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Matlock tightens vaginas

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Another step towards gender equality. Now women get to feel ashamed and self-conscious about their genitals as well!

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20050812.wxvaginas13/BNStory/Front/

Dr. Matlock is a colourful pioneer in a controversial — and growing — frontier of plastic surgery: nipping and tucking vaginas. Patients from the United States and more than 30 other countries pay thousands of dollars for his “designer vagina,” a purely esthetic procedure that includes shortening or plumping up the labia, or vaginal lips. He attracts even more women for an operation he claims improves sex by tightening, or “rejuvenating,” the vagina.

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The trend has even reached girls as young as 15. In the past 18 months, the number of teens — and in one case an adolescent and her mother — who come to Dr. Matlock for designer vaginas has doubled.

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Not all procedures are even surgical. On the recommendation of a friend, Katia Neves came to Dr. Matlock for the doctor's so-called G-shot, an $1,800 collagen-based injection in her G-spot that he says amplifies orgasms and lasts for about four months.

I'd like intensified orgasms, though I think you'd have to be crazy to let someone inject your private bits to get 'em...
 
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Make all their pussies quiver
Out of their pants they slither
Gotta treat 'em all with my cock
Because I'm Dr. Matlock
 
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The trend has even reached girls as young as 15. In the past 18 months, the number of teens — and in one case an adolescent and her mother — who come to Dr. Matlock for designer vaginas has doubled.

Mother and daughter whore combo package. Priceless. :lol
 
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Some doctors also restore hymens for women, often from the Middle East, who want to appear to be virgins when they get married.
Hmm.
 
border said:
I'd like intensified orgasms, though I think you'd have to be crazy to let someone inject your private bits to get 'em...

Funny, my intesified orgasms, COME from injecting my private bits with random needles I find in the alley.
 
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