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[Stuggernaut]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=45493&item=4310536080&rd=1

Read the description...if you dare!

 

[demon]

What in the almighty fuck?

 

[Suerte]

I couldn't read that if I tried

 

[belgurdo]

I'd read it but I don't have the time and I'm not wild about that book

 

[Meier]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=36024&item=4311740103

Another of his auctions..

 

[Malakhov]

wtf hah

 

[Stuggernaut]

I couldn't read that if I tried

I tried...maybe got a few lines down and was like "jesus!!" and gave up....I do wonder if it is a full fledged story though, or just rambling nonsense after the first page or so

BTW...where is everyone getting their tags from ?!? See more and more lately...see how mad monkey is getting?

 

[Wario64]

Why did he copy and paste shit from Moby Dick?

 

[Suikoguy]

I think its one of those random sentence generators that people use in emails

 

[Seth C]

21,034 words. 20 pages, single spaced.

 

[Alex Anderson]

Does the winner get a copy of Moby Dick in print, too?

 

[Hitman]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63912&item=3825507141

HAHA this auciton of his is gold.

 

[Pattergen]

 

[Justin Bailey]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63912&item=3825507141

HAHA this auciton of his is gold.

Holy shit, this guy is awesome. Here's another one of his:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=553&item=4151732906

 

[Hitman]

His auctions have bids in them too... funny shit.

May affect cell phone reception. Absolutely not for use around the pool.

Rollcage is cosmetic only. Will not protect occupant in a rollover accident.

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haha

 

[mashoutposse]

ummmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Jak140]

lol. This guy is my hero.

 

[MrPing1000]

this guy needs a punch in the penis

 

[DeEJaYMiND]

OMG... who buys this kind of crap ??? Amazing....

 

[elitehebrew]

i could never read all that. Unless it was a book...and it looks more like a description

 

[FortNinety]

lol. This guy is my hero.

beat me to it

 

[Blackace]

Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! my eyes!!!!!!!!!

 

[TaleSynz]

I would wear it...

 

[carpal]

Christ! It's Moby Dick!

 

[EdLuva]

LOL

 

[Fjord]

The batman play was amazing.

 

[Meier]

pule

 

[Mermandala]

GAF needs this man. username_pule would murder Kitsune in post length.

plus - his "inventions" would put some teeth into his threats if he lost it.