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Proposition 1.a:
The following is not a good place to meet women:

WHY AM I ALWAYS HERE???

comments?

 

[Pochacco]

Study in the cafetaria instead.

 

[Baconäger]

I was looking you love in all the wrong places
Giving Abraham Lincolns to a stripper with braces
She thinks I'm in love and I know that sucks
Cuz she's leaving with the DJ and my 25 bucks

 

[Mugen]

Stay away from this place too.

 

[Chony]

You can pick up girls in library no problem. Find a cute one and make conversation. If things go sour whip out your penis.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Stay away from this place too.

Somehow, i knew this would be a computer lab. But computer labs are actually a pretty good place to pick up women, especially if they're having problems and you offer to help.

The trick is remembering that the amount of interest you have for computers or technology is directly proportionate to the speed at which you need to change the subject.

 

[fart]

You can pick up girls in library no problem. Find a cute one and make conversation. If things go sour whip out your penis.

NO I DON'T WANT TO CRUSH HER AM I RITE??? (PS< IT'S VERY BIGGG)


also i found some awesome angsty poetry. here's a sample:

unemployed
uninterested
unpleasant

it never ends
it never begins

always stays the same
nothing ever changes
english summer rain
seems to last for ages



meh

deep, huh.

i wrote my own poem to go along with it:

i am
afraid of
attractive
women

it's true!

 

[Asbel]

i am
afraid of
attractive
women

:lol :lol :lol

Genius!

 

[Matlock]

Girls enjoy banter and bullshit as much as guys do. Remember this, kids!

 

[aoi tsuki]

Girls enjoy banter and bullshit as much as guys do. Remember this, kids!

Frankly, i hate smalltalk. i'm not actively pursuing anyone at the moment partially due to this. The only time i feel chatty is when i've had a couple of drinks.

 

[Date of Lies]

the smalltalk is everything f00lz

Library is like one of the best places, much better than some club. A quiet calm place where it's easy to start talking about something, what the hell do you want more? Vagina on a silver plate?

 

[GDGF]

If you're looking for the type of girl you would like to find in a library, go to a coffeehouse/bookstore instead. Books A Million is nice.

 

[aoi tsuki]

If you're looking for the type of girl you would like to find in a library, go to a coffeehouse/bookstore instead. Books A Million is nice.

i work at Books A Million. Our coffee tastes like ass. Go to Barnes & Noble or Borders instead.

 

[GDGF]

i work at Books A Million. Our coffee tastes like ass. Go to Barnes & Noble or Borders instead.

I always get the green tea, myself

(I met the most beautiful woman I have ever known in a Books A Million. Alas, she was married, but we became good friends and I saw her nekkid plenty of times )

 

[NetMapel]

Once when I was studying in a library, a random guy walked passed my cubicle and left me a note saying "You look cute" and his MSN E-mail. Library is a great place to pick up girls :|

 

[aoi tsuki]

I always get the green tea, myself

(I met the most beautiful woman I have ever known in a Books A Million. Alas, she was married, but we became good friends and I saw her nekkid plenty of times )

It sucks working in a place you'd frequent in your offtime. i can never relax at BAM, because everyone knows me. Add to that the fact that i've had some negative experiences with the place (see http://forums.gaming-age.com/showthread.php?t=37345).

 

[fart]

i live in southern california. except for the university library (which is mostly used for tables, chairs and internet access), we don't believe in books. i don't think there are a million books in the entirety of this goddamned desert.

here's another poem for your cutting pleasure:

silence does not denote absence

i am still here
not quite alone
not quite with companion

limbo
purgatory
cold storage

call it what you will
i am there
yet not

confusion is the common thread
of this tapestry of life

the abyss stared into me
i stared back

guess who blinked

this guy really speaks to my woman fearing side