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Man Smears 14 Jars of Vaseline All Over Motel Room

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Authorities said Chamberlain coated every object of the motel room with petroleum jelly in May. A cleaning crew discovered the mess after he checked out, and he was arrested at another motel covered in the greasy stuff.


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...p/20041207/ap_on_fe_st/brf_vaseline_vandalism

this part is new Matlock:

Robert F. Chamberlain, 45, of McLean, gave no reason for his actions when he appeared in court to plead guilty to a misdemeanor charge of criminal mischief.
 

Matlock

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reminds me of the only funny thing about that movie strip tease where demi moore got her jugs out.

Well, that and my friend walking into the theatre and screaming "PERVERTS!" at everyone.
 

Loki

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Man, you know my mind is all sorts of wrong when the first thing I thought was "wow, he must have a really big dick". ;) :p


(yes, that was a joke :D)
 

3phemeral

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Loki said:
Man, you know my mind is all sorts of wrong when the first thing I thought was "wow, he must have a really big dick". ;) :p


(yes, that was a joke :D)

Loki talking naughty causes funny feelings inside. Is this normal?
 

Loki

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3pheMeraLmiX said:
Loki talking naughty causes funny feelings inside. Is this normal?


:lol

It wasn't "talking dirty"-- it was just a statement/joke :p (apparently, one that no one got :D).
 
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