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This one skank came on the show a second time after testing 6 guys to see if any of them was the father of her kid. Well, she tested a 7th guy and he wasn't the daddy. Dumb bitch ran off the stage crying :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 
You have to admit, that takes skill. Chick can get laid more than eight times in a two month span.
 
This one time a FedEx guy came to my house and left a mysterious package on my doorstep! When I opened the package, a blue reindeer sprang miraculousy from his cardboard prison! His name was Snow, and we had hot chocolate and listened to the Magnetic Fields all night long.
 
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"Kobe..."

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"YOU ARE THE FATHER!"

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"GOTCHA BITCH!"
 
hXc_thugg said:
This one time a DedEx guy came to my house and left a mysterious package on my doorstep! When I opened the package, a blue reindeer sprang miraculousy from his cardboard prison! His name was Snow, and we had hot chocolate and listened to the Magnetic Fields all night long.
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Then Barney the Dinosaur came down the street in a firetruck dressed as Santa. He threw Candy Canes at us and we had a jolly night.
 
Cloudy said:
This one skank came on the show a second time after testing 6 guys to see if any of them was the father of her kid. Well, she tested a 7th guy and he wasn't the daddy. Dumb bitch ran off the stage crying :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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you just described every single fucking Maury Povich episode of the last 5 years.
 
Diablos said:
Then Barney the Dinosaur came down the street in a firetruck dressed as Santa. He threw Candy Canes at us and we had a jolly night.
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And that's how I learned that a man's g-spot could only be located anally.
 
Ninja Scooter said:
you just described every single fucking Maury Povich episode of the last 5 years.
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Sometimes he brings really fat toddlers in for a "touching" change of pace and gives them sub-standard PC's for compensation.

Also, he has been known to have drag queen "MAN OR NOT?!" episodes every once in a while.
 
hXc_thugg said:
And that's how I learned that a man's g-spot could only be located anally.
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At that point I left, being somewhat disturbed by the interest in this revelation. On my way back to my pad, I got chased down the street by Richard Simmons.

Must've been the candy canes. :(
 
dot-Nick said:
You have to admit, that takes skill. Chick can get laid more than eight times in a two month span.
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Skill? Have you seen some of the hoss's guys take home on a regular basis? We take what we can get. I mean, not me...but you guys...you guys fuck some fat ass hoes!

Seriously, skill lol. That's like saying a hot chick can get into any concert or get free drugs. It ain't skill, it's weak ass men.
 
Ninja Scooter said:
you just described every single fucking Maury Povich episode of the last 5 years.
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Yeah I just noticed when they did the next segment. They have to be actors. Now the guys are running off jumping for joy. This is too good to be real :lol
 
DJ_Tet said:
Skill? Have you seen some of the hoss's guys take home on a regular basis? We take what we can get. I mean, not me...but you guys...you guys fuck some fat ass hoes!

Seriously, skill lol. That's like saying a hot chick can get into any concert or get free drugs. It ain't skill, it's weak ass men.
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It was a lame attempt at a joke.

Take it or leave it. :(
 
After Richard Simmons chased me (with a pink bikini on, btw), I met up with Cloudy at the bar. We went back to Prince's house and he served us pancakes.
 
Diablos said:
After Richard Simmons chased me (with a pink bikini on, btw), I met up with Cloudy at the bar. We went back to Prince's house and he served us pancakes.
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The only problem is that he didn't have any margarine, so he whipped up some man-butter for us to flavorize the experience. *prince voice* UHHH!
 
whytemyke said:
The only problem is that he didn't have any margarine, so he whipped up some man-butter for us to flavorize the experience. *prince voice* UHHH!
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I was scarred for life and once again ran from the scene... all the way home.
 
LakeEarth said:
Who would want to be a woman in that episode? What if everyone thinks you're a man? :lol
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Happened before, quite a few times actually.

In one case, the whole audience was chanting "man.. man.. man.." and Maury walked around questioning individuals. All the comments were pretty much:
"Look at the faace/jawline... that's a man!"
"I'm one-thousand percent sure.. that's a man!"
"Look how she walks.. that's a man!"
"Look at the Adam's apple (omgwtf?! :lol)... that's a man!"

Then it was reveal that it was actually a woman. The whole audience just went "........" and they moved on to the next person while the woman walked bak to her space on stage with an uncomfortably fake smile. :lol
 
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