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[Ripclawe]

http://news.com.com/Microsoft+patents+body+power/2100-1014_3-5244766.html

 

[bishoptl]

YOU'RE ALL THINKING IT

I'M JUST SAYING IT

 

[Matrix]

LOL

 

[belgurdo]

 

[Dead]

YOU'RE ALL THINKING IT

I'M JUST SAYING IT

 

[Deg]

MS patented the doubleclick? I was using that before MS even introduced windows.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

YOU'RE ALL THINKING IT

I'M JUST SAYING IT

actually, you're posting it not "saying" it............. oh, please dont hurt me......

 

[OmniGamer]

So do I have to jerk off for a Ctrl+Alt+Delete?

 

[bobafett]

Metal Gear Solid is teh inspiration for Microsoft.

 

[Burger]

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

So that whole Abu Ghraib electrocution of genitals thing was part of a beta test?

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

Anyone else find this picture creepy and humurous at the same time?

 

[human5892]

Anyone else find this picture creepy and humurous at the same time?

Yes.

 

[Drey1082]

Anyone else find this picture creepy and humurous at the same time?

Microsoft wearable personal network - artist depiction by lil jimmy watkins of Mrs. Johnson's first grade class.

 

[Phoenix]

Uh, how can Microsoft be awarded a patent for something that was being done at Carnegie Mellon over 5 years ago! The patent office consists of some very 'interesting' characters if they can't even look at graduate school projects as a source of prior art.

 

[Ghost]

Furthermore, Microsoft said, the physical resistance offered by the human body could be used to create a virtual keyboard on a patch of skin.

 

[Willco]

It's the future! Kill it! Kill it now!

 

[Ferrio]

Furthermore, Microsoft said, the physical resistance offered by the human body could be used to create a virtual keyboard on a patch of skin.

"Oh ya baby, press my G oh ya"

 

[iapetus]

http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20040624

 

[Phoenix]

Furthermore, Microsoft said, the physical resistance offered by the human body could be used to create a virtual keyboard on a patch of skin.

Considering that you'd be using your hands to type, are you supposed to use your crotch as the keyboard area?

 

[elitehebrew]

this brings cyber sex to a whole new level

 

[neptunes]