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[Burning Justice]

Comm error the moment I get in the room...

 

[Goldenelementxl]

I feel like my heart shouldn't be beating this hard while playing a video game.

 

[BahamutPT]

I suck at 200cc but it's just too much fun

 

[ffdgh]

You know what.

I'm done.

Die in your sleep Roo.

Damn...that a new salty low

 

[Neo Dark]

Everything fine until now.

I've had a few

Bleh... where is everyone? Is there another room for 200 cc frantic or are you guys doing another mode? If so.. is the room full?

 

[Papercuts]

You guys finally broke him.

 

[Roo]

Dragon Driftway is something evil in 200cc ;_;

 

[Boney]

Make those bullet bills stop ;_;

Two in a god damn row

 

[PreyingShark]

Damn...that a new salty low

...Shall I add it as the newest testimonial?

 

[MrPanic]

Bleh... where is everyone? Is there another room for 200 cc frantic or are you guys doing another mode? If so.. is the room full?

200 normal.

 

[Omnicent]

You know what.

I'm done.

Die in your sleep Roo.

Dat salt is flowing all over, I'm drowning in it from here.

 

[Dad]

lol reedus. You fell before you reach to the finish line on Big blue.

Bullet Bill flung me off on the last turn

 

[Burning Justice]

...And, of course, someone else gets in before me because of it.

 

[Feltrol]

Feltrol with the godlike banana drop

How bad did I screw you up?

Bleh... where is everyone? Is there another room for 200 cc frantic or are you guys doing another mode? If so.. is the room full?

Maybe the room most of us are is full.

 

[co1onel]

Really? How many red turtle shells must you guys throw at me?

 

[Saint Gregory]

...Shall I add it as the newest testimonial?

I... I think it may be even too salty for that.

Do we have a brine list?

 

[Enforced]

lol thank you whoever threw the blue shell at flsamech. I thought I would be 2nd after the green shell hit me.

 

[ffdgh]

...Shall I add it as the newest testimonial?

I'm not sure. I think y'all broke his spirit. >_>

 

[Papercuts]

Female Villager is easy mode

i have seen the light

 

[Azuran]

You know what.

I'm done.

Die in your sleep Roo.

Female Villager is easy mode

i have seen the light

Welcome brother to the #FemaleVillagerMasterRace

 

[Neo Dark]

200 normal.

Bleh I checked that too... was also stuffed in an empty room. Guess it's either full rooms or empty rooms...

 

[Saint Gregory]

You guys

At least I have my friend Boney to keep me company

 

[Smashkirby]

and the two heavies get 1st and 2nd. The start of a heaviulsion?

 

[Metaternal]

Female Villager is easy mode

i have seen the light

But you run into the problem of not being Dry Bowser

 

[Feltrol]

Female Villager is easy mode

i have seen the light

 

[IntelliHeath]

...Shall I add it as the newest testimonial?

You should add few quotes what he said to me last night >.>

 

[Papercuts]

...how the hell did I win that.

 

[PreyingShark]

...I thought I was going to get an item that was not a super horn.

I got a super horn so due to my L mashing I accidentally used it way too early.

FUCK

 

[Boney]

Oh man, for a second there I thought to myself I'm doing great! Then bananas came
Who's leaving all these bananas!!

You guys

At least I have my friend Boney to keep me company

Aye aye

Managed that tight drift perfectly, but tried to line up green shell and disaster

 

[MrPanic]

One more and I'll be done.

 

[Saint Gregory]

I'm clearly exhausted...

But one more -_-

 

[Papercuts]

...I thought I was going to get an item that was not a super horn.

I got a super horn so due to my L mashing I accidentally used it way too early.

FUCK

On the plus side it hit me. I think it made the shell bypass me and go after you, lol.

 

[Godiego]

Finally got time to join the gaf tournament, I haven't played online in the past 3 months, so please don't kill me guys!

 

[Papercuts]

I do not deserve any of these wins.

 

[Feltrol]

Finally got time to join the gaf tournament, I haven't played online in the past 3 months, so please don't kill me guys!

Welcome aboard!

 

[Boney]

Lasf draw, a squid...

 

[Azuran]

LMAO Panic.

The salt and giving up was real there.

 

[MrPanic]

Haha, absolutely terrible.

Ok, I'm done guys. GG's.

 

[PreyingShark]

In Frantic I just get destroyed by items the whole race.

In Normal I just get robbed by a red shell near the end.

 

[Roo]

Had to do something. Forgot to say bye
GGs everyone

 

[Smashkirby]

Lasf draw, a squid...

Yet that is what did me in

 

[Saint Gregory]

I do not deserve any of these wins.

Are you sure? You seemed to know what you were doing with those reds

GGs everyone!

Spoiler

else

 

[Azure J]

Now what did I do? D:
GGs anyway

Fighting through all of the crazy bullshit in this Frantic ass Not Frantic room is cool. It's Mario Kart, some of this shit is going to happen.

Learning a new speed tier is great, the pace is incredible and it feels great when you get the hang of things.

Then in the craziest match thus far, I'm finally getting it. Shaky beginnings become a more solid ending and through some really clutch bullshit, I'm put at the last 300 meter stretch fucking hopping off road covered in ink and at every disadvantage possible while right there neck and neck with you unarmed trying to eek out a win. I turn the corner damn near hoping to make miracles happen and I am greeted with the single most disrespectful action another human being could do. Something so vile in its simplicity and simultaneously Mario Kart™ I'm caught between laughing and rolling over defeated.

You threw your shell backwards at the finish line.

A fucking red shell.

The only thing you had the entirety of the last third of the race. Of course, this also leads to every savage in the room force fucking me over right there on the finish line because "hey, rag doll!"

Why do I even try? It's like a modern tale of Sisyphus except it's 12:32AM and I'm here wondering what the hell I've been doing with my life the last few hours that this got me that heated.

 

[Papercuts]

I hit smashley with a disgusting amount of red shells that game.

Are you sure? You seemed to know what you were doing with those reds

GGs everyone!

Spoiler

else

The MK gods have been smiling upon me tonight.

 

[Metaternal]

Triple reds for the first time in decades and lightning kills everything

 

[Exentryk]

Can join in 4 odd hours. If KartGAF is still awake.

 

[PreyingShark]

GGs, I'll take my first and run. Gotta go work on some school stuff unfortunately.

 

[Smashkirby]

I hit smashley with a disgusting amount of red shells that game.



The MK gods have been smiling upon me tonight.

Roy needs to get his groove back

 

[PyroPaperPlanes]

I'm back guys. Didn't mean to select Baby Park haha.

 

[Boney]

How did I only get 3 items in baby park! God dammit in pissed