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[Omnicent]

join other room panic. (via Boss or Tan or Jman). Not sure why it put us in a dif room, when there is already a room. makes no sense

 

[MrPanic]

Was just admiring the new glider I got, kewl stuff.

 

[Saint Gregory]

I can't figure out that first shortcut on bike, I just can't

 

[Omnicent]

thats some bad luck there boss. you were attracted to my items

I can't figure out that first shortcut on bike, I just can't

Come join us in Frantic Greg. 5 of us in here right now.

 

[DaBoss]

Hit me one more time Omnicent, I dare ya. Every item you had required you to press the item button.

 

[ffdgh]

I hate spring so so much. I swear those ramps are meant to be obstacles.

 

[MrPanic]

Trick jumped the tree, made me miss the jump pad and fall into the pit, respawned, blue shell hit me right into the pit again. :/

Gotta switch combo, ain't ready for inside drifts.

 

[DaBoss]

I hope you learned your lesson, Omnicent.

 

[Saint Gregory]

Come join us in Frantic Greg. 5 of us in here right now.

Why not, can't possibly do worse -_-

 

[MrPanic]

Fuck this game. x3

 

[Omnicent]

I hope you learned your lesson, Omnicent.

but im a pacifist. I dont hurt people. items that slip from my hands do

 

[ffdgh]

but im a pacifist. I dont hurt people. items that slip from my hands do

These lies...

 

[DaBoss]

I'm sure you will enjoy the items that just come off my dong.

 

[NotLiquid]

I actually won in Yoshi Circuit oh god

 

[Omnicent]

I'm sure you will enjoy the items that just come off my dong.

ok this made me laugh. I'm brushing my teeth, so yeah i need to afk after this lol

 

[Roo]

but im a pacifist. I dont hurt people. items that slip from my hands do

I've heard this before from someone else.
They were lies

 

[Omnicent]

I've heard this before from someone else.
They were lies

The saltiness has opened my eyes to what heath was saying. it was truth the entire time

 

[PreyingShark]

but im a pacifist. I dont hurt people. items that slip from my hands do

"slip" my ass.

 

[DaBoss]

See Omnicent? You mess with the Kong? Get DONG'D!

AKA kartma

 

[IntelliHeath]

but im a pacifist. I dont hurt people. items that slip from my hands do

I'm glad that you finally open your eyes about being pacifist in the game. Welcome to our pacifist club!

These lies...

I've heard this before from someone else.
They were lies

"slip" my ass.

The saltiness has opened my eyes to what heath was saying. it was truth the entire time

Hmm!

 

[ffdgh]

That's enough 200cc for today. Good times.

 

[NotLiquid]

NOOOOOOOOO, MY LEGACY

 

[MrPanic]

And as per usual, a thunder ruins everything. :|

 

[DaBoss]

Dong Country is over. ;_;

Dong Country Returns!

 

[Saint Gregory]

Worn out already. GGs!

 

[Omnicent]

how unfortunate heath. maybe i should stop eating bananas and driving =\

 

[IntelliHeath]

how unfortunate heath

Hmm?

 

[DaBoss]

You guys know that if you hit the item button while having the Piranha Plant, you can make it bite? Saw some people not doing that.

 

[Roo]

A comm error right when I finish :/

 

[TheDanimal]

You guys know that if you hit the item button while having the Piranha Plant, you can make it bite? Saw some people not doing that.

This is a thing?
What.

 

[Omnicent]

You guys know that if you hit the item button while having the Piranha Plant, you can make it bite? Saw some people not doing that.

if you hold it down you get boosts as quick as possible though

 

[Roo]

Noooo, a storm is coming ;_;

 

[princemarth23]

Damn your bomb, Roo!!!

 

[IntelliHeath]

Noooo, a storm is coming ;_;

You got it right, Storm Roo.

 

[Roo]

Damn your bomb, Roo!!!

You're welcome :3

 

[princemarth23]

Vengeance is mine.

 

[DaBoss]

Noooo, a storm is coming ;_;

Yea, a storm of dongs.

 

[MrPanic]

I really need to stop missing item boxes near the end.

 

[Roo]

You got it right, Storm Roo.

A real one, Heath >.>


Edit: DaBoss, I thought you were a Dry Bowser bro D:

 

[DaBoss]

Edit: DaBoss, I thought you were a Dry Bowser bro D:

I'm a bro and an enemy to everyone.

Except for Koopalings (other than Roy) and Waluigi. I'm only enemies to them. Maybe Pink Gold Peach as well.

 

[MrPanic]

I can't believe I kept my second place there. :0

 

[Roo]

That's the first time I play on Donut Plains..
Holy shit it really sucks in 200cc
Couldn't drift for shit.

 

[Azure J]

Jumping on. Need some salt and Sport Bike in my day.

You guys know that if you hit the item button while having the Piranha Plant, you can make it bite? Saw some people not doing that.

Knew about this from the jump, but I want to see if Omni's "hold for constant bites" is true.

 

[NotLiquid]

That was my last game for tonight. Thanks guys!

 

[MrPanic]

Would you look at that another Bill that threw me off track, noice.

 

[IntelliHeath]

Why people are hating on me when I declared myself as pacifist? ;_; I just want to be friend with y'all!

 

[MrPanic]

Wow, that hold down button piranha is a gamechanger. No more irregular boost. :0

 

[Omnicent]

That was my last game for tonight. Thanks guys!

good races

 

[princemarth23]

Well that was a disaster.

 

[TheDanimal]

Well that was a disaster.

I dunno, I thought it was pretty great