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[Batigol]

Exactly. I'd rather do him than her and I'm straight.

I hear that

Add Thor to the mix and we got a party brewing

 

[Like the hat?]

Man those are some pointy nipples.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

He must have seen the ass pics.

 

[TwIsTeD]

Eh...people talk sooo much shit about Miley....99% of us would still hit it.

 

[Ingueferroque]

He has really sharp nipples.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

That guy looks way older than 23.

No he doesn't.

 

[Slappers Only]

Maybe with a ten-foot pole.

 

[Madness]

Yeah I'm sure it was really Miley's decision... She showed up to his premiere and he acted like he didn't even know her lol.

Plus I'm pretty sure he didn't appreciate her being half naked grinding some guy twice her age in front of millions of people.

With the second part of the Hunger Games coming out, his brother taking off, it's looking good for Liam while Miley is a laughingstock. When Jaden Smith is unimpressed, you know you don't matter.

 

[Borgnine]

Can you imagine her going to town on your taint though? mmmmmmmm

 

[Tenck]

Eh...people talk sooo much shit about Miley....99% of us would still hit it.

Even if I was intoxicated to the point I couldn't tell an inanimate object from a human being, I still wouldn't hit it.

 

[NathanMcMahon]

looks like bort can finally get it in

 

[Piercedveil]

Can't blame him.

 

[SeanR1221]

Even if I was intoxicated to the point I couldn't tell an inanimate object from a human being, I still wouldn't hit it.

 

[Strike]

Eh. Saw that coming. No thanks.

 

[Guevara]

So sad it didn't twerk out for these two.

 

[Osiris]

Let's be honest here, she's a bit of a double-bagger

 

[polyh3dron]

Smart man.

 

[Tenck]

I'm a straight male, and I'd rather take Liam over her.

 

[Prologue]

Guy can do so much better, I don't even feel bad.


Shame it took him so long.

 

[GK86]

I'm a straight male, and I'd rather take Liam over her.

I would take that black thing she's licking over her.

 

[Twio]

Liam will never find another girl with no ass who thinks that she can twerk just like her.

This is a travesty.

 

[J10]

Are we taking bets on which black rapper she bangs first?

 

[DonasaurusRex]

She might be seeing a black dude. Kinda obvious due to her embracement of black culture. We shall see.

Twerk it out Miley!

....all she does is act like a stripper what culture?

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Liam was a dumbass. Everyone was telling him to jump out months ago. He waited too long on this this.

 

[Spring-Loaded]

That guy looks way older than 23.

Maybe the top right photo, but not the rest.

 

[Artemisia]

Didn't he cheat on her? Why are we pretending like he's the better half?

 

[solomon]

*Takes a good look, "that expiration date", places back on shelf*

 

[Alucrid]

I would take that black thing she's licking over her.

we call that a sledgehammer

 

[akira28]

Thread is about Miley Cyrus being available

Posts pictures of her Ex.

I think we've seen enough pictures of her for a few months.
(but I get your point)

 

[PapaJustify]

I'm a straight male, and I'd rather take Liam over her.

If by 'straight' you mean honest, you are good. Otherwise this post is a STRAIGHT up contradiction.

 

[Replicant]

Thread is about Miley Cyrus being available

Posts pictures of her Ex.

I'd rather look at him than her. He reminds me of this hot kickboxer at my gym.

 

[Tenck]

If by 'straight' you mean honest, you are good. Otherwise this post is a STRAIGHT up contradiction.

I'm straight till the second I have sex with him.

 

[Yado]

Didn't he cheat on her? Why are we pretending like he's the better half?

There's no proof that he cheated on her and there's a good chance her PR team is throwing that out there to make Miley look good.

 

[BadlyCookedTurkey]

 

[PapaJustify]

I would take that black thing she's licking over her.

 

[Dysun]

This guys brother needs to show him how to lift

 

[Anticitizen One]

no thank you

 

[Plywood]

It was Miley's decision? Ohohohohohohoho.

 

[bud]

 

[PapaJustify]

I am too straight not to hit her if chance given. She might be weird and partly disgusting, but that must not necessarily be a bad thing, right?



Right?

 

[GK86]

I am too straight not to hit her if chance given. She might be weird and partly disgusting, but that must not necessarily be a bad thing, right?

Right?

.

 

[doctorcdcs]

Oh god my face

 

[Jersey Shore Native]

she's licking a dumbbell? sweat goes on those things. gross

 

[Kurita]

Good for him.

 

[Twio]

I am too straight not to hit her if chance given. She might be weird and partly disgusting, but that must not necessarily be a bad thing, right?



Right?

 

[Parallax]

Are we taking bets on which black rapper she bangs first?

gucci. the gaf shitstorm will be amazing

 

[SeanR1221]

she's licking a dumbbell? sweat goes on those things. gross

Do this many people not know what a sledgehammer is?

 

[JohnDoe]

Are we taking bets on which black rapper she bangs first?

Big Sean or 2 Chainz?

 

[Ivan 3414]

Are we taking bets on which black rapper she bangs first?

Stop that.

 

[Capital_Five]

Exactly. I'd rather do him than her and I'm straight.

Exactly.