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[Deleted member 1159]

...from a dream where I was some super Neo dude...I woke up in this world where all my friends were being oppressed by people like agents, so I got mad and went on a rampage, killing them all and the humans cooperating, which for some reason happened to be the Pittsburgh Stealers(?). Finally I ended up punching through the roof of Dan Aykroyd's house (?) and had a nice little showdown. I had a shotgun up to his head but as I pulled the trigger, it didn't shoot. He loaded fake shells, that comic genius! Not amused, I put him in a choke hold and asked "Just tell me why I can't snap your neck!"

Then my phone started ringing...

"hellooooo?"
"Hey Jon, sorry I can't make it to lunch today..."
"alrmgifghgt..."

Blast you vile woman! I want my vengence! Best (non-sex) dream evar!

 

[Donkeypuncher]

Is your sister hot?

 

[Minotauro]

You know how boring it is to listen to someone talk about their dream in person? Well, multiply that by about a thousand.

 

[Drozmight]

I hada dream last night where I was having lunch with Mario. I don't really remember what was going on, but I look away and looked back and he started melting. He lifted his hands up, started screaming as they melted. Half melted, I started to recognize the figure underneath as none other than Dave Chappelle. He was about to say something, probablly "I'm _____ , bitch!" when I woke up.

 

[Willco]

I need pictures to validate this topic.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Is your sister hot?

Well, why do you think I'm going to lunch with her? Ha-hah!

Oh shit...

You know how boring it is to listen to someone talk about their dream in person? Well, multiply that by about a thousand.

Hey, most dreams don't have Dan Aykroyd

 

[Donkeypuncher]

You know how boring it is to listen to someone talk about their dream in person? Well, multiply that by about a thousand.

That's why I was curious about his sister.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Fine, here's an artist's rendition of what happened:

And the actual look on my face when I got the call!

 

[Willco]

Your sister is hawt.

 

[Matrix]

Dan Aykroyd/phone call.....You soooo watched Ghostbusters recently


edit- I'm a douche...why did I read it as your sis calling you in your dream *shoots self*

 

[Cubsfan23]

Is your sister hot?

My new favorite poster is unbanned