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Lindsay Lohan: E-freaking-gads...

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Loki

Count of Concision
I'm not one for celeb worship, so I've never really been into the whole "Lohan-mania" stuff, but while flipping through the paper this morning, I came upon this pic of Lohan and Nicole Richie in the celeb/gossip section and it flat-out shocked me. Seeing as how many guys here are into Lohan, and in light of the speculation regarding those other (horrible) recent pics of her a few weeks back, I figured I'd share it. :D Behold, pale, cold death:



Lohan3.jpg


(peep the caption)


Discuss. :D "Emaciated" is not the word-- I guess heroin chic never really went out of style. ;) Between them and the Olsen twins, a troubling message is being sent to young girls everywhere.
 

levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
you could have told me it was the olsen twins and I'd have believed it for a moment.
 

Loki

Count of Concision
levious said:
you could have told me it was the olsen twins and I'd have believed it for a moment.

Hah, that was my first impression as well when I saw it-- Richie especially looks very Olsen-ish. Scary. :p
 

borghe

Loves the Greater Toronto Area
Fowler said:
This is what happens when GAFfers come into Lohan pics and say she's chubby! Look what you've done!
/agree

went from wet dream to nightmare... wouldn't touch that with a stick.. well, I'm a hetero-male so of course I would, but no longer will dream about it, that's for sure.
 

dem

Member
I figured she was one of those chicks that would get real chubby overnight...

hmm... This is unexpected
 
what the hell happened?

She was really cute and about the perfect weight in "Mean Girls" (other than the CANKLES), then the implants go... now shes skin and bones....yuck.

I hate the uber-skinny look, women have to have some meat on the bone.
 

Tritroid

Member
NO!

ugh, if she stays looking like this, her hotness drops 60%.

(Lohan that is, not Richie. Richie was never hot.)
 

shuri

Banned
Holy fuck. I would have never guessed that the one of the left was Lindsay lohan. Jesus that's terrible. And that Nicoel chick had some meat on too from what I remember. This is terrible.
 

borghe

Loves the Greater Toronto Area
MIMIC said:
Whitney Houston must have escaped from rehab and is now targeting young Hollywood celebs.
:lol

oh well, at least christina still has some weight on her, even if her hair and face look like goth girl 90% of the time.
 

ge-man

Member
What the fuck happened to her body? She used to be thick as hell, which leads me to agree with Loki's heroin chic comment.
 

G4life98

Member
why do all the the hot curvy chicks in hollywood, go crazy and lose bunches of weight and turn into unattractive skeletons.

first ricci and now this...me am sad.
 

aoi tsuki

Member
Lohan was always a little thick for Hollywood, but fine by me. It's sad to see adopt the Hollywood crackwhore look. :(

Ironically, i was watching the Big Ass Titties flash yesterday. i think i'll watch it again and weep.
 

Fuzzy

I would bang a hot farmer!
Horrible.

BTW is that something on her lip (ala Katie Holmes) or is that just the picture?
 

MIMIC

Banned
aoi tsuki said:
Lohan was always a little thick for Hollywood, but fine by me. It's sad to see adopt the Hollywood crackwhore look. :(

Ironically, i was watching the Big Ass Titties flash yesterday. i think i'll watch it again and weep.

Lindsey Lohan, she got some small ass titties.
Nicole Riche, she got some small ass titties
Mary-Kate and Ashley, they got some small ass titties.
Angelina Jolie still got her big ass titties.
 
Did she just find out what everbody found attractive about her, and then get rid of it all? The red hair, the curves, and the tig of bitties. WTF are you thinking? AND DON'T LISTEN TO THAT NICOLE BITCH, she an ugly bitch.
 

ge-man

Member
ConfusingJazz said:
Did she just find out what everbody found attractive about her, and then get rid of it all? The red hair, the curves, and the tig of bitties. WTF are you thinking? AND DON'T LISTEN TO THAT NICOLE BITCH, she an ugly bitch.

No kidding. I popped an immediate boner for her a year or so ago exactly because she was not falling into the typical Hollywood/Runway style. She was attractive because she had some mad curves.
 

Loki

Count of Concision
Looking at the pic that MIMIC posted, it's clear that she's aged 10-15 years. Seriously, she looks about 30-35 years old-- and a smoking, stressed, coffee drinking 35 at that. :p Her tattered clothes complete the "homeless lady scrounging for money to feed her habit" look.


And Richie in the original pic just keeps looking worse every time I look at her. Dead woman walking. That dress doesn't help matters, since it only accentuates her weight loss and gives her a disheveled look.


A tragedy all around.
 

Dsal

it's going to come out of you and it's going to taste so good
Yuck. Just... yuck. A girl goes from pretty damn hot to friggen ugly within the span of a few months? Scary stuff. It shows it can happen to anyone (who takes drugs). Hot girls, please, lay off the drugs and stay hot.
 
Didn't I tell you guys that junkie-chic was back, like , a few weeks ago?


N e wayz, I personally think she looks way hotter than before.
 

Particle Physicist

between a quark and a baryon
Loki said:
Between them and the Olsen twins, a troubling message is being sent to young girls everywhere.

and whats truly fucked is that all those girlie mags are promoting this shit. my little sister has a magazine with a before and after picture of nicole richie on the cover.. and the following line under it. 'before and after: learn how nicole richie lost those fabulous pounds with a blah blah blah'

i seriously thought about writing that magazine a scathing letter, but i figured it would just be ignored.
 
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