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[Kazerei]

An Oklahoma man with a tattooed penis was charged Thursday with two counts of statutory rape for allegedly having sex with a 15-year-old girl who said the man's member was inked with the name of an old girlfriend.

Brandon Lee Aaron, 27, was arrested by police in the small town of Panama after sending explicit, sexual texts to the girl, the Tulsa World reported.

An older sister helped police find Aaron, after she reported the sexual relationship between her sibling and the man.

The 15-year-old told social service workers she twice had sex with the man. After being asked if Aaron had identifying marks not visible when he was clothed, the girl replied he had a tattoo of his ex-girlfriend's name on his penis.

Aaron was arrested on Sept. 22, the paper reported.

After denying he had sex with the teen, Aaron later told police he "knew it was wrong."

He is being held at the LeFlore County Detention Center in western Oklahoma, in lieu of $25,000 bail. He is charged with two counts of second-degree rape.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...statutory-rape-penis-tattoo-article-1.1961662

 

[Novel Mike]

I think your avatar perfectly captures my reaction to this.

 

[ZeroX03]

I can't be the only one who thought of this.

 

[gazele]

Uhhh, wasn't there a gaffer who had a tattoo of his ex's name on his dong?

edit: see post above haha

 

[Sephzilla]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...statutory-rape-penis-tattoo-article-1.1961662

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

Joey Fox?

 

[FuuRe]

This is totally Joey Fox!!! omfg

 

[statham]

I can't be the only one who thought of this.

uh oh.

 

[AkuMifune]

I can't decide whether to make joke, laugh or vomit.

 

[terrisus]

I can't be the only one who thought of this.

This is the first thing that came to mind.

 

[Raiden]

I can't be the only one who thought of this.

lmao

you know, with a community as big as this one there ought to be some "bad" folks around.

Not calling out any names or so though, but damn how many people have that.

 

[HiiiLife]

Should've known it was a Gaffer. Smh.

 

[Stet]

If you needed any more reason to believe that someone of the age of 15 isn't able to properly make decisions, consider the girl who had sex with a dude with his ex-girlfriend's name tattooed on his dick.

 

[Josh with a J]

I could never do that to my pp

 

[Yonafunu]

I can't be the only one who thought of this.

Uh-oh

First thing that came to mind.

 

[iShouldGoPro]

Haha omg Joey Fox, I can't believe you've done this

 

[Htown]

I can't be the only one who thought of this.

Joey Fox?

This is totally Joey Fox!!! omfg

yo WHAT

 

[Volimar]

I can't be the only one who thought of this.

 

[wildfire]

I can't be the only one who thought of this.

Well he posted yesterday so it clearly isn't him ^_^

 

[Chariot]

I can't be the only one who thought of this.

lol, nice.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

As long as the tattoo didn't say "Charlotte, North Carolina" I think we're good.

 

[FeenixRising]

I can't be the only one who thought of this.

joey fox answer pls

 

[malfcn]

Good to hear it wasn't our own USS Donger in the news.

 

[POWERSPHERE]

What a dick

 

[statham]

Well he posted yesterday so it clearly isn't him ^_^

but he didn't post anything sept 22. ... .

 

[onken]

I can't be the only one who thought of this.

lmao first thing I thought of.

 

[Cow Mengde]

He hasn't responded yet in this thread. Safe to assume it was him?

 

[JackLongRod]

Did anyone else think this story would be coming from Florida ?

 

[AuthenticM]

First thing that came to mind:

 

[terrisus]

As long as the tattoo didn't say "Charlotte, North Carolina" I think we're good.

But it could say PUSSY =>

 

[davepoobond]

I can't be the only one who thought of this.

There is no way more than one person tattooed a girl's name on their penis

 

[crowphoenix]

Was he banned in the rape thread?

 

[flkraven]

I can't be the only one who thought of this.

 

[Transhuman]

He should have destroyed the evidence.

 

[FDC1]

I could never do that to my pp

Just tatoo her initials if it's that small

Spoiler

sorry, I had to do it

 

[ghostjoke]

There are so many level of stupidity to this man's life decisions. How does he remember to breathe?