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[Tortfeasor]

I live in a high rise in downtown chicago and the condo across the hall from me is owned by a real estate firm that rents the condo out to sports, 2nd tier movie or rock stars when they are in town and need an extended place to shack up. For example, when the Cubs brought in Lofton last year midseason, he lived there.

Anyways, I am in the elevator today and saw a kid who looked just like the kid in that Michael Jordan "Like Mike" movie. Guess what... It was him. Lil' Bow Wow moved in. He is in town filiming some kinda retro 70's roller-skate gang you got served type movie crapfest called "Roll Bounce".

Aren't you all jealous?

 

[impirius]

omg if i send you some posters will you have him sign them for me

 

[norinrad21]

Give him a hug

 

[shoplifter]

Good, it keeps him out of Columbus.

 

[Wolfy]

More like, little bow BWNED

 

[yoshifumi]

you'd better steal his lunch money because i bet he's got a lot of it

 

[Saint Cornelius]

what is this "rap music" you speak of

 

[Teddman]

More like, little bow BWNED

Hahah, I remember that hilarious rumor...

I heard a rumor that young rapper lil bow wow's bodyguard raped him up the butt, and bow wow had to get stitches in his bum.

http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/bowwow.htm

 

[Wario64]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0403455/

Plot Summary for
Roll Bounce (2005)

1970s roller-skate jams fuel this coming-of-age comedy, as X (Bow Wow) and his friends, who rule their local rink, are shocked when their home base goes out of business. Heading over to the Sweetwater Roller Rink, they find their modest talents are, at first, no competition for their trick skaters and pretty girls who follow their every move.



Sounds like a weiner

 

[aoi tsuki]

Aren't you all jealous?

No. When someone moves in that people actually care about, no.

 

[Drensch]

Good, it keeps him out of Columbus.

Every time I hear about or see something about him, it cracks me up. I'm like"he's from reynoldsburg". Ohhh Hard core!

 

[Greenpanda]

This sounds like the premise to a sitcom.

 

[impirius]

This sounds like the premise to a sitcom.

Hahahaha!

"Oh, that's Lil' Bow Wow for you! *laugh track*"

 

[Particle Physicist]

...

 

[Fifty]

Get him to record a Nintendo freestyle like Kobun did with John Cena.

 

[Particle Physicist]

Get him to record a Nintendo freestyle like Kobun did with John Cena.

kids like xbox.. its extreme.

 

[J2 Cool]

he's actually taping in my town's roller skate arena

 

[Renegade]

Funny. The other week he was dissing 50 Cent. Said 50 had a little dick...

and no, I'm not kidding

"50 gonna try and get wit the ladies, how? His dick ain't half the size of Bow Wows. You a grown man I’m still a lil puppy, don’t make your cheap shots and think you got lucky. Doggy Bag sold more than all your CDs on the shelves, and you need Em’ producing so that shit sells."

Next time he comes out his room just yell out loud "WORD TO FIDDY CENT!"

 

[shuri]

You have failed in your mission to terminate Lil' Bow Wow when you had a chance. A suicide pill has been dispatched to your location.

 

[Flynn]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0403455/

Plot Summary for
Roll Bounce (2005)

1970s roller-skate jams fuel this coming-of-age comedy, as X (Bow Wow) and his friends, who rule their local rink, are shocked when their home base goes out of business. Heading over to the Sweetwater Roller Rink, they find their modest talents are, at first, no competition for their trick skaters and pretty girls who follow their every move.



Sounds like a weiner

I hope they kill Lil' Saint.

 

[Rlan]

...as X (Bow Wow) and his friends...

Pfft. He isn't even a third the man Vin Diesel is!

 

[Tortfeasor]

Funny. The other week he was dissing 50 Cent. Said 50 had a little dick... "

The funny thing according to that story was that he freestyle rapped that quote about 50 Cent having a small dick.

And why did he call himself a puppy?

 

[OmniGamer]

You have failed in your mission to terminate Lil' Bow Wow when you had a chance. A suicide pill has been dispatched to your location.

IAWTP

 

[Tritroid]

He isn't Lil' Bow Wow anymore, he's officially Bow Wow now.

Anyways I hate him. Egg his apartment or something.

 

[Malleymal]

all jokes aside... tell him that you know someone who runs a tour bus company and we want to do business with him.... let me know what he says ... (/salesman)

 

[Meier]

Dude Roll Bounce is gonna rock. Directed by Malcolm Lee of Undercover Brother fame! WOO!

 

[shibbs]

I bet he's a xbot

 

[bob_arctor]

Shit, just tell him to hook you up w/ some hoes. Like left-over ones or something.

 

[Dilbert]

Tell him to put his clothes on the RIGHT WAY, for crying out loud!

Oh, wait, that was Kriss Kross. Never mind. Wrong midget rapper with no fucking future.

 

[Phoenix]

You can pick up all the women that he rejects