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[Incognito]

hrm, last time she put pen to paper it was justifying interment camps in america during WWII. this time, though, it's time to channel ann coulter to reel in the big $$$$$.

this would be book #489 based off the "bash liberals" template. surely, the market is saturated??

:lol :lol

 

[=W=]

I demand excerpts!

 

[Silent Death]

As crazy as she is I would sure like to bang some sense into her, and by bang I mean have sexual intercourse with her.

 

[Incognito]

yeah, she's definitely a hottie.

 

[Outdoor Miner]

Ok, if you say so.

 

[Dan]

What? My Google image searches sure aren't coming up with anyone attractive...

 

[Incognito]

you havent seen her on fauxnews recently??

 

[Silent Death]

Ok, if you say so.

Well maybe you are attracted to men. You posted probably the 2 worse picture you could find of her. One with out make up and another with a stupid look on her face. Go back and find some more pictures other than these.

 

[Outdoor Miner]

Well maybe you are attracted to men. You posted probably the 2 worse picture you could find of her. One with out make up and another with a stupid look on her face. Go back and find some more pictures other than these.

Those pics are just what came up on the first page of a google search, dude.

If I were attracted to men, then surely I'd find that manly face/physique of hers irresistable. No need to get all jumpy, if you find her attractive, more power to you. Remember, I'm insulting a hatemongering-ann-coulter-wannabe, not your mother.

 

[GG-Duo]

Dude, maybe she is his mother. You need to be more careful with your words on the internet.

 

[ronito]

Her beauty is skin deep. Her ugliness goes straight to the bone.

 

[Dsal]

Someday I think I'll try writing a bullshit right-wing hate screed under a pseudonym or something, and then turn around and put all the proceeds to lefty causes. I'll just make a bunch of stuff up, like it matters to the target audience.

 

[Zaptruder]

Dude, maybe she is his mother. You need to be more careful with your words on the internet.

If she's your mother, I have some words I want you to deliver to her.

"Get your head out of Ann Coulters crotch, you imitative bitch."

 

[Father_Brain]

Kobun Heat should be all over this. Really all over, if you know what I mean.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

she's got bigger teeth than the cartoon on the cover of her book.

 

[Hitokage]

This wouldn't be yet another installment of Girls Gone Wild, would it?

 

[opkal]

Man, I swear I read that title as "Macaulay Culkin's new book"

Disappointment.

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

I'd hate fuck her.

She's not ugly folks. So posting pictures of her at her worst doesn't really do nothing but reflect poorly on you.

 

[Father_Brain]

 

[border]

Christ, are you people her publicists or something? Why don't you go find the elusive "pretty Malkin" photos if you are so concerned?

Doesn't it say something that the ugly photos are much easier to come by? Even the one on her home page is not very good...

 

[Mikazuki]

She's a 4-5 with nice hair/make-up. I bet she looks like the Crypt Keeper after waking up. I'd still hit it, but she's not that hot.

 

[dskillzhtown]

Man, I swear I read that title as "Macaulay Culkin's new book"

Disappointment.

You aren't the only one. I was like, "Why is he writing a political book? :lol

 

[FightyF]

I'd hate fuck her.

She's not ugly folks. So posting pictures of her at her worst doesn't really do nothing but reflect poorly on you.

And not being able to post pics proving otherwise doesn't help your stance.

I've always thought that GAF's standards were pretty low, and it's threads like this that leads me to belief that many don't have any standards at all.

 

[border]

There's still standards.

Asian + Not a Fat Pig = Holy Shit She's Hot I Would Love to Fuck Her

 

[videogamer]

Those pics are just what came up on the first page of a google search, dude.

If I were attracted to men, then surely I'd find that manly face/physique of hers irresistable. No need to get all jumpy, if you find her attractive, more power to you. Remember, I'm insulting a hatemongering-ann-coulter-wannabe, not your mother.

Those images weren't even ugly. What... was he expecting some touched up publicity shot? Then again, the pictures you posted looked like publicity shots anyways.

 

[Mikazuki]

I think Michelle Malkin lurks here. She showed up on Fox News today looking pretty cute, with her hair and clothes more like a school girl than a journalist. I thought of OMGLemurs. :lol