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[Baron Aloha]

What the heck? I figured this might be good for shits and giggles.

Here's how Marry, Screw, or Kill works....someone lists 3 names and then someone else responds with which person they would marry, which person they would screw, and which person they would kill.

So if I posted Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and J-Lo you might reply with:

Screw - Christina Aguilera
Marry - JLo
Kill - Britney Spears

Now that the rules have been laid out...

Marry, screw or kill? Lindsey Lohan, Hilary Duff, Lacey Chabert.

 

[CaptainABAB]

Marry - Lindsey Lohan
Screw - Hilary Duff
Kill - Lacey Chabert


Next Three: Angelina Jolie, Monica Belluci, Jessica Alba

 

[Cloudy]

Marry - Jessica Alba
Scew - Monica Belluci
Kill - Angelina Jolie


Next: Mya, Tara Reid, Vida Guerra

 

[Ferrio]

Marry-Mya
Screw-Tara Reid
Kill-Vida Guerra

Next: Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan

 

[AlphaSnake]

Marry - Jessica Alba
Scew - Monica Belluci
Kill - Angelina Jolie


Next: Mya, Tara Reid, Vida Guerra

Because Ferrio obviously doesn't count in women related threads:

Marry: Vida
Screw: Mya
Kill: Tara Reid

Kate Beckinsale, Mandy Moore, Ashlee Simpson

 

[Matlock]

Marry - Rue McClanahan
Screw - Betty White ('cause you know that bitch has got it on)
Kill - Bea Arthur

or, alpha version

Marry - Mandy
Screw - Ashlee
Kill - Kate

Next round: the people in this picture!

Girl, roommate, roommate's friend.

 

[shuri]

 

[CaptainABAB]

Because Ferrio obviously doesn't count in women related threads:

Thing is, this game works for both hot chicks and ugly ones, as long as they all are on the same level.

For example, here is another one: Laura Bush, Theresa Keinz Kerry, Mrs. Cheney

 

[AntoneM]

Marry - Rue McClanahan
Screw - Betty White ('cause you know that bitch has got it on)
Kill - Bea Arthur

or, alpha version

Marry - Mandy
Screw - Ashlee
Kill - Kate

Next round: the people in this picture!

Girl, roommate, roommate's friend.

I'll play your twisted game!

marry the girl
screw the duder in the blue jacket
kill that last asshole

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Jennifer Love Hewitt
Mandy Moore
Salma Hayek

 

[Manick Joe]

Psh, too easy

Marry: Mandy Moore
Screw: Jennifer Love Hewitt
Kill: Salma Hayek (sorry babe)

Next three: Elizabeth Hurley, Kate Beckinsale and Naomi Watts

 

[Dead]

Psh, too easy

Marry: Mandy Moore
Screw: Jennifer Love Hewitt
Kill: Salma Hayek (sorry babe)

Next three: Elizabeth Hurley, Kate Beckinsale and Naomi Watts

Marry: Kate Beckinsale
Screw: Elizabeth Hurley
Kill: Naomi Watts


Alizee, Maggi Gylenhaal, Kirsten Dunst

 

[XS+]

S - Alizee
M - Maggi Gylenhaal
K - Kirsten Dunst

Phoebe Cates, Kathleen Turner, Cybil Shepard (uh back in the 80s when they still looked good)

 

[Brian Fellows]

Marry Phoebe Cates
Kill Kathleen Turner
Screw Cybil Shepard

Kelly, Lisa, and Jesse from Saved by the Bell.

 

[UtadaBarkley]

Marry Phoebe Cates
Kill Kathleen Turner
Screw Cybil Shepard

Kelly, Lisa, and Jesse from Saved by the Bell.

Marry Lisa
Screw Kelly
Kill Jesse

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My Turn

Pat Summeral, Maria Sharporva (sp), Elton John

 

[etiolate]

Marry: Elton John (money)
Screw: Maria Sharporva (vagina?)
Kill: Pat Summerall (he's still alive?)

Meg White, Jenny Lewis, Corin Tucker

 

[The Bookerman]

Marry Rachel Leigh Cook.
Screw Pampita
Kill Paris Hilton(what an ugly dumb bitch, I just want her to die).

 

[psycho_snake]

Marry: Elton John (money)
Screw: Maria Sharporva (vagina?)
Kill: Pat Summerall (he's still alive?)

Meg White, Jenny Lewis, Corin Tucker

I can't believe you chose those three

Marry: none
Screw: NONE
Kill: All

my three are:

Tom Hanks
Jonny Depp
Carmen Electra

 

[mrklaw]

do you get to choose whether you'd screw the one you marry too? Like an ace in a game of blackjack?

Anyway

Marry: Tom Hanks (I choose no screw, and he can sort out the pumpkins for halloween)
Screw: Jonny Depp
Kill : Carmen Electra

Next: Juliette Lewis; Juliette Binoche; Juliet (you know, that shakespeare bint)

 

[Team Rancid]

Marry: Juliette Binoche
Screw: Juliette Lewis
Kill : Juliet

Next up

Star Jones, Roseanne, Barbara Bush (grandmother, NOT granddaughter)

 

[Outlaw]

Marry : Star Jones
Screw : Barbara Bush...Gatta have a way to get to the grand daughter
Kill : Roseanne, Barbara & Star Jones -Keep all her money-

Next :

Linda Tripp, Lil Kim, Marissa Tomei

 

[Baron Aloha]

Linda Tripp, Lil Kim, Marissa Tomei

:lol :lol :lol

Man this is a tough one. Killing Linda Tripp is a given but the prospect of screwing or marrying Lil Kim is frightning!

I'll go with:

Kill: Linda Tripp
Screw: Lil Kim (with a bag over her whacked out face)
Marry: Marissa Tomei


Marry, Screw, or Kill:

Sally Struthers (All in the Family)
Theresa Yothers (Family Ties)
Dana Plato (Different Strokes)

 

[Miguel]

Screw:

Screw:

Screw:

 

[Triumph]

marry: theresa yothers
screw: dana plato
kill: sally struthers

Oooh goody. Pamela Anderson(hepatitis c), shirley manson(syphillis), and gwen stefani(touched gavin rossdale, unclean by association).

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

marry : Oprah
screw : martha stewart
kill : rosie o'donnell

 

[Outlaw]

marry : Oprah
screw : martha stewart
kill : rosie o'donnell

Where's the list? Anyways....

Next up:

MAF, Mike and bish

 

[MrPing1000]

I deam this thread unworkable.

ps meg white is hot

 

[J2 Cool]

Where's the list? Anyways....

Next up:

MAF, Mike and bish

Alright, let's get this back on track

M - bish ( i like the security he provides)
S - MAF (I just couldnt live with his anger, but I'd bet he'd make a mean screw)
K - Mike (no offense, I just got priorities)

next up: cameron diaz, jessica simpson, ashlee simpson

 

[lachesis]

M. Paris Hilton. (yeah, I know.)
S. Paris Hilton. (yeah, I know.)
K. Paris Hilton, and get the money and re-marry my wife.

on a second thought, replace Paris Hilton with Oprah Winfrey.

lachesis

 

[Lemurnator]

Marry: Frankie Munez
Screw: Frankie Munez... >_>
Kill: Micheal Moore.

 

[J2 Cool]

Marry: Frankie Munez
Screw: Frankie Munez... >_>
Kill: Micheal Moore.

No! NO! You're too young and Frankie Muniz is not right at all for you! I'd kill him before you screwed him. Besides, you guys aren't playing the game right.