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[Martin5000]

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[Roo]

Please remind me to don't do tricks on the last ramp of ExciteBike

 

[TheJoRu]

Excitebike Arena, so shitty.

 

[ffdgh]

That final ramp is such a troll.

 

[banofypie]

how am i not getitng 12thh each race lol

 

[DaBoss]

Yes game, give the person in 2nd place a Crazy 8 while giving 3rd triple mushrooms.

 

[PreyingShark]

Please remind me to don't do tricks on the last ramp of ExciteBike

I just try to drive around it. I have a much easier time getting good lines that way.

EDIT: Oh you mean *that* ramp yeah fuck that one.

 

[mktrOOp]

I don't know what I expected...

 

[banofypie]

all 3 of you who knocked me out of first and into 11th can suck my daisy

 

[ffdgh]

I don't know what I expected...

In hindsight, I imagine a frantic mario kart wii online would be much MUCH worse than this.

 

[Roo]

I just try to drive around it. I have a much easier time getting good lines that way.

EDIT: Oh you mean *that* ramp yeah fuck that one.

I always brain fart there.
It's worse if there's someone around lol

 

[TheJoRu]

Finally! God damn.

 

[NotLiquid]

Struck by lightning when in last place right when I was about to use a star

fuck me

 

[Martin5000]

Who the fuck throws a boomerang backwards -.-

 

[banofypie]

Struck by lightning when in last place right when I was about to use a star

fuck me

not sorry

 

[Roo]

Couldn't see that banana when I landed because I was covered in Blooper's cum.
Terrific...

 

[Amani]

Well Kartgaf, I'm going in on this 200cc shit. Wish me luck.

 

[ffdgh]

Well Kartgaf, I'm going in on this 200cc shit. Wish me luck.

For the sake of your sanity, stay farrrr away

 

[Addi]

Do we have sogood.gif only for 'so bad'?

 

[oatmeal]

How cool would it have been if on Big Blue, when you hit Section 2, you were given a Golden Mushroom that recharged if you drove through the pink pads.

 

[Azure J]

How to Dragon Driftway

OK, now that I'm home and saw this, I knew something like this was possible after experimenting with float states after drift miniturbos on Big Blue. It's kinda silly how anytime you can be airborne next to any amount of the course, you can get this kinda silliness. :lol

 

[banofypie]

3rd to 8th in 15 seconds.

fuck this piece of shitt t

 

[DaBoss]

Were you trying to dodge with the boost pad, Roo? I remember when that was the way to do it in Mario Kart Wii cause shrooms were rare in 1st lol.

I was wondering why the red shell was sent so early. Then I saw the blue lol.

OK, now that I'm home and saw this, I knew something like this was possible after experimenting with float states after drift miniturbos on Big Blue. It's kinda silly how anytime you can be airborne next to any amount of the course, you can get this kinda silliness. :lol

F-Zero tracks have different air physics.

 

[banofypie]

why did i superhorn a blue shel that was after the person in front of me

 

[Roo]

^^ where? Don't know what are you taking about :c

 

[DaBoss]

^^ where? Don't know what are you taking about :c

Bowser's Castle? Or did I confuse you with someone else using a Koopaling?

 

[Martin5000]

100 points! I'm happy and good night

Spoiler

I hate you all

 

[NotLiquid]

Neo Bowser City still worst 200cc stage thanks

 

[banofypie]

^^ where? Don't know what are you taking about :c

it was after fffhdhghdh

also ABSOLUTELY FUCK YOU for that backshel

 

[ffdgh]

The game gave roo 2 crazy 8s, triple reds, and triple mushrooms

what the fucking hell

 

[Roo]

Bowser's Castle? Or did I confuse you with someone else using a Koopaling?

Probably. I was nowhere near 1st the entire race.

 

[Addi]

My problem with NBC isn't falling off, it's crashing into the walls...

 

[Azure J]

The game gave roo 2 crazy 8s, triple reds, and triple mushrooms

what the fucking hell

I thought we all knew that Roo is the One.

 

[ffdgh]

Brb in a sec

 

[banofypie]

Who did I hit with the banana snipe just before the glide section? Because I'm not sorry and I literally cried laughing as you fell.

 

[TheJoRu]

Neo Bowser City still worst 200cc stage thanks

Nah, it's one of the best. Love having to brake-drift through the rainy corners.

 

[DaBoss]

God damn it Roo, stop getting stuck in the first shortcut. I got hit there both times you got stuck lol.

 

[MrPanic]

I'll join in in a sec, gotta temper that MK addition.

 

[Addi]

Those items that last so long you don't get the next item box, I dislike them

 

[Roo]

it was after fffhdhghdh

also ABSOLUTELY FUCK YOU for that backshel

Delicious tears. Keep them coming

The game gave roo 2 crazy 8s, triple reds, and triple mushrooms

what the fucking hell

All of this in 2nd lolol

 

[Neo Dark]

how am i not getitng 12thh each race lol

Kart Gods are not smiling upon you today. Try again later.

Seriously though, if you aren't getting good RNG, expect the worst especially if you're towards the back especially if you play frantic where the back is stuffed with mushrooms and stars and the middle is stuffed with shells so you're literally fighting against each other to not come in the bottom 6 lol

 

[Boney]

You guys doing frantic?
normal felt so nice earlier today

 

[Azure J]

What is it about other princess players that make them fuck me over most? :lol

 

[NotLiquid]

Note to self - never get stuck on red conveyor. Also Lakitu is a bitch when it comes to recoveries on this stage.

Anyway, fun games guys. I gotta jet.

 

[TheJoRu]

GGs, guys!

 

[Roo]

God damn it Roo, stop getting stuck in the first shortcut. I got hit there both times you got stuck lol.

I promise it's the last time. That was fuckin awful and almost cost me the race.

 

[Azure J]

I hate Piranha Plants so much.

 

[Omnicent]

going to try some different tires after this race.

 

[DaBoss]

I got two triple reds that got me to 2nd and then a blue shell took care of ffdgh.

 

[banofypie]

lightning in fourth place

thanks mario kart