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Ms Universe bodybuilding competition photos (SET PHASERS TO *FAP*, FELLAS)

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bishoptl

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WE ARE ALL WINNERS
 

Fifty

Member
The fourth lovely lady looks like she had her head photoshopped on, and fabulous Ms. secondphoto looks like she's 90.
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
Haha, he's pointing at how small that guy's penis is.

Wait....what? Woman? What are you on about?

...Holy crap!
 

Agent Dormer

Dirty Drinking Smoker
Yeah, how these ladies can do this to themselves is beyond me. It's like being your own personal Dr.Frankenstein.
 

Loki

Count of Concision
Waaaiiiiittt a minute....

So this:

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Is really a woman!? Holy crap-- I thought it was a man who they photoshopped a bikini top on. I'm dead serious; that was the only picture I loaded up, and figured this was a joke thread. That's freaking tragic...


That girl above is THE most "man-like" female bodybuilder I've ever seen. Her size is incredible, especially her thighs. You usually don't see females with that kind of size. Crazy. And disgusting. A man who underwent a sex change operation, perhaps? I really can't see a woman getting that huge.
 

LakeEarth

Member
Suerte said:
Why are they even bothering to wear bikini tops when they have man-pecs? :\
Ever see the SNL with Sean Penn where he was some guy who was having a conversation with friends, but jokes were always were like a minute too late? He'd just mention it after the conversation had completely changed. Then he went to the washroom, which had a time machine in it, and went back in time so all of his comments were timely and funny?

Find the bathroom.
 

teh_pwn

"Saturated fat causes heart disease as much as Brawndo is what plants crave."
F*cking sick.

How much testosterone treatment did they need? About 4 times the average guy has probably.
 

Wellington

BAAAALLLINNN'
LakeEarth said:
Ever see the SNL with Sean Penn where he was some guy who was having a conversation with friends, but jokes were always were like a minute too late? He'd just mention it after the conversation had completely changed. Then he went to the washroom, which had a time machine in it, and went back in time so all of his comments were timely and funny?

Find the bathroom.

:lol :lol :lol
 

Phoenix

Member
Set mouths to BARF is more like it. And why do all of the women (especially the winner) look like they are carrying an extra package up front in their bikini bottoms?? Oh, here it comes.... BARRRRF


Hope they did some actual gender testing because the winner looks like a man. I think she's packing more than many of the guys on this forum.
 

blackwind

Will NOT use his faux signature to promote random shit
is a braw really required?

....at that point it's just a man chest.
 

Fifty

Member
LakeEarth said:
Ever see the SNL with Sean Penn where he was some guy who was having a conversation with friends, but jokes were always were like a minute too late? He'd just mention it after the conversation had completely changed. Then he went to the washroom, which had a time machine in it, and went back in time so all of his comments were timely and funny?

Find the bathroom.


Whazam
 

Leon

Junior Member
I feel for the losers. Isn't this title, like, the *only* reason these freaks would put so much energy to look like that? Now it's like, "fuck, I'm stuck looking like a man for another year". I think it would be amusing to see them doing regular stuff, like taking a piss, or going trick or treating on halloween. In that bikini outfit.
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
Somehow I think I'd rather read the Chyna/X-Pac sex tape description over again rather than look at the pictures in this thread again.
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
Bogdan said:
One time I saw this SNL with Sean Penn where there was this guy who was having a conversation with friends. The jokes this guy made were always a minute too late. His joke would come up like a minute after the conversation changed. Then he went to the bathroom and found a time machine and went back in time and his jokes were very funny.

You should find that bathroom.

:lol

... Maybe you should find that bathroom!
 
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