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My New Year's Resolution: I, Vieo, will volunteer myself in the name of "GA-Science"!

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Vieo

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In response to the thread: http://forums.gaming-age.com/showthread.php?t=29357 or any other thread any where that wondered such things.

It is settled!

I, Vieo, will volunteer myself in the name of "GA-Science", VOW to not play with my taliwhacker or have sexual relations of any kind (i'll turn myself into an anti-chick magnet by letting my sideburns grow out) for the year of 2005 to answer the following questions: "If I don't masturbate, will I have a wet dream?" or in general "What happens to a guy when he puts his johnson in the cabinet for a year?"

I will monitor the following things:
-I'll keep a 'dream log' to see if my dreams become increasingly erotic.
-And I'll monitor a variety of other things such as if my grades improve, if I find myself having random fits of rage, do I wake up in the morning feeling less tired than usual, etc, etc. Many things will be monitored!

I will archive all of this data on a webpage, which I will have up and running sometime before Jan 1st 2005. I will also try to include graphs and charts on it as well. =)


Why am I the right man for the job?
1. I'm in tip top physical condition. I'm not on any medication. I've never tried drugs. I don't smoke and never have smoked. And I don't drink and if you pour all the alcohol(I'm talking liquor, not cough medicine, etc.) I've ever consumed in my 22 years of living into a cup, it would be less than one beer(a can out of a six pack).
2. From the time I was 8 years old, I would consume at least what is equal to 4 cans of soda everyday. I was addicted to the stuff, but as of Sept. 1st, 2004, I went cold turkey and I haven't had a drop since then. It's been all water, apple cider, and lemonade since then. I'm a firm believer that the same will apply to masturbation. I will be able to go cold turkey the same way I did with soda.

My quest shall start tomorrow at 12:00AM exactly!

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If anyone else wants to join up, you can do so, BUT there's only two rules.
1. You must keep a webpage that shows your progress.
2. If at any point should you break your vow, you must be honest enough to say you've failed and bail out of the experiment. We use the honor system; similar to that episode of Sienfeld, but we're not competing against each other. :D


EDIT: Webpage up along with official logo! http://members.aol.com/vieo/nofap

2nd EDIT: Bah! The experiment is dead! I caved! I was organizing my collection of PC games and popped in tomb raider. That set me off... DAMN IT!
 

DaCocoBrova

Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
What about that thing...? You know.





You came from one...
































Pussy.


Why deprive?
 
Wait aren't you the guy that got punked by the Marine? :lol

I don't think you can do it. You have shown that while you may have grand ideas you don't think out the ramifications of your actions.
 

Vieo

Member
You know, when I just pressed that "submit new thread" button, my whole computer froze up and I had to do a reboot. I hope that wasn't an omen... o_O

Wait aren't you the guy that got punked by the Marine?

I don't think you can do it. You have shown that while you may have grand ideas you don't think out the ramifications of your actions.

This is a lot safer. If anything, it will probably cause more good than harm.
 

SSGMUN10000

Connoisseur Of Tedium
Tommie Hu$tle said:
Wait aren't you the guy that got punked by the Marine? :lol

I don't think you can do it. You have shown that while you may have grand ideas you don't think out the ramifications of your actions.


Yup hes the one who got punked by the marine. The tag is is freakin funny.
 

Santo

Junior Member
This movie rocks! But it doesn't work out for him because like 10 mins before the 40 days is up this chick rubs her goods on his goods and he wets his pants.
 

Socreges

Banned
Serafitia said:
...

I have no choice but to wish for your hairline to go back further than it already has.
Nice try, but no shame there. I've made threads in the past about how my hair was receding at such a young age.

Anyway, sorry if that bugged you, but it's just too funny sometimes.
 

EviLore

Expansive Ellipses
Staff Member
You could probably get some pointers from hardcore mormons. So I've heard ;b


Really, though, a whole year without conscious ejaculation? In the prime of your life? For a simple experiment? At least make a documentary about it, because I don't see a blog and some GAF laughs being worth the pain.
 

Ecrofirt

Member
have you learned nothing from
40-Days-and-40-Nights.jpg
 

Ecrofirt

Member
and this would be an edit, but since I can't do that anymore apparently, it's another post.

I just noticed that the text makes it look like he's got a giant boner.
 

Dilbert

Member
Dude, don't even bother. It's not worth it.

When I was in college, a group of my friends started a similar kind of bet, and I played along. You don't notice anything after a week, maybe even ten days depending on your sex drive. But when you get to the three-week mark, you start going insane. EVERYTHING becomes about sex. You find yourself taking the bumpiest route to school or work because you're hoping the vibrations will get you off. Women of all kinds start looking irresistably appealing -- it's like beer goggles times a thousand. You sport a hard-on for roughly 50% of your waking hours, which can be triggered by ANYTHING. Think the woman on the dish soap bottle looks like of hot? SPROING.

I had the good sense to call it off after three and a half weeks because I was afraid that I was going to hurt someone. When I finally had an orgasm, it felt like the rapture. I don't think I could walk for an hour. However, my tingly nerve joy quickly came to an end when I found out that I had won the bet two weeks before...my friends had been lying to me about not having broken the rules.

I would strongly suggest that you work on getting your chick back from that Marine and find some other kind of hobby for 2005. Seriously.
 

Pimpwerx

Member
LOL! :lol Judging from that Marine story, you're not gonna have too much trouble avoiding sex for like the rest of your life. :lol I'm sorry, that thread was a laugh-riot. PEACE.
 
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