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Margaritaville Sobered: Jimmy Buffett Owned

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Doth Togo

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http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix.htm

June 9, 2005 -- THE Secret Service was called in to retrieve Jimmy Buffett's cellphone from a busboy after police were told it contained the private numbers of Buffett's high-profile politico pals like Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Jimmy Carter.

The tequila-soaked singer left his $500 Ericsson mobile outside Cuban eatery Brisa Atlantica in Delray Beach, Fla., on May 29, the Palm Beach Post reports, where busboy Jason Martin, 22, picked it up.

The phone's memory card stored numbers for Clinton, Gore, Carter, George Clooney, Harrison Ford, Michael Douglas, Bill Gates and Clint Black, Martin claims.

"We were sitting around smoking weed and strolling down the list on Jimmy's phone, going 'Wow!' ," Martin told the Florida paper. He claims he didn't call any of the numbers, but according to a police report, Clinton received a number of crank calls.

Martin may be telling tales, though. Clinton's rep told PAGE SIX, "Whatever number was in there, it wasn't President Clinton's." Clooney's rep said, "George doesn't even know Jimmy Buffett. If he did have a number, it would have to be for George's office. He hasn't gotten any suspicious calls."

The day after Martin found the Ericsson mobile, one of Buffett's staffers called the phone, which Martin answered. "He said I was a thief and a liar," Martin told the paper. "Then I called [Buffett's wife] Jane's number, and she was nasty to me. So I told them I wouldn't give it back."

Buffett offered Martin a $200 reward, but he wouldn't bite. So the singer called the Cuban eatery's owner, Israel Torres, who fired Martin and called police.

The cops alerted the Secret Service when Martin told them that the two ex-presidents were in Buffett's phone book. Martin gave the phone back when the authorities dropped by, but he kept the memory card.

"It's a person's worst nightmare," Buffett said. "I had probably left the phone on the restaurant table, but I got it back."

As for the memory card, "There wasn't much on it," Buffett says. "Although whoever had the phone may have called a couple of my contacts." However, Buffett also claims he locked the unit with a password.

"Not true," Martin replies. "I wonder if Jimmy really knows how these things work."
 

calder

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Dishonest, stupid as fuck and clearly a rude prick... the restaurant clearly lost a potential busing superstar when they had to fire that supergenius. :lol
 

whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
wonder what kind of shit you're gonna talk to bill clinton in a crank call.

"Hey, Mr. President... I didn't inhale neither! Tcheh heh..."
"Ah, yeah right, dickhole... good one."
 

themadcowtipper

Smells faintly of rancid stilton.
whytemyke said:
wonder what kind of shit you're gonna talk to bill clinton in a crank call.

"Hey, Mr. President... I didn't inhale neither! Tcheh heh..."
"Ah, yeah right, dickhole... good one."


you forgot the most important part, within days Secret Sevice kicking down your door and you never being heard from again...
 

Desperado

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"We were sitting around smoking weed and strolling down the list on Jimmy's phone, going 'Wow!' ," Martin told the Florida paper.

He told that to the paper?

"He said I was a thief and a liar,"

I only lied about being a thief!

"Then I called [Buffett's wife] Jane's number, and she was nasty to me. So I told them I wouldn't give it back."

wtf

Martin gave the phone back when the authorities dropped by, but he kept the memory card.

wtf

"Not true," Martin replies. "I wonder if Jimmy really knows how these things work."

wtf


This story sounds so fake...
 

Doth Togo

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Or, the guy's such a pothead he's a complete idiot. He could've been stoned when talking to the local paper. :lol Dumbass.
 

dskillzhtown

keep your strippers out of my American football
"We were sitting around smoking weed and strolling down the list on Jimmy's phone, going 'Wow!' ," Martin told the Florida paper. He claims he didn't call any of the numbers, but according to a police report, Clinton received a number of crank calls.

Martin may be telling tales, though. Clinton's rep told PAGE SIX, "Whatever number was in there, it wasn't President Clinton's."

This is either a made up story or shotty reporting. I think Buffet might have been the one lying about the numbers in his phone to make it seem like he is a bigger fish than he is.
 

bjork

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Some people claim that there's a busboy to blame, but I know... it's my own damn fault

doot doot doot doot DOOT doot doo
 
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