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[shantyman]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/17/cruise.holmes.ap/index.html

PARIS, France (AP) -- Actor Tom Cruise said he and girlfriend Katie Holmes are engaged, after he popped the question early Friday morning atop the Eiffel Tower.

Cruise, speaking at a Paris news conference with Holmes, said: "Yes, I proposed to her."

Damn, if a mod could fix my typos in the subject that would be nice. It's flippin' early.

 

[Zaptruder]

"Cruise and Holmes have child"

"Cruise and Holmes gives child to Scientology"

"Cruise becomes Scientology leader"

"Cruise leads cult to mass suicide in an attempt to return back to the promised lands"

 

[shantyman]

I forgot to add these:

 

[shantyman]

"Cruise and Holmes have child"

"Cruise and Holmes gives child to Scientology"

"Cruise becomes Scientology leader"

"Cruise leads cult to mass suicide in an attempt to return back to the promised lands"

Dude, if you don't like the Tom Cruise threads post somewhere else!

Tom does not know why you hate him so:

 

[B'z-chan]

The Jesus Juice is Loose

 

[Smiles and Cries]

what is going on with him? He was never this ummm I dunno what (like a kid on a sugar high)
hyper thats it

 

[aoi tsuki]

what is going on with him? He was never this ummm I dunno what (like a kid on a sugar high)
hyper thats it

Duh, Scientology!

 

[B'z-chan]

But he's been into scientology for a very long time. He isnt new to it. I think he's up to something personally.

 

[Odnetnin]

Maybe they're really in love. All those years of freeze framing cruise cock in Risky Business has paid off for Katie.

 

[Fuzzy]

what is going on with him? He was never this ummm I dunno what (like a kid on a sugar high)
hyper thats it

It's not a sugar high, he's full of the Thetans. :lol

 

[Kung Fu Jedi]

Damn I'm sick of those pictures of Cruise already. Can we find a way to work them into a few more threads please! Ugh!

I for one don't think this is a publicity stunt, but I wish the would break up just so I'd could stop hearing about them.

 

[shantyman]

Damn I'm sick of those pictures of Cruise already. Can we find a way to work them into a few more threads please! Ugh!

I for one don't think this is a publicity stunt, but I wish the would break up just so I'd could stop hearing about them.

But you feed the monster by posting in threads like this!

 

[ToxicAdam]

"YEAH BITCHES! ANOTHER GAF THREAD!"

 

[Smiles and Cries]

So this is BENIFER 2.0?

 

[ToxicAdam]

No way, Bennifer was great because you had two people that were equally impulsive and self-destructive in love.

This is a paradigm shift, you have one out of control, crazy aging superstar with one younger, demure starlet. The fun part will be watching to see if Katie gets nuttier.

 

[Timan]

That is so sick tho, she is half his age. I can see 5yrs diff, but not 26

 

[Tedesco!]

But you feed the monster by posting in threads like this!

And further feed your man-crush on Cruise no doubt......

 

[capslock]

That is so sick tho, she is half his age. I can see 5yrs diff, but not 26

Ummm.....*pssst* 42-26 = 16.....

 

[SteveMeister]

The guy's getting married to a hot chick? Totally batshit insane. What a world we live in, huh?

 

[Doth Togo]

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/25214.htm

WHICH top leading man interviewed three different starlets for the job of girlfriend/future wife before picking his new beloved? "Mark my words: They'll have a baby," said our source. "Maybe he or she will be conceived in a petri dish, but they'll procreate" . . . WHICH teen terror has herpes? The starlet was diagnosed with the "social disease" recently after fooling around with several high-profile studs, who might have it now, too . . . WHICH young wife of a big-name director is upset at her husband? The director has a "crush" on a beautiful young blond actress and has hired her for a second movie. The last time he worked with a woman twice, he was sleeping with her.

:lol

 

[GhaleonEB]

I'm happy for him and Katie, hope they are happy together.

Can we all stop caring please?

 

[LakeEarth]

First photoshop attempt, I didn't know what the hell I was doing...but I feel like posting it again

 

[Manics]

First photoshop attempt, I didn't know what the hell I was doing...but I feel like posting it again

Well done!

 

[Suerte]

Bookmakers are taking bets on Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes having a baby or divorcing next year.

Although the happy couple only became engaged to be wed this morning, bets are already being taken on their fate.

Ananova.com reports that Ladbrokes are offering odds of 5/1 that the couple will divorce next year. On a more optimistic note, the company are offering evens on the pair producing a baby in 2006, and 8/1 that its name will be Paris, or 50/1 that it will be christened Nicole.

Tom Cruise can be seen in the upcoming Steven Spielberg remake of War of the Worlds, whilst Katie Holmes is currently appearing in Batman Begins.

 

[Escape Goat]

Its good they thought this through. Though I guess if you marry enough you've learned to streamline the process.

 

[shantyman]

And further feed your man-crush on Cruise no doubt......

That's better than having a man crush on George Romero.

 

[Tedesco!]

That's better than having a man crush on George Romero.

Posting about horror movies >>>>>> Posting about Tom Cruise's mental defects.

Stay tuned tomorrow for Shantyman's new thread about Tom and Katie eating a baguette.

 

[Dilbert]

This quote from the AP article says it all: "The former star of television's "Dawson's Creek" has said she grew up wanting to marry Cruise."

What. The. Hell.

 

[shantyman]

Posting about horror movies >>>>>> Posting about Tom Cruise's mental defects.

Stay tuned tomorrow for Shantyman's new thread about Tom and Katie eating a baguette.

So wanting to marry a beautiful woman such as Katie Holmes constitutes a mental defect? Apparently I hit a little too close to home with my Romero insinuation. I bet you like to yank on his ponytail.

 

[shuri]

The public blackslash for those two will be bigger the whole Bennifer thing.

 

[Tedesco!]

No, I was referring to Tom acting like and freak lately and your posting 4 threads about everything Tom does. All this time I never took you for such a "Tom fan".

I liked the pony tail remark. :lol

-edit-
Hey, you were the one who labeled the the "insanity"

 

[Manics]

The only comfort we can take away from this is that Katie shall remain a virgin because Tom Cruise is still gay.

 

[Warm Machine]

Biggest publicity stunt I've ever seen.

 

[aparisi2274]

Doesnt anyone else see what's really going on....

Katie Holmes in an interview, says she wants to stay a virgin until she is married.

Tom Cruise, who has probably never nailed a virgin, see's this as a golden opportunity.

He begins to date her, makes a fool on Oprah, shows a lot of public affection, asks for her hand in Marriage.

katie, who is all smitten, says Yes.

They get married, He taps that shit.

2-6mos later they are divorced.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

But he's been into scientology for a very long time. He isnt new to it. I think he's up to something personally.

He's just prepping himself for: MISSION IMPOSSIBL3: SCI3NTOLOGY TAK3DOWN

GOTCHA BITCHES!

 

[OmniGamer]

This quote from the AP article says it all: "The former star of television's "Dawson's Creek" has said she grew up wanting to marry Cruise."

What. The. Hell.

Yeah, that was mentioned on the episode of Oprah, she asked Katie how it felt to be with the guy she had fantasized about...but hey, it's a lot less weird than Rene and Celine Dion...he actually knew her personally and worked with her as a child...almost as if he was grooming her to be his future wife.