Elcid
Banned
I gained a bunch of weight during quarantine and felt like a fat bag of dog shit. Headaches also depressed the shit out of me (see previous threads). But after some good prescription shit I was able to mostly get over the headaches, so I decided to ride that wave and get my ass back in order.
This is my routine, see if you can hang.
Meat, eggs, and cheese only.
First week I ate a ton of cheesy omelets and meat. Weaned my way to where I am now. Weekday example.
Morning - wake up and take a COLD shower.
Drink straight black coffee, brush my teeth.
Walk my dog.
Go to the gym, work out with the stupid fucking mask.
Work out 30-45 minutes lifting heavy weights.
Go to work.
Some days fast till dinner (this is very difficult the first couple weeks of zero carb, super easy later), some days eat grilled wings or something around 2.
My first three weeks of zero carb I had to do Wendy’s a lot for double stacks x3-4 and toss the bread. Now I’ve since replaced them with raw eggs. 6-8 if I feel like I need sustenance during the work day.
Some days after work go for sprints/walk (not consistent yet to schedule it). If not proper exercise, atleast walk my dog.
Pushups before bed. When I started about 4 weeks ago I could barely do 20, I just cranked out a straight set of 50. Usually do a few sets till I can’t so total around 100.
Sleep maybe 5-6 hours, or less, dem newborn problems.
Oil pull for about 15min with coconut oil then rinse my mouth with warm pink salt water.
Then repeat.
My friends all say my routine is insane but I’ve never felt better, I’ve gained a very good amount of muscle and lost fat (15-20lbs) in about 4-5 weeks. All my clothes fit again, and my headaches are incredibly scarce.
I obviously left out stuff like showering, family time, games, etc.
Anyone want to try my routine?
This is my routine, see if you can hang.
Meat, eggs, and cheese only.
First week I ate a ton of cheesy omelets and meat. Weaned my way to where I am now. Weekday example.
Morning - wake up and take a COLD shower.
Drink straight black coffee, brush my teeth.
Walk my dog.
Go to the gym, work out with the stupid fucking mask.
Work out 30-45 minutes lifting heavy weights.
Go to work.
Some days fast till dinner (this is very difficult the first couple weeks of zero carb, super easy later), some days eat grilled wings or something around 2.
My first three weeks of zero carb I had to do Wendy’s a lot for double stacks x3-4 and toss the bread. Now I’ve since replaced them with raw eggs. 6-8 if I feel like I need sustenance during the work day.
Some days after work go for sprints/walk (not consistent yet to schedule it). If not proper exercise, atleast walk my dog.
Pushups before bed. When I started about 4 weeks ago I could barely do 20, I just cranked out a straight set of 50. Usually do a few sets till I can’t so total around 100.
Sleep maybe 5-6 hours, or less, dem newborn problems.
Oil pull for about 15min with coconut oil then rinse my mouth with warm pink salt water.
Then repeat.
My friends all say my routine is insane but I’ve never felt better, I’ve gained a very good amount of muscle and lost fat (15-20lbs) in about 4-5 weeks. All my clothes fit again, and my headaches are incredibly scarce.
I obviously left out stuff like showering, family time, games, etc.
Anyone want to try my routine?
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