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[DMczaf]

http://asia.news.yahoo.com/040903/ap/d84rto0o0.html

Hundreds of people turned out to see Miss Universe strut her stuff on the catwalk. They weren't expecting to see this much of her.

Australian rugby league cheerleader Jennifer Hawkins, who was crowned Miss Universe earlier this year, was at a Sydney fashion show Thursday when a skirt she was wearing unraveled from around her waist and slipped to the floor.

As spectators gasped, 20-year-old Hawkins giggled and rushed backstage.

"I was walking along in a Bora dress and the bottom just came off," she said later in a television interview. "It was just a pity I wasn't wearing better panties."

The incident won Hawkins praise for poise in adversity from Sydney tabloid The Daily Telegraph.

"Hawkins scored a 10 out of 10 for courage under fire, simply laughing the incident off," the paper said on its social pages.

Oh you want pics?

Hmmm

ok

 

[Poody]

she got no ass

 

[bishoptl]

Pshaw - that's no wardrobe malfunction! Everything's bigger and better in America!

 

[aoi tsuki]

Dammit, and i was all ready to say "i love you, The Internet". But no ass, no sale.

Good thing i have my porn to fall back on. i love you, The Internet.

 

[neptunes]

flat as a wall

 

[Matlock]

Hawkins: Australian for Woman With No Ass

 

[tedtropy]

She needs an injection of booty, STAT!

 

[Joe]

how the hell does a flatass get to be miss universe.

 

[Error Macro]

wtf, I'd still stick that

 

[Joe]

oh no doubt.

 

[Error Macro]

maybe because it reminds me of cuthbert, lol

 

[Warm Machine]

Miss Americas and Miss Universes are never the most attractive women around. They are good looking and some very beautiful but rarely are they hot or brimming with naive sexuality. Most of them are stiff as boards.

 

[tedtropy]

How the hell can they call her 'Miss Universe' to begin with when no other planets are even participating in the contest? Just seems a tad unfair to me...

 

[MrPing1000]

How the hell can they call her 'Miss Universe' to begin with when no other planets are even participating in the contest? Just seems a tad unfair to me...

typical earth/american thing

 

[Dan]

Gotta love how the cameraman didn't just continue following her, but also zoomed in.

 

[SlickWilly223]

I think I have more ass than that.

 

[keeblerdrow]

Was that a white string I saw handing down?



Looks like the timing of this was even more embarrassing.

 

[solarplexus]

she looks ok.

 

[DJ Demon J]

Was that a white string I saw handing down?



Looks like the timing of this was even more embarrassing.

no, it's just a gap between her legs where the background is showing through. Funny thought though!! :lol

 

[Baconäger]

It's a nice little ass...

 

[Trevelyon]

Crikey! where's her ARSE at mate?

 

[DaCocoBrova]

Yuck.

The Universe needs to step their game up.

 

[Mama Smurf]

As a small ass fan, yey.

Though I admit, even for me I'd like a little bit more too it. There's a difference between small and skinny.

 

[Saint Cornelius]

Damn, Westfield is just buying up malls everywhere!

 

[speedpop]

You guys would not believe how much fucking news coverage this whole damn fiasco caused in Australia. Every prime time news broadcast showed it MULTIPLE times.. then you see some fat guy with his kid on the lap go "Yeah I am hoping that she comes out and does the same trick again!!"

I am certain that thousands of people had called in to the respective channels to post their hatred for seeing an arse on TV heaven forbid.

 

[Trevelyon]

Yeh, I think it was blown a tad out of proportion. Anyways she doesn't do a lot for me, hell I've seen better looking chicks just cruising round Cottesloe & Scarborough during the summer.

 

[Che]

This is an ass:

This ain't no ass:

 

[Leon]

MISS UNIVERSE'S DRESS FALLS OFF TO REVEAL HER THONG...

Gaf's response?

"Flatass". "She ain't that pretty anyway". "Yuck".


I don't know if it's this forum that completely fucked you guys up, but I'm thankful to God that at least my penis is still intact.

 

[Fresh Prince]

Yeh, I think it was blown a tad out of proportion. Anyways she doesn't do a lot for me, hell I've seen better looking chicks just cruising round Cottesloe & Scarborough during the summer.

Don't say that it's un-Australian.

 

[Shinobi]

You guys would not believe how much fucking news coverage this whole damn fiasco caused in Australia.

With the shit that passes for news on this side of the pond? Trust me, we'd believe it...lest we forget "Titgate".

Anyway, she's got a beautiful face and nice legs, so she's more then hittable. Not every chick is gonna hit the booty jackpot.

 

[norinrad21]

she got no ass

Petty much on point.

 

[lilraylewis]

MISS UNIVERSE'S DRESS FALLS OFF TO REVEAL HER THONG...

Gaf's response?

"Flatass". "She ain't that pretty anyway". "Yuck".


I don't know if it's this forum that completely fucked you guys up, but I'm thankful to God that at least my penis is still intact.

Hear, Hear! She may not have the greatest ass in the world, but "yuck" is certainly not appropriate in this thread.