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[Az987]

:lol Ok about 3 months ago a cat started coming around our house and my famliy being the nice people they are decided to let it live around outside, and gave it food and a little igglo house a heated bed lol. About 2 weeks ago me and my girlfriend noticed a little baby possum hanging around and eating the cats food. One time the cat came outside of its house and chased it away but just now I saw the cat sitting at the front door and the possum in its house :lol .

I followed the possum with my dog, Rocky (an american staffordshire terrier, related to a pitt bull or basicllly one depending on your view). Rocky sniffed at the bush it lives in and started to put his head inside and I think kiss the possum :lol. Then the possum ran away. So are possums dangerous or some what friendly? Its been on my step late at night and always runs away.

 

[thefit]

Kill it and eat it.

 

[Outlaw]

Kill it and eat it.

+1

 

[capslock]

My house has a possum living in the bush

...are you trying to say you've had a sex change operation?

 

[Stinkles]

Possums will bite and can be randomly ferocious when cornered. Plus, they are disease ridden fuckbags. Mostly however, they're harmless.

 

[citrus lump]

-1 for everyone that can't spell "opossum"

 

[master_shake_05]

Possums will bite and can be randomly ferocious when cornered. Plus, they are disease ridden fuckbags. Mostly however, they're harmless.

That's comforting :lol

 

[Beezy]

-1 for everyone that can't spell "opossum"

Bah, who gives a fuck. They should be proud that we call them something other than "it".

 

[Stinkles]

They are giant bug eyed cat-rats and they should be called Nocturnal-Fuckbags. A misspelling is a PROMOTION.

 

[Jewbacca]

Kill it and eat it.

Fucking A man I read the title and said the same thing in my head <3


You should...

A. Get someones dog and go lose on it.

B. Get a blow horn and scare the fuck outta it.

C. Grow balls and wear gloves and jump in the bushes and arm wrestle it out.

D. Get a big ass rat trap and put some cheese on it.

 

[citrus lump]

They are giant bug eyed cat-rats and they should be called Nocturnal-Fuckbags. A misspelling is a PROMOTION.

I will agree that they are super ugly. But I wouldn't disgrace cats.

Anyone ever see one up close? They seem to have a permanent sinister grin. *shudders*

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

They are nasty and yes, disease ridden. They also have the most teeth out of any animal. They can be very vicious if provoked but are mostly scared of humans.

 

[Shinobi]

Roundhouse kick it, then mail the body to Chuck Norris as tribute.

 

[jamesinclair]

Follow it so you can take pics when it hangs from a tree.