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[mansoor1980]

so neogaf , what say you
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2021/03/nasa-warns-alien-life-may-not-be-fuckable/

 

[DeepEnigma]

 

[mansoor1980]

so you are telling me there is still a chance

 

[BigBooper]

Uh, if it exists, people will bang. Cars, food, dolls, animals, poop, etc...

 

[DeepEnigma]

so you are telling me there is still a chance

 

[mansoor1980]

i swear i dont mean no harm

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

Maybe try to fuck a human first, OP

 

[Pagusas]

Sounds more like they just want the alien putang for themselves.

 

[Ironbunny]

Maybe try to fuck a human first, OP

The amount of racism in this post is off the charts

 

[diablos991]

Imagine having the job title of: NASA’s interstellar sexual health spokesperson.

 

[V1LÆM]

not with that attitude.

 

[infinitys_7th]

I'm not expecting there to be a species of hair tentacled space lesbians or cat women out there, but I can dream, damn it.

But yeah, this

NASA’s interstellar sexual health spokesperson, Clarice Kravult,

is not a thing, even under the Biden administration. The only article that mentions this women is on this site, and the site looks satirical.

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

 

[mansoor1980]

Maybe try to fuck a human first, OP

 

[Aggelos]

Let's do this. Hit it from the back.

 

[SJRB]

Time to probe some aliens

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Damn. I thought Star Trek was onto something.

People in the year 2200 can fuck a pool of mud on planet butthole and the kids will look human and speak english.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

people currently have sex with dolphins and cars - being some alien form isn't going to stop folks

 

[DESTROYA]

We good if he says so

 

[mansoor1980]

We good if he says so

im saving that gif , great edit there dude

 

[Guardian's Light]

so neogaf , what say you
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2021/03/nasa-warns-alien-life-may-not-be-fuckable/

Ufo: unfuckable fucking object

 

[FunkMiller]

Come on...

...who here can genuinely say they haven’t fantasised at least once about having their dick snapped off by the predator?

 

[mansoor1980]

Come on...

...who here can genuinely say they haven’t fantasised at least once about having their dick snapped off by the predator?

 

[T8SC]

 

[GymWolf]

Come on...

...who here can genuinely say they haven’t fantasised at least once about having their dick snapped off by the predator?

mine is too powerful, it would end like this or something

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

people currently have sex with dolphins and cars - being some alien form isn't going to stop folks

We even have dolphin lawyers

 

[mansoor1980]

 

[GAMETA]

If there's a hole, there's a way

 

[epicnemesis]

What is the Reee stance on alien-human sex?

 

[farmerboy]

Maybe try to fuck a human first, OP

Ice cold

 

[mansoor1980]

Ice cold

 

[danowat]

Sounds like a challenge to me......

NASA hold my beer......

 

[RiccochetJ]

I'm not expecting there to be a species of hair tentacled space lesbians or cat women out there, but I can dream, damn it.

But yeah, this



is not a thing, even under the Biden administration. The only article that mentions this women is on this site, and the site looks satirical.

The Beaverton is basically a Canadian version of The Onion. Look at the other articles on the site.

eg: Bitcoin is a dangerous bubble, unlike the safe, secure bubble of Toronto real estate

 

[The Hamburglar]

Imagine having the job title of: NASA’s interstellar sexual health spokesperson.

You jest but they’re probably on 100k

 

[Mobilemofo]

Depends how you define fuckable to be fair. E.g.

I fucked em..

I fucked em with a fire extinguisher, then left.

 

[mansoor1980]

Depends how you define fuckable to be fair. E.g.

I fucked em..

I fucked em with a fire extinguisher, then left.

u sure about that

 

[Ballthyrm]

Well NASA has "planetary protection" and won't let you even touch a Alien Microbe.
They want no Human on Mars so we don't have Human contaminating their precious lifeless desert.

 

[Facism]

Nonsense. The internet has proven anything is fuckable.

 

[quickwhips]

The lady saying this is ugly isn't she?

 

[mansoor1980]

The lady saying this is ugly isn't she?

thats a lady?

 

[quickwhips]

thats a lady?

I just assumed now I'm going to google

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

so neogaf , what say you
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2021/03/nasa-warns-alien-life-may-not-be-fuckable/

I'm still gonna fuck em.