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[Ripclawe]

Stronger than ever! Now if Jennifer Garner stops doing him, my theory is worthy of a Nobel Prize.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/surviving_christmas/

Surviving Christmas (2004)

Reviews counted: 67
Fresh: 5 Rotten: 62
Average Rating: 3.2/10
RATING: ROTTEN READING: 7%

It’s almost worth the price of admission to see Gandolfini whack Affleck in the head with a snow shovel, but things mostly go downhill from there."

Affleck somehow remains convinced that he's a leading man. He does this despite mounting evidence to the contrary. ... Do I need to invoke the "G" word (Gigli)?"

"It’s apparent why ‘Affleck’ and ‘comedy’ (at least of the intentional variety) aren’t normally said in the same sentence."

"This crass, sloppy comedy is Affleck's fifth consecutive lousy movie."

 

[Smiles and Cries]

what is the theory?

 

[WasabiKing]

If it's the way I see it, HBK is the one that did all the work, and was most successful, like Matt Damon. It was Jannetty and Affleck who gravy trained their way to stardom.

 

[unkasa]

Because it's the actor's fault. This movie stinks because the script is stupid. One of those movies that probably sounded good before the treatment was even drafted.

 

[Axsider]

Fuck HBK! Jannetty is THE MAN, damnit!!
He is an awesome wrestler. So much talent..... never given a chance.....

 

[pilonv1]

I see you've been sharing his crack pipe.

 

[BigJonsson]

Affleck is the man, he just needs to be in Kevin Smith movies

 

[Ninja Scooter]

if Affleck gets kicked through a plate glass window, its on like donkey kong.

 

[Bog]

Fuck HBK! Jannetty is THE MAN, damnit!!
He is an awesome wrestler. So much talent..... never given a chance.....

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