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[Azure J]

> Dip because I want to get slicks so I can win streak on this dude JC
> Get back into room
> "You're spectating! Please wait"
> "Well alright, I just hope I didn't miss out on a good race--"
> Sweet Sweet Canyon is the stage

 

[Burning Justice]

I don't know how to feel about Justice driving as Link.

I felt like it would be a nice change of pace to see Link ride Yoshi.

 

[Azuran]

Lakitu, you useless POS, learn to do your job right you asshole.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

dat last second lighting over the Rosalina gang

 

[Azure J]

And then I get Mute City. Neat.

 

[IntelliHeath]

Heath, go back to 6th before you hurt yourself!
Also, pacifist my ass.

I can't give up that easily. I MUST TRY AND SEE IF I CAN GO FAR!

 

[Fandangox]

Mute City always looking out for me.

 

[DaBoss]

I think my offer for a better screen for the gamepad would be increased to $150. I couldn't even see the person who was just staying still at the last stretch and hit their shell.

 

[Roo]

I don't know how but I take that 5th place.

 

[Revven]

Last race for tonight.

 

[Azuran]

I think my offer for a better screen for the gamepad would be $150. I couldn't even see the person who was just staying still at the last stretch and hit their shell.

I'm playing with the gamepad and I just got first.

no johns.

 

[Azure J]

WHO THE FUCK HIT ME WITH THAT BULLSHIT RED SHELL?

Second and almost first if Azuran didn't OD with that last second swerve into my item block... All the way down to 11th

 

[Azuran]

Nothing but freaking coins in first. Why?!

 

[DaBoss]

See jc, your boomerangs are shit. When you use it, stuff happens to you.

 

[Azure J]

You guys are seriously ganging up on me? Why? :lol

 

[Azuran]

You guys are seriously ganging up on me? Why? :lol

Inferior Rosalina. GAF has spoken.

 

[Azure J]

THIS

MOTHERFUCKER

AZURAN

 

[ViewtifulJC]

why bullet bill

why leave me hanging off the side of the course

why

 

[DaBoss]

I was hugging the side of the course but the bullet bill still hit me.

 

[Azure J]

Inferior Rosalina. GAF has spoken.

Where the hell is that Smack coli emote when I need it? :lol

 

[Azure J]

I feel so happy for hitting Fand right now. Stop shooting me! :lol

Also WHERE YOU AT @ JC & Azuran

 

[Azuran]

I feel so happy for hitting Fand right now. Stop shooting me! :lol

Also WHERE YOU AT @ JC & Azuran

Pacifist Heath screwed me over with his bill.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

fuck whoever boomerang that was

 

[Azure J]

All these frauds getting carried by Bullet Bills harder than Memphis Bleek on a Jay-Z album

 

[IntelliHeath]

You guys are seriously ganging up on me? Why? :lol

Why are you complaining?! everyone always ganging on me every single time when I'm in top 3. It always got me to last place or so.

Pacifist Heath screwed me over with his bill.

I can't control my own bill. blame it on Bullet Bill, not me!

 

[Roo]

Shit shit meadows >.>

 

[Fandangox]

I feel so happy for hitting Fand right now. Stop shooting me! :lol

Also WHERE YOU AT @ JC & Azuran

I am equal opportunist target it seems.

 

[Azure J]

JC THAT'S THAT SHIT I DON'T LIKE

 

[Azuran]

Clutch drift leads to a victory over Pseudo and Baby Rosalina.

Life is good.

 

[DaBoss]

You can't use the last shortcut as a lightweight cause it makes you go flying.

 

[Azure J]

Clutch drift leads to a victory over Pseudo and Baby Rosalina.

Life is good.

Shut up. :lol

 

[Roo]

Forever second lol

 

[Azure J]

Yo Fraudsalina is seriously competitive though. Good shit, a real #RosalinaSquad rival.

 

[boxter432]

which tourney/group is everyone racing in? whenever I join I'm all alone (just went in NeoGAF DLC |OT| aka frantic DLC group

 

[DaBoss]

GGs

Though now that I think about it, why did I race as Baby Rosalina for my last race before Smash/Pokemon...

which tourney/group is everyone racing in? whenever I join I'm all alone (just went in NeoGAF DLC |OT| aka frantic DLC group

There should be room now in the Frantic room.

 

[MisterLuffy]

So what characters and vehicles does everyone use here?

I use the black and white Yoshis since I'm all for diversity and dinosaurs that wear no pants.

I like to use the W25 Silver Arrow since I know some fans find real-world cars in poor taste and their salt is my fuel.

I use Rosalina and I like to use Comet bike. Second is Mario with Blue Falcon. I don't mind using any other characters, but Rosalina is my main.

I wanted to play with you guys but the room was full.

 

[Azure J]

That last bend of Grumble Volcano on the third lap is the magic hour/place I swear. Either I get some ridiculous last second drift to close out first or I get bopped by a DK player and have to hold that second.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

I swear the radius for the horn is about 1.5 times as big as you think, and twice as long

 

[IntelliHeath]

Come on, people. I'm Innocent so mind stop attacking me!

 

[Roo]

which tourney/group is everyone racing in? whenever I join I'm all alone (just went in NeoGAF DLC |OT| aka frantic DLC group

We're playing in DLC frantic but our room is currently full

 

[Azure J]

WHERE DOES THIS DUDE FAND JUST GENERATE FROM?

IS HE AN IN GAME SAIBAMAN?

JUST POPPIN OUT BUSHES AND SHIT, DAMN

Also, Heath is about as innocent as I am Irish.

 

[Azure J]

Oh my God, that Rainbow Road race was incredible. I have to upload a full race video tonight.

 

[Roo]

An inch..
A FUCKING INCH AWAY FROM THE FINISH LINE.
Fuck the loser who hit me!

 

[Kade]

Zero respect for everyone.

 

[Durden77]

So I might be dumb, but I can't get the DLC to work in my game. When I hit shop it just says "pre-ordered. Wait for release." And I tried to download it from the eshop but I don't think I can.

I updated my system and the game said it was installing DLC when I started. What's the deal?

 

[Omnicent]

lol jc. BB landed right on top of you from that jump.

 

[Azure J]

I knew I shouldn't have went for that boost jump... lol

Edit: Real ninjas race on Yoshi's Strip. The bodega on the finish line got the best sandwiches and the grenade drinks.

 

[Azuran]

God... there is none.

 

[Fandangox]

Blue Shell riiiiiiiiiiiiight at the finish line


DENIED

 

[Kade]

Zero respect.