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[Cutty Flam]

Motherfucker thought he could just take from me with no consequences

My own blood of all things...

Woke up with a huge ass bite on my ankle—on an enormous vein on said ankle, no less. I thought was from a recluse or something in my blankets. Turns out a mosquito looking like fucking fat albert just chillin near my ceiling wall

You know what fucking time it is

You think ima let an insect fuck with my GAINS!? Just think of the nutrients that prick stole from me that could have went towards my bone mass density, muscle protein synthesis, etc. Could have been packing on some size but damn skeeter over there had me fucked up

Just think of all the gains lost in a man’s life, because of fucking mosquitos....I should have smashed him full force with a barbell to send the symbolic message now that I think about it

 

[triplestation]

i own praying mantises as pets

you did what, smash it?

i would have fed it to one of my mantises, they take their time chewing up guts and limbs

 

[Cutty Flam]

i own praying mantises as pets

you did what, smash it?

i would have fed it to one of my mantises, they take their time chewing up guts and limbs

Your praying mantis buddies deserve better than the scum I just dealt with. If I had the dexterity, I would have confronted him with a sharp machete while talking shit, poke a hole in his gut and watch him bleed out slowly. Fuck that mosquito

 

[Stiflers Mom]

it's so horrifying seeing your own blood squashed with the mosquito.

 

[triplestation]

 

[Compsiox]

I'll be honest I expected this to be a murder confession

 

[King of Foxes]

You think ima

Maybe focus less on gains and more on speaking english

 

[Yoboman]

Wow. That mosquito chose you from everyone. It saw you, fell in love and just wanted a small piece of you to remember you by and you fucking kill it?

Disgusting

 

[ScarletSpider]

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[Cutty Flam]

it's so horrifying seeing your own blood squashed with the mosquito.

Seriously man...blood up to vital, crucial work in the body, then all of a sudden some nasty insect sticks a straw in you and siphons blood into its belly like it was a gas canteen on a truck. Unreal how much blood those suckers end up with once they’ve had their fill

And it’s nasty thinking how it goes from human to diseased filth like that. Disgusting insect, in this very thread I revel in the loss of your life, the gain of my victory in entering solitude whilst in my room. We could have shared the room and coexisted had you not sought to take what is mine. Let it be known, from here onward, my gains will forever go unhampered. Even the tiniest of souls will be claimed and wrenched at my hands

 

[Cutty Flam]

Wow. That mosquito chose you from everyone. It saw you, fell in love and just wanted a small piece of you to remember you by and you fucking kill it?

Disgusting

A mosquito can live for 7 days. Maybe with MY blood? We’re talking months. Years. Eons. You think I’m going to let a winged pussy keep me from getting those last reps on incline bench? You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

 

[nush]

it's so horrifying seeing your own blood squashed with the mosquito.

Yeah, especially when one has somehow got inside your mosquito bed net at night and you mash it on the mesh for all to see.

Dare you enter the Mosquito Thunderdome with me?

 

[SpartanN92]

i own praying mantises as pets

you did what, smash it?

i would have fed it to one of my mantises, they take their time chewing up guts and limbs

That’s great and all but then the Praying Mantises would have gotten some of OPs steroid blood second hand from the mosquito. Now you have roided out praying mantises with a newfound taste for man flesh. Not a good mix.

 

[IfuckinghateReddit]

Was this you?

 

[Rat Rage]

OP, you're too damn funny!

Fucking hate mosquitos. I'm usually a pretty peaceful guy, but when it comes to mosquitos, the fun ends.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

 

[Tesseract]

you feel it too, don't you

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

 

[Falcs]

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