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[Speevy]

Be gentle. This took a lot of time in Paint.

I can't begin to imagine what the controller would be like... I'll work on it later.

You can see the four controller ports, the place to insert the game, and the fan.

There's also a light sensor of some kind to accomodate the thing's unique functionality.

 

[DMczaf]

It's looking at me.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

it looks like a 24 pack of CocaCola.

 

[Speevy]

it looks like a 24 pack of CocaCola.

Well, you can't really beat that kind of marketing. :lol The colors can be anything. I just thought red and white was original. Two colors in the US flag and both colors in Japan's.

 

[Guns N' Poops]

The `70s want that back.

 

[Dead]

frightening.

Nice effort though

 

[Speevy]

The `70s want that back.

Oh come on. There was no console with this color scheme in the 70's. Everything was black back then.

 

[miyuru]

:lol looking at the front panel, it looks like what you'd see if you were sitting in the back of a car in the middle looking between the two front seats. The front seats also have screens in the headrests, and the controller ports, etc., are the console of the car (i.e. A/C/heat/whatever).

 

[fse]

 

[quin]

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/ukr/pics/rectangles.gif

The Xbox looks like a rectangle to me...

 

[olimario]

It looks like an alien's vagina, Speevy. Mana will attest to that.

 

[Speevy]

I don't think it looks so strange as it does tacky. If I take away the R's on each side it's just a red Gamecube.

 

[fse]

Nice work Speevy

quin: I see it like that too :\

 

[lexi]

Revolution won't be a Cube, I'm betting on a Prism. Or a Sphere? GameSphere!

 

[Speevy]

This is the sphere one I did.

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

The colors can be anything. I just thought red and white was original.

 

[Speevy]

Okay, guess not.

 

[olimario]

I just whipped this up. Sorry Speevy.

 

[Speevy]

Insanity.

 

[Guns N' Poops]

I just whipped this up. Sorry Speevy.

:lol

 

[Saki]

Just stop it you morons!

 

[Speevy]

Just stop it you morons!

Whoah there. Fun thread. No need to get riled up.

 

[fse]

Nintendo GameCunt!

 

[Speevy]

Is this some sort of Rorschach interpretation of the red center section?

 

[ImNotLikeThem]

Nintendo GameCunt!

:lol jesus flapjack christ that is not something i wanted to picture....

 

[segasonic]

Xbox is rectangular

 

[olimario]

Be gentle. This took a lot of time in Paint.

I can't begin to imagine what the controller would be like... I'll work on it later.

You can see the four controller ports, the place to insert the game, and the fan.

There's also a light sensor of some kind to accomodate the thing's unique functionality.

Do you really want a console to look like this, Speevy?
And did this really take you a long time to create?

 

[fse]

And did this really take you a long time to create?

It's MS Fucking Paint. What do you think?

 

[olimario]

It's MS Fucking Paint. What do you think?

I have no clue.
This took me awhile in paint.

 

[fse]

Awesome.

 

[Speevy]

It took an hour and a half. But that's just because I was throwing around ideas during the process.

And I think it looks tacky, but I also think it's more thought than has been put into one on this forum.

It's really hard to balance "unique" and "attractive", and then make sure it doesn't look boring. I can't imagine heading the marketing department at one of these companies.

 

[AndoCalrissian]

I've been thinking of doing a design, but I just haven't gotten around to it yet. Perhaps in the coming week I'll post one.

 

[Vortac]

I have a feeling of dread that this is going to be a repeat of everyone's eager anticipation of the "Dolphin" and then being presented with a purple lunchbox.

While cute, and interesting, with both Sony and MS getting pretty much every developer in the Western developer on board with no plans for Revolution support, the battle this round is not even going to be contested.

So the question will be, can Nintendo still make money off of almost only their own games and some trivial other Japanese off-shoots (AKA disgruntled former Square employees), and barely any Western support.

 

[fse]

It won't be purple, but rather... PINK! yay.

 

[GDGF]

So the question will be, can Nintendo still make money off of almost only their own games and some trivial other Japanese off-shoots (AKA disgruntled former Square employees), and barely any Western support.

That's funny. I thought the question was if we liked Speevy's Revolution concept. I think you're in the wrong thread!

 

[arhra]

Xbox is rectangular

And the GBA-SP is square.

 

[Diffense]

IIRC, GC was the butt (no pun intended) of a few jokes after that.

For revolution, something even smaller than GC would be nice...also some futuristic curves.