AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Father: Why it's Clifton, our morning milkman
Milkman: And this my favorite family to deliver milk to.......the Niggars! Mmmmmm, MMMM! Somethin sho' smells good! You Niggas cookin?
Mom: We sure are. There's some left over bacon if you like some?
Milkman: Ooooh, none for me! I know better than to get between a Niggar and their pork...Might get my fingers bit! ... Here you go! *Hands milk* ...I, I hate to bother you about this. But, uh, why you didn't pay your bill last week? And I know how forgetful you Niggars are when it comes to payin' bills.
Dad: Golly, Clifton, it slipped my mind. Here you go *hands money*, sorry about that.
Milkman: Oh Nigga please! Nig-ga please! Well...take care Mr. "N" word. I have a hot date with the wife tonight.
Dad: Alright, take care.
Milkman: Alright, peace Nigga!
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NIGGAZ! *runs*
:lol :lol :lol
This skit never gets old. The DVD is so far away that it's got me watching recorded episodes. Why'd the DVD have to get pushed back? I wonder if season 3 will be able to top season 2 at all. And everytime I see Bish's avatar I can hear Dave saying it: "Shut. The. Fuck. Up!"
I don't know what skit is better...Black Bush or The Niggar Family. "THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHA!" It's 3AM, I shouldn't be laughing this loud.
"What? Huh? Oil? Who said somethin about oil, bitch? You cookin?"
"Sanction me...sanction me with your army. OH! Wait a minute! You don't have an army! I guess that means you should shut the fuck up!"
"Japan's sending Playstations...Stankonia said their willing to drop bombs over Baghdad"
Milkman: And this my favorite family to deliver milk to.......the Niggars! Mmmmmm, MMMM! Somethin sho' smells good! You Niggas cookin?
Mom: We sure are. There's some left over bacon if you like some?
Milkman: Ooooh, none for me! I know better than to get between a Niggar and their pork...Might get my fingers bit! ... Here you go! *Hands milk* ...I, I hate to bother you about this. But, uh, why you didn't pay your bill last week? And I know how forgetful you Niggars are when it comes to payin' bills.
Dad: Golly, Clifton, it slipped my mind. Here you go *hands money*, sorry about that.
Milkman: Oh Nigga please! Nig-ga please! Well...take care Mr. "N" word. I have a hot date with the wife tonight.
Dad: Alright, take care.
Milkman: Alright, peace Nigga!
...
...
NIGGAZ! *runs*
:lol :lol :lol
This skit never gets old. The DVD is so far away that it's got me watching recorded episodes. Why'd the DVD have to get pushed back? I wonder if season 3 will be able to top season 2 at all. And everytime I see Bish's avatar I can hear Dave saying it: "Shut. The. Fuck. Up!"
I don't know what skit is better...Black Bush or The Niggar Family. "THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHA!" It's 3AM, I shouldn't be laughing this loud.
"What? Huh? Oil? Who said somethin about oil, bitch? You cookin?"
"Sanction me...sanction me with your army. OH! Wait a minute! You don't have an army! I guess that means you should shut the fuck up!"
"Japan's sending Playstations...Stankonia said their willing to drop bombs over Baghdad"