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[XiaNaphryz]

http://www.thelocal.es/20160405/man-hides-half-a-kilo-of-cocaine-between-legs-at-airport

A man has been arrested after trying to smuggle almost half a kilo of cocaine through Madrid’s Adolfo Suárez Madrid-Barajas airport… between his legs.

The 43-year-old´s man´s unusually large bulge was actually a tightly wrapped bundle of 400g of cocaine, discovered during a routine frisking at security.

Security officers discovered the cylindrical bundle in the underwear of the man, who was attempting to smuggle the drugs into Spain from Costa Rica.

Spain’s National Police tweeted a photograph of the man standing in his underwear, hands on hips, the white package protruding from his underwear.

The man was arrested on charges of crimes against public health and faces a prison sentence of between six months and three years.

https://twitter.com/policia/status/717015096883544064

 

[Bronetta]

Is that drugs in your pants or are you just happy to get a patdown?

 

[FZZ]

cockaine

 

[Meffer]

Ew, white stuff came out.

 

[FelixOrion]

blowjob

 

[SuperStiltzkin]

Just forgot to take off my dick sleeve that's all!

 

[Dennis]

He is going to need a monster condom for that magnum dong.

 

[John Kowalski]

He's not very humble is he.

 

[Bare Grills]

That's one way to powder your nuts

 

[Kittygirl]

Pretending to be a Gaffer, but was caught.

 

[Dennis]

Imagine getting pulled over by customs because your bulge is so big.

And then it turns out it really is just your cock.

Feels good man.

 

[Hazmat]

The first place the dogs would look. What an idiot.

 

[Bare Grills]

Imagine getting pulled over by customs because your bulge is so big.

And then it turns out it really is just your cock.

Feels good man.

Happens all the time

 

[Bronx-Man]

What if they took his pants off and he just had a really large penis?

 

[TAJ]

http://postimage.org/

 

[TimeEffect]

Imagine getting pulled over by customs because your bulge is so big.

And then it turns out it really is just your cock.

Feels good man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqyhojksn4U

 

[zer0blivion]

This thread gave me the urge to listen to Ween - Put The Coke On My Dick

Lyrics NSFW.

 

[bryehn]

This thread gave me the urge to listen to Ween - Put The Coke On My Dick

Lyrics NSFW.

I've listened to Ween a long time and have never heard this one. It's not bad.

 

[CrazyDude]

Didn't even put up the effort of putting it up his asshole.

 

[zer0blivion]

I've listened to Ween a long time and have never heard this one. It's not bad.

It wasn't on any official albums. It was "leaked" by the band themselves.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craters_of_the_Sac

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

Is that drugs in your pants or are you just happy to get a patdown?

cockaine

Ew, white stuff came out.

blowjob

neogaf.gif

 

[How About No]

Why would security be suspicious of that? GAF and their pocket boa constrictors laugh at dimples like that

 

[Napophis]

Before i saw the pic, i thought he was going to try and pass it off as dick cheese.

 

[Elitist1945]

I wonder if it touches the toilet bowl water?

 

[skullmuffins]

Imagine getting pulled over by customs because your bulge is so big.

And then it turns out it really is just your cock.

Feels good man.

I mean, http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/16/jonah-falcon-largest-penis-frisked-by-tsa_n_1675767.html

 

[MrToughPants]

I would gladly take that huge load to my face.

 

[bryehn]

It wasn't on any official albums. It was "leaked" by the band themselves.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craters_of_the_Sac

I read that, interesting story.

 

[Nudull]

Damn, that guy is packing.

 

[Marvel]

I'll need to rub some into my gums.

 

[Kuroyume]

The man was arrested on charges of crimes against public health and faces a prison sentence of between six months and three years.

That's all? What's the punishment for something like that over here in the U.S.?

 

[Lulubop]

"It ain't gonna snort itself"

 

[KillGore]

Imagine getting pulled over by customs because your bulge is so big.

And then it turns out it really is just your cock.

Feels good man.

This would actually happen in a Gaffer's average trip.

 

[chrisPjelly]

"That's just smegma I swear!!!"

 

[akira28]

The first place the dogs would look. What an idiot.

well he thought he would just say the dog was sniffing his crotch. I hide my cocaine inside of well done steak.

 

[Ken K in the Fresh!!!]

Coke dick

 

[Szu]

Man, the balls on this guy.

 

[Mizerman]

Talk about balls deep.

 

[BeforeU]

lmao, he probably thought he would get away with "Look that guy has huge cock" nothing suspicious in that.

 

[RiderKairuu]

cockaine

...God damn it

 

[PreFire]

He was the decoy. They sent an old lady in a wheelchair stuffed with 5 ki's right when security was distracted by the decoy.

Spoiler

Seriously though, what a moron. That shit is way too obvious

They saw his gramdingo