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Indian man killed by his own bird during cockfight

The man had tried to stop the bird escaping when he was struck in the groin by a knife on the animal's leg.

www.bbc.co.uk

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[Insane Metal]

Thought this was a Bullet Club thread tbh

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

lol you have cockles in your name

 

[triplestation]

 

[Revolutionary]

Police said the animal was being readied to take part in a fight when it tried to escape. Its owner attempted to catch it but was struck by the 7cm-long (three inch) knife on the animal's leg during the struggle.

His cock was wielding a 3-inch knife

 

[EverydayBeast]

One of the greatest thread titles

 

[DeepEnigma]

Now that's karma, down to the place the word originated and all. Vishnu has spoken.

 

[DESTROYA]

 

[DeepEnigma]

The cock post shank, big boyin' it:

 

[blastprocessor]

Thread title then read article

 

[Cornbread78]

That's what you get when you stick your cock where it doesn't belong

 

[Somebody_Important]

Lol. I don't know what I expected when I clicked this thread.

 

[Prison Mike]

The plot chickens

 

[Lady Bird]

More hilarious than the cock joke is that the animal killed the owner with a fucking knife. That's legendary.

 

[Fret Runner]

Cock a doodle

 

[Virt McPolygon]

I remember reading about some guy got his neck slashed by his rooster blade last year.

Stop arming these dangerous birds.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Never stick your cock in crazy.

More hilarious than the cock joke is that the animal killed the owner with a fucking knife. That's legendary.

Wait until the food fights back!

 

[Rean no Kiseki]

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

 

[farmerboy]

*reads thread title*

 

[bender]

cockadoodledoo
respect the cock

 

[Hulk_Smash]

"Indian man" is just the international version of "Florida man".

 

[Saint Boot]

.

 

[DragoonKain]

Little Jerry is a lean mean pecking machine

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Big deal, we have flying cocks downunder

 

[j0hnnix]

That title..

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

Sadly the chicken never realized what happened since it's crazy dumb.

 

[Lupingosei]

 

[Saint Boot]

.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

 

[Reality Czar]

 

[Plies]

 

[Mistershine.]

Struck in the groin? What kind of cock let's his own cock stab him in the cock?

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Struck in the groin? What kind of cock let's his own cock stab him in the cock?

I suppose it was a total cock-up.

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[captainraincoat]

 

[Aggelos]

Guys, this is a heavy one.... How could somebody be killed by a rooster?
It's so uncool, it's so wrong.

We need some badass music to heal our chests, after this. So Tom Holkenborg with Brothers in Arms.
We need to heal after this one, I know what I'm talking about.

 

[GeorgPrime]

"He was killed by a cock with a knife"

Thats going to be a hell of a gravestone text

 

[ValiantTraveler]

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Yes.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

That Kookaburra must have clicked into this thread

 

[Alter_Fridge]

 

[GymWolf]

Well, time to watch again this italian timeless classic

 

[tkscz]

He tried to snuff the rooster, should've known better.

 

[NickFire]

Came into this thread expecting only to be dissapointed by a click bait title. I am leaving this thread utterly shocked by the story and just how awesome and apt the thread title was. Well done OP, well done.