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"Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten"

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Chrono

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DAMN LIBURAL LIONS!!!

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pwnd. o_O;
 

Dragmire

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"The man was also said to be one of the biggest supporters behind US banning of gay marriage." -I made that up
 

LakeEarth

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Damn Jewish lions!

EDIT - You know that guy is crazy when "Man thinks he's Jesus, gets attacked by lions" makes more sense than what he really did.
 

Cafeman

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Well, I think I know his mistake. Your name has to be Daniel for that trick to work, and you really ought to be in babylon too.
 

Mumbles

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Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.*

So basically, even animals hate it when people wake them up to preach at them.

Are you listening, Jehovah's Witnesses?
 

Trevelyon

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What's with the recent upswing of religious looney tunes getting into Lion enclosures?! Why not mix it up a bit, go snorkeling with Crocodiles or box a silverback gorilla. :/
 

Phoenix

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Trevelyon said:
What's with the recent upswing of religious looney tunes getting into Lion enclosures?! Why not mix it up a bit, go snorkeling with Crocodiles or box a silverback gorilla. :/


They believe that God protects them from being stupid.... don't think he has that in mind.
 

Seth C

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Cafeman said:
Well, I think I know his mistake. Your name has to be Daniel for that trick to work, and you really ought to be in babylon too.

You beat me to this joke, Cafeman.
 
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