Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer!

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my mother-in-law is allergic to any synthetic smell. Perfume, cologne, air freshener, even deodorants. This means her house stinks and by proxy (since we live 15 minutes away) so does ours since she comes over alot because of her grandson. I hate it. You could say that
(bad pun alert)
it stinks.
 
I didn't know they had live action versions of these. I thought they were only on the radio. I guess it's cause I'm in an ambulance all day and never watch any TV.
 
The one that cracks me up the most is "Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy." Part of it goes something like, "You ride your rickety bike through 14 blocks of hazards, because there's $2 with your name on it." Then the singers chime in with "That's 10%!"

Golden.

The one about "Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer" is great, too.
 
Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Wedding Band Guitar Player.
(Mr. Wedding Band Guitar Player)
Any guitar player can rock a packed stadium but it takes real talent to keep the Wishinski reception going all night long.
(Mazal Tov) Perched on the stage in your undersized tuxedo, you tirelessly churn out tunes from the 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's.
(Keep on rockin')
Sound check? You don't need no stinking sound check.
(No!)
And even though you've never had groupies, you have bagged the occasional bridesmaid.
(Never forget you!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, guitar guy, because every wedding you go to, you're the real best man.
(Mr. Wedding Band Guitar Player)
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Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy.
(Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy)
Though man dreads few things more than a trip to the supermarket, you offer us hope…and sometimes a free mini-weenie.
(I love that freebie weenie!)
What exactly do you have? Aerosol cheese products? Deep-fried morsels? Who cares! If it's on a toothpick and it's free, it could be plutonium and we'd eat it.
(It's all good, baby!)
For a guy wearing oven mitts and an apron, you're all right.
(You're a star!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, titan of the toothpick, because you put the FREE in FREEDOM.
(Let it be free!)
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:lol
 
:lol oh man I never knew there was videos of these ads :lol

Has anyone ever seen the "Mr. Camoflauge Suit Maker" video? I NEED to see that!
 
Its official.. Sticky this shit.

THE OFFICIAL BUDWISER REAL MEN OF GENIUS THREAD.

Post all the ones that are hilarious now. Bitches.
 
I love these so much. They come on whenever I listen to Devils hockey on WFAN. Even though I've heard some of them dozens of time, they still make me crack up. That guy who sings random little interludes makes it totally awesome.
 
We have to literally spray cologne around our whole store...I smell like the shit when I leave, so does my car...and my room...and my clothing :(
 
charlesthefirst said:
I love these so much. They come on whenever I listen to Devils hockey on WFAN. Even though I've heard some of them dozens of time, they still make me crack up. That guy who sings random little interludes makes it totally awesome.
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Sponsored.

The radio ones are hilarious.
 
I worked one summer in a paper mill and there were a few guys that wore cologne. Why?
 
Ninja Scooter said:
:lol those commercials were great.

and i ****ing hate people who wear cologne at the gym. WTF is the point?
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well sometimes people come from other places so thats understandable but tell me why people wear Jeans and armani exchange shirts to work out O_o
 
There were a few sites on the internet that had most of the ads in MP3 format. Sometime around August 2005 the owners of these sites were sent a letter from Anheuser-Busch asking that the advertisements be removed.
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I'm so confused
 
Biohazard said:
well sometimes people come from other places so thats understandable but tell me why people wear Jeans and armani exchange shirts to work out O_o
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:lol yeah, I've always had trouble understanding that. I've even seen a guy come in with regular shoes, like, dressy-ish shoes >_<
 
Biohazard said:
We have to literally spray cologne around our whole store...I smell like the shit when I leave, so does my car...and my room...and my clothing :(
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Maybe it's just your nosehair?
 
:lol Mr. 80 SPF Sun-block Wearer! That one kills me

"Your coconut scented force field blocks out all the suns rays, and any stray rays... from another sun.... in another galaxy. 30 SPF? Please... You might as well be wearing cooking oil." :lol :lol
 
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