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[IntelliHeath]

You're just saying that as a defense mechanism because you know it's true. ;P

If not, then post your W/L records against us. lol

Whatever, if you are going to put your words in my mouth then feel free to do. All I want to ask you to stop being elitist because pulling a win/losses comparison card is so old and silly when I was trying to have fun with MarioKartGAF.

 

[Neoxon]

 

[IntelliHeath]

How can you when your room is empty! It's boring to have no one to lord over.

 

[Gattuso]

Nah, the more of killing Merrick the better I say

lol. is that a big great mix of love/hate/salt talking?

 

[Neoxon]

How can you when your room is empty! It's boring to have no one to lord over.

There's 3 people left not counting myself, & someone just challenged my godhood.

And I spoke too soon, they all left.

 

[Roo]

Whatever, if you are going to put your words in my mouth then feel free to do. All I want to ask you to stop being elitist because pulling a win/losses comparison card is so old and silly when I was trying to have fun with MarioKartGAF.

You guys need to relax.
I made that comment because I like to give all tracks a chance but it's hard to do so if you guys keep picking the same track over and over. It can be tiring.

It's the last time I make a comment like this. It's obviously a lost cause.

 

[IntelliHeath]

lol. is that a big great mix of love/hate/salt talking?

Sound like that.

There's 3 people left not counting myself, & someone just challenged my godhood.

And I spoke too soon, they all left.

Haha! It was quite good game, Neoxon. Good games, everyone.

 

[ffdgh]

Sarcasm detector has broke tonight? Make salty love people. Not salty war.

...No wait. That sounds painful.

 

[IntelliHeath]

You guys need to relax.
I made that comment because I like to give all tracks a chance but it's hard to do so if you guys keep picking the same track over and over. It can be tiring.

It's the last time I make a comment like this. It's obviously a lost cause.

Well, sometime some people are not in mood to pick tracks that they dislike to race on. Obviously, I'm not in mood for some of tracks today but I will be more variable tomorrow. I promise. I understand how some people would find it tiring but some people don't.

 

[Gattuso]

quick random moment

 

[ffdgh]

quick random moment

Throwable tanooki tail strikes again....and again and again lol.

 

[PreyingShark]

lol. is that a big great mix of love/hate/salt talking?

Yes.

Whatever, if you are going to put your words in my mouth then feel free to do. All I want to ask you to stop being elitist because pulling a win/losses comparison card is so old and silly when I was trying to have fun with MarioKartGAF.

I wasn't being that serious.

It was a joke based on how when somebody dominated a room in Mario Kart Wii it didn't take long for most races to be on Luigi Circuit, Moo Moo Meadows, or some other track I'm forgetting. A similar thing happened in 7. The frequency at which Excitebike is played at is heaven by comparison.

I'm sorry if you took it the wrong way.

 

[ffdgh]

Yes.

I wasn't being that serious.

It was a joke based on how when somebody dominated a room in Mario Kart Wii it didn't take long for most races to be on Luigi Circuit, Moo Moo Meadows, or some other track I'm forgetting. A similar thing happened in 7. The frequency at which Excitebike is played at is heaven by comparison.

I'm sorry if you took it the wrong way.

Mario raceway, mario circuit wii, Daisy circuit, and peach beach I assume. Those last laps were something else at times lol

Wow i just realized all the circuits in mario kart wii are death traps.

 

[Roo]

Well, sometime some people are not in mood to pick tracks that they dislike to race on. Obviously, I'm not in mood for some of tracks today but I will be more variable tomorrow. I promise. I understand how some people would find it tiring but some people don't.

You don't have to pick tracks you hate but that doesn't mean you have to select the same one over and over.
Is Excitebike the only track you like or something?

 

[PreyingShark]

Mario raceway, mario circuit wii, and peach beach I assume. Those last laps were something else at times lol

That sounds about right, yeah. Maybe also Sherbet Land(sp?), but that was part of the "Magikruiser Spammer" pair of tracks. EDIT: And yeah Daisy Circuit too.

 

[PreyingShark]

If we're listing luck-based courses, I believe these are 7's:

Toad Circuit
Cheep Cheep Beach
Daisy Hills
SNES Rainbow Road
Luigi Raceway
Maka Wuhu

Maka Wuhu was dumb pre-patch because of the glitch and post-patch because the gliding section was a load of bullshit.

As for 8 I'd go with:

Mario Circuit
Mario Kart Stadium
Excite Bike
SNES Rainbow Road
Dry Dry Desert
Yoshi Circuit*
Rainbow Road 64
Toad Turnpike
Water Park
Sweet Sweet Canyon
Thwomp Ruins*
Donut Plains 3
Toad Harbor
Moo Moo Meadows

*Technical courses that manage to be deathtraps anyways. It's very impressive course design. Ice Ice Outpost should probably also be here but that would be admitting that it's a deathtrap so I'm not going to put it there. <3

...Okay, I have to be remembering things wrong because I don't want to admit that 8 has *that many* luck-based courses, especially in comparison to the other games in the series. >_>

 

[Roo]

If we're listing luck-based courses, I believe these are 7's:

Toad Circuit
Cheep Cheep Beach
Daisy Hills
SNES Rainbow Road
Luigi Raceway
Maka Wuhu

Maka Wuhu was dumb pre-patch because of the glitch and post-patch because the gliding section was a load of bullshit.

As for 8 I'd go with:

Mario Circuit
Mario Kart Stadium
Excite Bike
SNES Rainbow Road
Dry Dry Desert
Yoshi Circuit*
Rainbow Road 64
Toad Turnpike
Water Park
Sweet Sweet Canyon
Thwomp Ruins*
Donut Plains 3
Toad Harbor
Moo Moo Meadows

*Technical courses that manage to be deathtraps anyways. It's very impressive course design. Ice Ice Outpost should probably also be here but that would be admitting that it's a deathtrap so I'm not going to put it there. <3

...Okay, I have to be remembering things wrong because I don't want to admit that 8 has *that many* luck-based courses, especially in comparison to the other games in the series. >_>

Admitting Ice Ice Outpost is shit makes you look cool in my eyes

 

[PreyingShark]

is this real?

Burnout Acceleration: For any vehicle with less than 3 acceleration, doing a quick burnout by pressing A & B together, then releasing B, gives you a noticeable boost in acceleration. Vehicles with 3 or more acceleration can still do this but do not benefit from it.

 

[ffdgh]

is this real?

Yep. Surprised you just found out.

Also beat your stadium time. Thankyou youtube for that hop slide video.

 

[PreyingShark]

Whelp, mind blown. ;_;

WELL THAT SURE EXPLAINS A LOT

 

[Roo]

I thought everyone knew about it, even Enforced. :V

 

[PreyingShark]

Nobody told meeeeeeeee

My god this isn't even a small difference either. I can start a drift way earlier :X

 

[Dereck]

Y'all are playing? I'm there

EDIT: Y'all aren't

 

[ffdgh]

Nobody told meeeeeeeee

My god this isn't even a small difference either. I can start a drift way earlier :X

It has one flaw tho. You gotta be near or completely stopped for it to work.

 

[PreyingShark]

It has one flaw tho. You gotta be near or completely stopped for it to work.

Any time I get hit and aren't completely stopped as a result, other racers make sure I'm completely stopped before long :X

 

[Roo]

It's like Mario Kart 64.
If you get hit by a blue, red or green shell, press A repeatedly while in the air. That way, you break the accel stat and you will be racing like nothing happened :V

 

[PreyingShark]

It's so similar to Wii's thing that I find it kinda funny, but it's not *quite* as stupid.

 

[ffdgh]

It's so similar to Wii's thing that I find it kinda funny, but it's not *quite* as stupid.

I sorta kinda would be ok if light weights and mediums could keep stand still mini turbos. Heavies are fast/heavy enough already for it to matter

 

[Roo]

I'm so close to 20K I can almost taste it.
I'll play a few matches if anyone wants to join

 

[PreyingShark]

I'm so close to 20K I can almost taste it.
I'll play a few matches if anyone wants to join

Okay! I just joined ffdgh

 

[Roo]

Spectating


Edit: holy shit that Yoshi race

 

[PreyingShark]

I'm embarrassed that after all that work to catch up I ran into a bomb on the last turn.

It's always the last turn. Of course it is.

 

[PreyingShark]

Can I please keep my 12K for more than once race? Thanks!

 

[ffdgh]

This room was so nice and simple 10 races earlier.

 

[PreyingShark]

I

I

I can't

 

[Roo]

If I go with a high speed combo instead of my usual one.. Will I regret it? D:

 

[Albo]

man dragged items are destroying me

 

[PreyingShark]

"Wait... Instead of using my shrooms before the next item boxes, I'll try saving those for the shortcut and see what happens!"

I think I'm getting slightly better. Yay!

 

[Roo]

GAF top 4

 

[ffdgh]

If I go with a high speed combo instead of my usual one.. Will I regret it? D:

Depends. Do you wanna use less than 3 acceleration?

 

[Roo]

Fucking comm error..

 

[ffdgh]

Nintendo plz....get rid of the weight stat from online play in the next patch.

 

[PreyingShark]

Whew, almost lost my 2nd due to pure choking!

 

[Roo]

Depends. Do you wanna use less than 3 acceleration?

I was thinking something like Nathan's combo.

I'm not sure if I want to do that anymore D:

 

[PreyingShark]

Comm error.

Well time for the cutest combo evar

 

[ffdgh]

Ok I've reach my limit. Heavy weight =/

 

[PreyingShark]

Comm error again, that one was funnier though. Everyone was going "WHEEEE!"

 

[ffdgh]

I was thinking something like Nathan's combo.

I'm not sure if I want to do that anymore D:

Hmm going by the stats...easy choice.

 

[Roo]

Hmm going by the stats...easy choice.

How can anyone enjoy 1.5 Accel D:
That's suicide!

 

[PreyingShark]

Go Speed Kart + 0-stat wheels

You know you want to ;P