat can get John Cena to do vocals.

John Cena? HA! Sorry, but this band is too good to have some bootleg version of Marky Mark's brother from New Kid's on the Block doing vocals.

 

[Miguel]

I call the Kazoo




Song # 3

HERECOMESCHRISBENOITANDHE'SREALLYMAD
HERECOMESCHRISBENOITANDHE'SREALLYMAD
HERECOMESCHRISBENOITANDHE'SREALLYMAD
HERECOMESCHRISBENOITANDHE'SREALLYMAD

 

[BlackMage]

ill be the manager and run away with all the money when you guys become famous. oops, i already revealed my evil scheme..

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

Can I play the jug?

 

[Guzim]

Song # 3

HERECOMESCHRISBENOITANDHE'SREALLYMAD
HERECOMESCHRISBENOITANDHE'SREALLYMAD
HERECOMESCHRISBENOITANDHE'SREALLYMAD
HERECOMESCHRISBENOITANDHE'SREALLYMAD

We can cover Ultimate Warrior's theme song:
DUN! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!

 

[impirius]

Dude that's harsh, John Cena paid his dues on the mean streets of [edit in hometown here]

I call the Kazoo

Hahahaha!

http://vid.impirius.net/misc/kazoosrule.mpeg

 

[calder]

Cowbell was taken, but did anyone call rhythm cowbell?

I suggest the first love-gone-bad angsty nu-metal anthem be titled "Yes, My Opinion Actually Is Fact (Bitch)".

 

[bishoptl]

Well if I can't have cowbell, I'm taking over lead singing duties. Ninjascooter, you're fired!

Now load up on smack and groupies! Not necessarily in that order!

My first song:

Taste My Rind

I feel it peeling
Off my skin
My love is tart and tender
From deep within
I'm gonna give you all a taste
Of my man pie
Like Gates you're gonna get hit
Right in the eye

Taste my rind
Taste my rind
Hot from the oven of my mind
Taste my rind
Taste my rind
You'll never leave the crust behind
Taste my rind
Taste my rind
Fresh and pure like Judith Child
Taste my rind
Taste my rind
One bite of me will drive you wild

<12-minute Phil Collins drum solo>

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Well if I can't have cowbell, I'm taking over lead singing duties. Ninjascooter, you're fired!

Now load up on smack and groupies! Not necessarily in that order!

My first song:

Taste My Rind

I feel it peeling
Off my skin
My love is tart and tender
From deep within
I'm gonna give you all a taste
Of my man pie
Like Gates you're gonna get hit
Right in the eye

Taste my rind
Taste my rind
Hot from the oven of my mind
Taste my rind
Taste my rind
You'll never leave the crust behind
Taste my rind
Taste my rind
Fresh and pure like Judith Child
Taste my rind
Taste my rind
One bite of me will drive you wild

<12-minute Phil Collins drum solo>

we're gonna be the biggest fucking thing ever. now i know what Kid Ice felt like when Luke was like "Hey i wrote this new song...CALLED ME SO HORNY!"

 

[Rorschach]

 

[Triumph]

I call evil, exploitive manager. I'm going to make shit tons of money off of all you dumb fucks and then laugh about it when I see you on VH1 years from now talking about your crippling drug habits and newfound love of Jesus. Meanwhile, I will be wiping my ass with $100 bills earned from pimping you dumb bastards out, and getting head from all of your old groupies/girlfriends/wives.

 

[sc0la]

I play the saxo-ma-phone

"SaxOmaphoneee. SaxOmaphone...." -Homer

 

[Mermandala]

I'd like to be the white rapper known as B-Lack.

When i spit i splash more than steve nash hairstyle got panache
i am the man duh, like a panda - what colour is the top of my hand huh?
did'ja guess the same as ayn rand? - unnnh...
from the dirty south like a sandinista
lyrical da vinci lick stroke all the moaning lisa's
left-eye included, though she be muted, her booty will be looted.
unh... B-Lack strong like Kee-Rack, mean as a sleestak i'm out like a balzac.

Well gentlemen, is there room in your rhythm ensemble for my skillset?

also, i look a little like bruce willis, let me know homiez...