marky mark appreciation thread



i wish mark wahlberg woulda stop me from eatin them damn chocolate chip cookies the other day and make me some fly egg whites and complex carbohydrates ):
 
mark wahlberg has 6 fly hunnies what do you have

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I recently watched Fear (1996) with him and Reese Whitherspoon.
Very very high cringe factor.
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Edit: I hope this wasn't unappreciative of me. If so, please forgive me.
 
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Imagine how different things would have been if he had been on one of the 9/11 planes.

"If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to land somewhere safely, don't worry.'"
 
Imagine how different things would have been if he had been on one of the 9/11 planes.

"If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to land somewhere safely, don't worry.'"
I had to google this. He seriously said that. What a cunt.
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Imagine how different things would have been if he had been on one of the 9/11 planes.

"If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to land somewhere safely, don't worry.'"
what a legend
 
I had to google this. He seriously said that. What a cunt.
the naked gun facepalm GIF
It's kinda impressive in it's own way. If I had to give a quote to sound like as big a cunt as I possibly could then I don't think "imply 9/11 victims were a bunch of pussies" would even occur to me.
 
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What ya know about Marky Mark's "secret" success here in Europe with Prince Ital Joe? It was always weird to me how they had a bunch of hits with corny hip hop singles, then Ital Joe signed with Death Row and appeared on albums like Dogg Food and The Don Killuminati...lol
 
Imagine how different things would have been if he had been on one of the 9/11 planes.

"If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to land somewhere safely, don't worry.'"
I didn't think this was true.....then I thought, this is what a man that believes his own hype and thinks he is the character he portrays.


He deserves Marshal Mathers making fun of him to his face on MTV back in the day.
 
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