MAF's Fable Impressions

Graphics Rock. Music is Awesome, Combat Commands are on par with most average adventure games.

Small things I guess.

A.) Cant have sex with corpses. Cant be EVIL if I cant do this. So wtf, I can grow horns without screwing dead people? Evil is relative I guess.

B.) I cant use the teddy bear as a gift and pocket "good deed" money. FU Lionhead.

C.) Everyone in this game has a freaking speaking problem. W's replace R's in the land of the retarded.

Other than that, fun so far.
 
- Tried flirting with kids - they didn't understand.
- Played rough with my gay husband - he divorced me, but came running back to me when I gave him a box of chocolates
 
I totally made it with the male school teacher...

flirting with him in front of the children = classic.

we've had sex 13 times and he randomly gave me a mastwork battle axe ( or something, its been a while.. its a nice fucking axe at any rate).

I was going to work the domestic abuse angle, but i decide against it.
 
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